>>58123891
'I'll try to keep it bare bones' is what I typed here, but then I typed up a lot of random shit. Got sick, said fuck it and went to a midnight release of a game, got sicker, coughed really hard. Woke up having trouble breathing, mom insisted I go to the emergency room, humored her. "Oh you actually have a hole in your lung from coughing too hard so we'll be starting surgery in 5 minutes." Well shit. Doctors and nurses had to hold me to keep me from flailing as they cut a hole in my side to stick a tube to let air escape from my chest. Mom couldn't handle it and had to leave the room. Badabing badaboom, now hooked up to a simple machine that lets air escape from my chest. Say should only need to be in hospital for a day or so while the hole heals up. Cut to a week later and they realize I had pneumonia, which complicated issues. Spent time catching up on the Marvel movies so I could finally watch The Avengers. Finally get sent home with a tube hanging from my chest to still keep letting air out. Month off of work, hell yeah. Best part I invited my friend cause he had to see this. Every time I coughed the tube made a mooing sound. Shit was hilarious. Almost worth the sciatica I probably got from flailing during surgery.

For the record, the game was Guild Wars 2. I wasn't buying it, my friend was. I was just hanging out.