>one win away from finishing the drives
>get the fucking hybrid mode again
>don't wanna waste 15-20 minutes and possibly lose
>pick my main instead of practice character
>rape the plat shitters so hard they not only call each other boosted shitters but my team mates too
Who needs smurf accounts when you can just not play enough to get to your real rank and the placements after periodic rank resets conservatively put you with people you can stomp any time you want?

>everyone but me votes for escort
>don't want to spend more time than needed
>get the fucking defense too
>pick my main
>make the enemy team go through literally half of the cast desperately trying to kill me
>win with no overtime, enemy team only gets two kills on our other dps
And to top off the cake: we had ana and zen so they couldn't even bitch about pharmercy being op.