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>Punching David Bowie
That comes from applying the science of Suckology. This involves calculating the ratio of reputation with accomplishment. For example, if you just read how much screeching hyperbolic praise has been awarded to Bowie over the years, it's stupefying. But then when you apply this formula, you'd see: he can't possibly be that good. No human being can. So, in a certain way, he's almost got to suck dick. It's just math.