Jeremy MacDougal
WUB
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1, pay 2 life: exile a card in your hand from the game. Any player may play this ability any time they could play a sorcery.

If a permanent entering the battlefield, drawing a card, a creature attacking or permanent going to the graveyard would cause an ability to trigger, that ability now triggers when a card they own is exiled. (Abilities without the correct context such as 'defending player' will fizzle)
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>running stax against people in casual games unannounced

I hope you don't mind when I remove every combo or value piece from your deck so you'll twiddle your thumbs until the table gets tired of you. Stax players being salty cunts when they get a taste of their own medicine and kvetching about being targeted makes me giggle.