be me
anonette, 26
the tism is strong
live in a small town where everything closes at 7 and no one gets my references
never really clicked with normies
don't drink, don't party, don't like loud places
just want quiet and someone to talk to
into weird Japanese movies, writing, reading, vidya
never had a relationship because I honestly don't know how to be normal with people
would love to write together, play something co op, or just rot in VC quietly
not into drama, not a freak, not an e-girl, just tired of being alone in my little autistic cave

how can I achieve this? is it impossible once you're 26? is it over bros?

>>81566462 (OP)
I got a boyfriend from /trash/ and I'm 28 and he's coming to see me and my parents in late July. its possible.

>>81566462 (OP)
no in fact it is actually quite easy to get a 4chan bf if you're a woman

>>81566462 (OP)
Why in the world would you want anyone around here anon?
We're all broken

>>81566462 (OP)
I'm the same age as you and have similar interests. Are you overweight?

i'm pretty much the exact same as you on most regards, and would love to know you. but i'm 34 years old would that be okay?

>>81566462 (OP)
You are probably only going to find brown guys on soc don't even try it there

What about just a friend?

>>81566462 (OP)
Alright, I'll let you be my girlfriend but you have to watch Japanese pro-wrestling with me

>>81566532
You're an old fuck and probably porn addicted moid

>>81566462 (OP)
same. want to VC and watch survive style 5? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LEH7nDkiPEk

>>81566550
i am old.
but i'm not porn addicted.

Well Im not exactly normal myself, Im not looking for someone perfect

>>81566519
Not at all, Im on the skinny side, kinda short

>>81566553
Can also travel to wherever your small town is I'm rich

>>81566587
In Europe?

>>81566597
I live in the usa, but I can fly out to europe sure.

>>81566586
I'm looking for something serious since I'm also getting older. Do you want to talk? I'm not rich but I'm also in Europe and we can meet pretty easily.

>>81566462 (OP)
Im 28 lets date

>>81566550
you deserve to rot alone until the rest of your life, you dumb bitch

>>81566677
Im op and I didnt write that. Honestly I would prefer someone who doesnt watch a lot porn though

>>81566462 (OP)
Same but 25m.
Being an autist in a small town is the worst

>nothing to do
>brain drain took the strivers to the cities
>whats left is a bunch of boomers and dumb normies

>>81566714
would you date a 34 years old if he's not a porn addict though?

>>81566744
no you're too old sorry..

>>81566462 (OP)
What about korean or hong kong movies?

>>81566462 (OP)
30 in eu, would be nice to get someone like you to know.
Am sure you find someone. Cant be alone here lol.
Keep an open eye

>>81566762
Kim ki duk is my favourite director, wong kar wai too. Im sure ive seen your most obscure movie!

>>81566758
fug. I'm too old also then, oh well.

>>81566462 (OP)
I am your bf. I will be picking you up at 8.

>>81566744
Yeah. Id go max 36. But must have a job. No need to be rich but at least to be able to support himself and take me out to a date once in a while

>>81566833
Okay babe where are we going?

>>81566834
NTA,

what about 36, well paying job, owns houses and can take you out whenever you feel like it?

>>81566834
i have a job, of course.
would you add me on discord please?

>>81566834
How about 44 and unemployed and I'll just show myself out thanks bye

>>81566875
Dont be too hard on yourself anon. 44 is not too old. It depends

>>81566462 (OP)
If you're not fat I'll play l4d2 with you.

>>81566462 (OP)
anon wanna play coop puzzle games on steam?

>>81566901
I weight 55 kg. You decide

>>81566896
You're very kind but it's too late for me.

This bitch is fucking baiting. She's never gonna drop a discord tag. Fucking pajeet scammer.

>>81566937
probably nervous my dude. adding people on 4chan can get you freaks and stalkers.

34 years old, i have a job. if you seriously want to try, add me please on discord: iemerald_

>>81566937
Please dont call me a bitch. Im making a discord alt right now. Im a bit scared to post it because of these kind of comments

>>81566817
oh yeah I could watch these movies over and over again.

>>81566845
We are going to the movies to watch Elio.
Im going to get a popcorn bucket from the trash for a free refill.

>>81566964
I'd heavily caution you against this.
I get the motivation but this can only end poorly...

>>81566964
Shut up whore, you're never going to post anything

>>81566973
eh, I've met cool people on discord. maybe she'll play puzzle games with me and we become good friends, who knows?

>>81566985
Whatever dude, we are just chatting. Tell me about yourself?

>>81566985
Well I was but I'm not going to now. If someone else posts one it isn't me.

>>81567010
Sure. What is your @?

>>81567018
kek nice excuse LOOOOOL

>>81566462 (OP)
Are you ugly? Be honest.

>>81567027
cavespiders

I play lots of first person puzzle games and stuff like that with people from here

>>81567032
That is not me, are you perhaps talking to yourself here?

>>81566918
But what if you're 3 feet tall?

>>81567045
I dont think I am ugly. I am not a model but I have nice hair and clear skin, and people hit on me. But just not the right people, you know what I mean?

>>81566964
>Im making a discord alt right now.
dont get surprised whenever she blocks you for no reason

You'll excuse me for this I hope, but, just to be clear, after the doctor pulled you out of your mother's whatever, he said, "It's a ____?"

>>81567114
Dude are you really impersonating me on discord? That is just so weird

>>81567163
Lol I am a bio woman !

>>81567177
I'm sure you understand I meant no offense by asking, it's just important to clarify these things around here.

>>81567203
Its okay, no offense taken !

>>81567211
So which one of us did you pick? Who's the lucky winner?

>>81567168
i have discord and i havent used it in days

>>81567232
none of you really seem interesting enough to talk to long term so i give up

>>81567249
>none of you really seem interesting enough to talk to long term so i give up
please fuck off and never come again thank you

>>81567255
OP uses a trip

>>81567232
Not picking, but Im chatting with someone friendly. Honestly id like to make more friends

>>81566462 (OP)
You can go for anons your age.
Also I don't think meeting someone on the internet, especially 4chan.
You're going to get raped or killed.

Write together about what? Rotting in VC sounds retarded though

>>81567269
Oh, word, friend-zoned already?
Lame, Anonette. Laaaaaaame.

>>81567053
Give us the 411 - how is she anon?
Worth dropping our discords for?

>>81567266
That's a name, not a trip and anyone could use that name. I am surprised the normalfag thread is filled with newfags.

>>81566462 (OP)
where are you from? no need to be exact, just an approx. you would want to meet irl at some point so this is important

>>81567356
Eh, you knew what I meant.

>>81566462 (OP)
I know all those feels. I live in small-town Iowa. I don't suppose you're anywhere near that?

>>81567384
I knew what you meant because I am not a retard. You are a retard who doesn't even know what he himself meant in the post he typed!
Good day and good luck in your quest for OP's hand.

>>81567426
kthxbye

>>81566462 (OP)
Hello ma'am I am a 32 year old unemployed autistic virgin male looking for an 18-28 year old unemployed autistic virgin female that I can treat like a little sister but also have sex with and spoil. You must be asian or latina and below 150lbs and a biological female capable of bearing at least 5 of my children.

If interested please reply. Please I'm so lonely. Please...

>>81567495
Too late.
I think we've scared her off anon. :(

>>81567509
Dammit guys can't believe I was late to the party.

>>81567101
>you know what I mean?
Chad-only cunt

>>81567509
'She' was a bait.

>>81566462 (OP)
sorry but youre too old for us, youve hit the wall
we only want 16 year olds here

>>81567554
Oh, I know that.
There are no chicks on here.

>>81567554
I am not. Was fixing dinner!

>>81567594
Assuming you're OP (and let's face it, there's a good possibility you're not), what possessed you to want to meet someone on 4chan of all places?
Even reddit would be better and that's not saying much at all.

Btw theres a guy impersonating me adding people on discord. I only added cave spider so far

>>81567601
Reddit people are the worst even if 4chan is worse. Idk I am a normal person, so I think there are other normal people here that kind of share my interests and have some kind of knowledge of the internet

>>81567626
I tease but good luck to you.
At 44 I'm a bit old to be chasing 26 year old gals but I really do hope you meet someone that brings a bit of brightness to your life.

A foid talking about how she can't find a boyfriend is hilarious.

>>81566462 (OP)
you sound nice, what kind of co op games do you play?

>>81567602
can confirm, was added.

op seems neat, haven't spoken much because they had to go make dinner.

>>81567650
Thank you anon, I really appreciate it !

>>81567652
If you live in a small enough place its not that incredible

>>81566462 (OP)
I'm pretty much the same as you and around your age, I live in a small village too except I do more drawing than writing.

>>81566462 (OP)
need aussie gf like this please

>>81567101
No Chad's hitting on you?

>>81568709
I can cook! Im pretty good at it too. I think it would be nice to cook for someone who isnt myself

>>81568754
Yeah, but most of the time we dont really connect because thats not my type of ideal man

>>81566462 (OP)
I didn't think women that weren't 18-21 used this place anymore.
I'd kill for a decent half-normal woman that's closer to my age.
You're the perfect age but I'm not your type type and nothing's gonna happen anyway, I'm not any non-sluts type.

Good luck femanon

>>81569691
Why you say youre not my type? Just curious

>>81569638
As long as she can cook an omelette for me after i've had a long day at work and gives me a hug after i get out of the shower.

>>81569726
hello femanon if you're being genuine could you add me at aldsms and we could talk

>>81569726
Because you're a retarded whore

>>81569738
Thats lovely. That is what I want from life too. I hope you get it anon

>>81569753
lol alright? I am not though, and I am being nothing but genuine. I dont understand the attitude

>>81569726
Lol at the guy that keeps insulting you
Wasn't me.

Cause I'm too old (32) and never finding anyone with my interests (Vidya somewhat, guitar, animated shows) that would actually be into me. You want a young twink and while I'm not fat in the slightest that isn't me.

>>81566462 (OP)
no its not impossible, nor it will be the older you will get, you will only be wiser and more confident in the type of relationship you would want, and the type of treatment you deserve, peace be with you anonnete
and idk, how you can achieve it, i aint you, best you can do is just socialize with online friends n trust that gut feelin,
i used to play WoW, and i knew 1 girl in the southern united states who dated and married a guy from new zealand, and i watched it grow from the first contact (a random walk up rp), i aint about online / long distance relationships, since i rather be friends at that phase and chat n support if they find a fella who fits em best and they local, but i can't deny the beauty and inspiration from that sorta love when it works out well,
i also had a friend in the same rp group who was just a super badass in terms of her seekin a good n new life for herself, she moved so much for relationships, and been through so much, but her fuckin indomitable human spirit helped her tough out and became a heartbreaker of men who were actually silly n wacky boys, was impressed by her femme fataleness, and i enjoyed watching her play and teach about ffxiv knowledge, my adhd was too strong to stick with the mmorpg at the time, but i did have fun gamin, and i wanted to be the midgit but i grew to love the bun boys, oh yeah, last i checked she found a good bf that seems to love n support her, just dunno if its the guy she was telling me about alot or found someone just as right for her (she had a huge crush on her wal-mart supervisor)
anyways, godspeed OP sorry for the ramble, WAGMI fren

>>81569726

>>81569773
Oh and the part a out you not being into drama or being an egirl is what's appealing specifically. I guess that's specific to my situation but all I've ever wanted was someone normal and yet all I ever get is the opposite. I'm sure it's partly my fault for not looking better but hey, there's no hope I'm finding anyone normal

>>81569755
its getting too late for me, getting too old

>>81569777
Thank you for sharing, made me feel better. I hope ill get to that someday, your friend sounds great. I am a bit insecure and awkward so I dont do well with socialising. I aspire to be like her. Thank you for your kind words

>>81569810
pls add me anonette i'm your age and we might get along even just as friends
>>81569743

>>81569773
Okay thank you for telling me! We dont know each other but just to be honest, I dont want a young twink, I love chubby and thin men (I prefer that to muscular). But in the end it all depends on how kind, loving and supportive you are, at least for me. I want to be taken care of and I want to take care of the person I love, thats all about it. age doesnt really matter if its not like a 15 y gap, neither does look until one is clearly unhealthy

>>81566462 (OP)
hey OP, did you find a person? it'd be fun to talk to a person close to my age. btw, how do you feel about long distance relationships?

>>81569837
Yeah and I want that too, I doubt we're going to find it on this site. I doubt I'm ever finding anyone like that for my own reasons both physical and slowly mental but hey good luck. I'd ask if you'd want to talk but you got a million offers already, as these threads usually go
>Neither does look until one is clearly unhealthy
Not sure what you mean by that desu

>>81569876
And slowly, mental reasons*
I'm not slow mentally. Not yet anyway.

>>81569810
she had her flaws too, but she was doin her best despite it, and i feel in a way that just helped her instincts on finding the right guy or the right path that made her glow up and be happier with herself, in a way i also aspire to be like her too, (would love to travel to meet friends if i manage to make some or make a good squad like she had) thanks for readin bud, god bless

bros...where is she?

>>81569876
By that I mean I want someone who takes care of their health and body. No need to hit the gym but a balanced lifestyle is very important

>>81569837
What do you mean muscular? Like a bodybuilder?

>>81569942
Thats the kind of gf I want to be. I just want my man to treat me as his most important thing, so I dont feel weak or dumb doing the same

I don't get it, you say you want a 4chan bf but you barely reply to anyone? Is this just a slow burn bait?

>>81570186
Yeah, I dont like chiselled bodies. Mine is not, and I prefer someone whos kinda soft anyway. Even if skinny. I like muscle if its a dad bod, strong but not exaggerated

>>81570231
I try to reply as much as I can but there are a lot of replies, I think I have replied to most of them though?

>>81570199
>tfw no gf to be my rock and visa versa

>>81566462 (OP)
You're a woman.
How the fuck is "over"?
Are you like a fat burn victim or something?

>>81570199
You sound too much like me, it's so weird.

>>81570178
Kek replied right as I checked
Yeah Im not out of shape, and I'd want the same in a woman. I'd want someone to travel with and go hiking trails w but again never happening. I'm either dying single or running through bpd girls at this point, and the second option isn't appealing to me like it is to a lot of other guys on here.
>>81570199
I think most guys would do this, but Pelle in relationships tend to downplay their faults and make the other person seem unreasonable. Most women I've been with just don't really want to talk about issues. They say they do, but really it's only their issues that get discussed with a bunch of "ughs" and eyerolling if you call them out.
Then again like I said, I haven't exactly talked to normal decent women cause most of those don't seem to be into me.
>>81570231
She literally is replying to people. Maybe just know how to talk to a person and don't be rude or weird? And no I'm not simply posturing for the femanon here, you can easily at least talk to women here and get them to give you a chance if you don't assume dumb shit about them from the start

>>81570264
Im none of those things, but I feel like I am not able to connect deeply with people, especially men. I just want to love and be loved but it doesnt click. I dont wanna date just because, I want the right one Im going to marry

>>81566462 (OP)
Are you still taking bf applications?

>>81570283
>A woman that doesn't have a million male friends and attentionseek
You're a catch. You'll make a guy happy one day don't worry about it.

>>81570267
Its nice to find similar people. I think its not uncommon to feel like this, but lately people tend to not admit how much they just want to be loved and give love back. Playing it as a game is exhausting. I just want honesty and openness. I am willing to say that I need you, and I dont want you to feel ashamed to say it back.

>>81570294
yeah! it started as some kind of joke but theres truth to it. Im not closed to the possibility

>>81570304
Thank you anon, I really hope so

>>81570270
Hey. Im very sorry you didnt have any luck with women yet. I really hope youll find the right one. Its not too late and you seem like a nice person. I have hope for myself, so why there shouldnt be for you?

>>81570324
Nice. Where do I apply? I don't really stand out, not really a catch, but you seem like a nice girl and I would like to talk to you

>>81570354
You have hope cause you're a woman and you're still young.
And let's see, I won't lie I wasn't the best boyfriend at times but there's only so much you can try to say to a person when they're acting petty and shitty towards you. Should've just broken up with them in hindsight but hey

>>81566736
you're not a striver either lol

GIRLFRIEND APPLICATION STATUS:
REJECTED.

Sorry, but vital interests are missing in your application... I mean, "not a good cultural fit".

I'm sure you're very sad to be missing out on a catch such as myself, m'lady. I, however, cannot consider you a qualified object of love, protection and nurturance, nor an adequate breeding vessel for my myriad future progeny.
I hope you apply with us again when you have become more qualified, and do keep an eye out for future maidservant opportunities.

>>81570354
Alright fuck it add me on discord, why not. I'm bored anyway
Just don't get your hopes up for anything lmao
Aerospike7 on disc

>>81566462 (OP)
I'm in the same boat and our interests align. My discord is mt.k2

>>81570311
Doing that as a man I just got used over and over again.
I'm too autistic for little games and I'm so tired.

>>81570311
nobody_11636
Add me if you want, pretty sure I'm your male equivalent.

I can pretend to care about you and your gay little interests if you late me stick it up your pooper and you don't mind me screaming in the shower drunk at 2am, oh yeah and you'd have to drink with me as well, whatever you want as long as it has alcohol in it

>>81566462 (OP)
>how can I achieve this?
Be female.

>is it impossible once you're 26? is it over bros?
Obviously not. These threads should be deleted.

I think we would get along, same age and I relate to people online more, but I am actually stable and independent

@litenjoyer on discord

did she add anyone

>>81566462 (OP)
>Is it over
No, it's just getting started!

itt: "Helo gorgus". I hope you fags get strung along for months only to get ghosted--an subsequently make a thread here bitching about it--or better yet, get jebaited by some middle-aged third-worlder.

>not an e-girl
>just rot in VC quietly
Unless you mean game chat, that's a contradiction. Discord is for faggots, and in game chat you would be verbally raped by anyone who realizes you are le woman.