Thread 527709584

>Season 17 Trailer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7p5K_d1qgfQ

>DokiWatch Story Time with Xanthe Huynh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rwnt3O4cEew

>Futures Past with Fred Tatasciore; aka 'Soldier: 76 Monologues About How Gay He Is for an Hour'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kFSMbaufn8

>Freja Trailer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIKLdhMtEd0

>OWCS - Stage 2 Viewers Guide
https://overwatch.blizzard.com/en-us/news/24204400/overwatch-champions-series-stage-2-viewers-guide/

>Latest patch notes
https://overwatch.blizzard.com/en-us/news/patch-notes/

>Comics, short stories and music
https://overwatch.blizzard.com/en-us/media/

>Schedule
Season 17 - June 24th
Juno All-Star achievement & skin extended through Season 17
Show off how gay you are by logging in Now - June 30th to receive a free pide skin & emote for S76 Equip the Ø/null spray for extra salt farming on pride map decorations!
Stadium Builder (save, share, import/export builds), Unranked Stadium, new "anti-air" item to directly counter Freja - Season 17
Competitive Drives - June 19th - 24th

>Overwatch Wiki
overwatch.gamepedia.com

>Stadium Builds
https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=best+stadium+builds+overwatch+2

>Overwatch Dev Tracker
devtrackers.gg/overwatch

>Overwatch Esports
liquipedia.net/overwatch/Main_Page

Previous thread: >>527549394

the kiriko brought you donuts

Anyone else getting connection errors when posting or just me? The game itself seems fine...

>>527711958
goddess

>>527711958
>tfw there's a timeline out there where she was the one to open an OF, not elspeth
>tfw there's also a timeline where elspeth didn't stop making content for her OF

>>527712189
she's a jew

>>527713139
...I don't care?

the kiriko dance

windsor better get an arcade skin there's too many gorillas in arcade games for him not to

>>527713587
you're probably one too

>>527713856
im a methodist
I just think soe is hot. leave me alone you freak

kissu

>>527714006
She's not even a jew, ignore the retard.

LENA NO!!

>>527716102
I’m going in!

xth for WHO THE LITERAL GOD DAMN FUCK THOUGHT LIFE GRIP WAS A GOOD IDEA

the irony of you niggers letting jews live rent free in your head is beautiful

>>527718523
we're literally winning by simply being funnier than you

I had no idea that during junkrats ult his wheel has it's own headshot picture next to the health, even specific to the skin

the

>>527711516
Testing. It’s not letting me post and I’m getting the connection error.

https://streamable.com/urutzw
just have high sens bro haha just do aimlabs every day haha get gud

anyone who does this is just starved for attention and exhibits fatherless behavior. i dont get why people keep reacting to this.

check my replays

Your #1 favorite map of all time:

Your most hated map ever:

best support to climb out of silver? haven't played in a year

>>527726534
>Your #1 favorite map of all time
Shambali Monastery

>Your most hated map ever
Any Cl*sh map ever

>>527718292
>Stay near, will you? I hate when people run off without me

>>527709584 (OP)
Hana Song is asexual or only interested in robots

This is how I dress when I play Mercy.

tracer with pixie cut!

>>527729728
yjk

hmmm yumeeez

>>527726294
its not that serious bro

>>527728326
genji is half robot

>play 6v6
>we get 3 or 4 dps
>lose
are dps nwords the scourge of this gamemode?

this game sucks, queue times are fucking insane. marvel rivals won.

>>527730861
it's the end of the season, bro

>>527731369
holy cope

>>527731445
cope?

>>527731445
your game is dead, wang

>>527730509
they just do it to seek attention from timthefatman

as a support, what can i do against dive?
it feels helpless

>>527733942
relax and try to enjoy it

This is fine.

>>527733942
Reposition as needed. You know they are coming for you, anticipate their dives.

I cant post photos. I was going to post THAT pic. You know the one.

>>527734497
>20 mins
>our game is totally not dead haha

>>527735598
it's the end of the season, bro

>>527735680
no other game has >20 min queue times like this even at end of season. cope.

>>527735680
>>527736103
There are e too many mercy and Moira players that can't play anything else

>>527734497
Why are your dps queues faster than your tank queues?

>>527737225
tanks like stadium because there is no switching

>>527737387
Only for brawlbrains though. The only dive tank is dva and she is a throwpick.

>>527737576
>brawlbrains
that's most tankoids below high ranks

>>527738346
kek

>>527737645
>below high ranks
people cry how NA and EMEA are brawlbrained in proplay

do not panic!!!!!

hana love
lena love

>>527738346
:(

lena's cute dance

threw immediately after capping award (3x)
most useless team award

>fucking around in qp
>exchange voice lines and interact with our juno the whole match
>at the end write goodbye juno my wife
>get added
>immedaitely get asked to get in vc
>it's a girl with a cute voice

>>527738346
I MOVE IN NOW MOVE OUT
HANDS UP NOW HANDS DOWN
BACK UP BACK UP TELL ME
WHAT YOU GONNA DO NOW?

>>527742030
Ghostbusters?

Can someone dumb down and explain how Freja works?

>>527738437
>6 hours until the Mythic reveal
VENI VENI EMMANUELLE
CAPTIVUM SOLVE /owg/SRAEL

>>527742008
good job anon i hope shes a cute grill

>>527742527
>she

>>527742221
spam your bombs at squishies until they eventually die

>>527742221
>use updraft to take surprising angle
>use dash to spam bolts and twotap a squishy
or just unload it into their tank if they are easy to burst down

>>527716102
kek

Why does the schizo want to hurt Lena? Is it a Jewish thing?

>>527744343
I think he just hates fun things, like love and beauty.

Soon

>>527745298
that rein skin looks dope

>>527745298
OH MY GOD>>>>> YES I MUST CONSOOOOM

>>527745298
That D.Va skin is not slutty enough.

this game isn't even fun anymore. the golden days are gone. the only thing that's left in this playerbase are miserable sods and edaters.

>>527746359
you just got old

>>527746329
sissyclitty needs to play ranked to be able to twerk his rank for pozzdaddy ^^

>>527746649
is this ai

>>527746721
just the eternally seething schizo we have here

>>527746810
his posts don't even make sense half the time. it's like an ai that detects a mercy image and automatically replies to it with those words.

>>527746862
he also does it to Juno posts

>>527742935
>>527743227
How do they manage to stay up in the air for what seems to be the entire match?

>have two pretty great games, equal footing, no bad teammates, everything goes great
>Third game
>Reinhardt that won't stop charging in and dying to their Mauga and Ana who just stand still and nade him and then shoot his shield away since he does this every single time
>He ends the game with 4-16
>Our Sojourn has 4-8
>Our Reaper who I didn't even see for half the game because he kept "flanking" ends with 6-2
>Our Kiriko decides to go Mercy and pocket Reinhardt thinking that will help because??????
Yep. When the game purposely throws me into a silver rank match I stop playing the game for a few weeks. See you guys next month.

>>527747789
Take aim freezes you in the air for a moment. You could stay in the air forever before they nerfed her cooldowns.

>>527746862
what part about them do you not understand? seems pretty clear

No one cares pisslow.

>>527746785
Imagine the smell

>one win away from all-star
>get a genji smurf on the enemy team and a retarded team
>still manage to take it to the round 7 before losing
I hate EOMM.

^me when schizophrenia

>>527749009
I hope they are paying you.

(((they)) are in my walls!!!! paying me!!!!

The

>>527751797
generic asian girl #3

Stadium matchmakibg is fucking shit
>pro 1
>get an ashe with endorse level 1
>says its his first game hes new to overwatch
>proceeds to suck balls as expected
>doesnt buy anything for the whole game
>still win somehow

why do tank mirrors never switch if theyre getting diffed ffs

>>527742093
she's so perfect how can women compete

>>527738346
So fucking hot

who's the straightest, most badass character?

>>527748710
>Imagine the smell

>>527753137
illari

>>527753137
fuck off, randy. your game lost back in 2016. let it go.

>>527753137
me (Lena's husband)

>>527753440
Now I want to taste too

>>527753137
SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS

tasting sombra's taco..

C'mere, Tokki! :3

I did it, mom! And I feel no remorse for cheesing it with Kiriko clones, I spent three times longer playing DPS and I am still Pro 3 on that role, and I am not even a support main.

that voiceline where Mercy puts Juno on blast cause she noticed that shes been in the same suit since arriving on Earth

I am literally Juno

that voiceline that sounds like Juno is choking on a cock that only plays when there is doomfist on her team

>>527755553
old hag is just jealous because she has to dress up like it's comic con every other week to stay relevant

>>527753137
Jesse McCree

>>527756036
Cole Cassidy

>>527754121
>>527755310

>>527755553
It's not implying she's never taken it off since arriving on earth, it's mercy trying to give her shit for not wearing "normal" clothes, now that she's no longer on a martian colony that needs a life support suit. Juno snaps back saying it's comfortable, monitors and regulates her vitals, and she'd prefer to keep it, because she doesn't trust earth to be safe without it. Based peak health martian qt btfo'ing the nasty, diseased earth hag.

>>527757020
Oy vey

>>527757020
e-girls get the ick if you have to run to a bomb shelter
just ride it out instead

>>527757020
>hiding from a little bit of carpet bombing
just thug that shit out

>>527757020
Imagine getting blown up during a comp game, only for the rest of your team to try and 4v5 it out, lose, and the PotG is the enemy Pharah ulting.

>>527757020
only jews are allowed to get into the bunkers
TKD
TLL

>>527757020
>this is Game Master Natsume Shigure at your side

How do I get my endorsement level down? The other reaper mains would laugh at my level 5.

>>527761174
leave a bunch of games

>>527760015
>not getting the weeb reference
Shigure was the god of fortune from Natsume's book of friends. Quite a funny name to have, if like 99% of your ticket replies, copypasta'd or not, are telling people to go fuck themselves in business speak.

>>527761920
based

>>527761920
You lost the right to post that image with the OPM collab. Season 16 is the worst time to post that one, too, since it's all mahou shoujo themed.

>>527761761
>Shigure was the god of fortune from Natsume..
stopped reading

>>527761761
baby you have autism

Not like you could rean even if you wanted

What will the S17 collab be? No more weebshit.

>>527762175
that's because you can't read, Lena

>>527762236
it's gonna be more weebshit

>>527761920
Im thinking

>>527762452
I fucking wish. The most Trek we'll get in OW is Brig's EMH voiceline...

>>527762373
Nuh uh.

>>527761920
https://files.catbox.moe/exblq1.mp4

>>527763998
>brown eyes

>>527763447
this intro goes so hard

>stop deep flanking as tracer
>play with tank and shoot enemy tank
>results improve
Is going for squishies a myth?

>>527766460
you aren't supposed to do the same thing in every match, it always depends on team comps and how good the players are

>>527766460
no, but sometimes stacking the deck against a targeted player is just the better choice

Brigitte choking me with her thighs

>>527767495
Good taste, kid

>>527765598
remember when Tracer was anime

https://youtu.be/60Nnv08is94?si=m_xWcget9ZTCJi6D

>>527670127
retard down, baby
dont ever scream in my vc again

>>527768328
Cool vid, but I don’t like seeing Lena chronally displaced in fetal position…

Is Sombra Tracer a bad DPS combo?

Heads up the annoying faggot is about to start

>>527769563
That doesn't narrow it down.

>>527769563
Thanks for the heads-up, friend.

>>527769342
They can still punish tards in low to mid ranks if they sync up

>>527769342
If they aren't slaughtering the backline from the start yes. Despite what people meme about if there's no pressure on the tank(s) then they will roll over your team.

>>527770139
Can't they just play close with their tank if needed? Tracer does good damage and Sombra can hack the tank on cooldown.

I am gonna play some D.Va in the Stadium, don't queue.

>>527770813
They could, but most players of those heroes only play one way (kil suport)

>play juno
>feel so overpowered/filthy good so I lose interest in playing her
The value she has for moderately small effort is just fucking stupid. I do love our martian retard but come on.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7p5K_d1qgfQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7p5K_d1qgfQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7p5K_d1qgfQ

>>527771923
already over lol

Nice, they made the survey skins.

Should i spam right click with zen?

>>527771923
where illari

>only 1 kiri skin
>no collab teaser

Battlepass skins.

>>527772241
next to the Lena

>>527772241
right here

>>527772382
>>527772429
need

>>527772379
>that widow skin

Some shop skins.

>>527772379
BLOO SEXO BLOO SEXO BLOO SEXO BLOO SEXO BLOO SEXO BLOO SEXO BLOO SEXO BLOO SEXO BLOO SEXO BLOO SEXO BLOO SEXO BLOO SEXO BLOO SEXO BLOO SEXO BLOO SEXO BLOO SEXO BLOO SEXO BLOO SEXO BLOO SEXO BLOO SEXO BLOO SEXO BLOO SEXO BLOO SEXO BLOO SEXO BLOO SEXO BLOO SEXO BLOO SEXO BLOO SEXO BLOO SEXO BLOO SEXO BLOO SEXO BLOO SEXO BLOO SEXO BLOO SEXO BLOO SEXO BLOO SEXO BLOO SEXO BLOO SEXO BLOO SEXO BLOO SEXO BLOO SEXO BLOO SEXO

>>527772379
Another great skin for Widow? Hell, yeah!

>guy called RizzBrigitte
>angriest fucker in the universe
hope its not one of you

>>527772589
the juno skin is actually quite nice

>>527772686
And if it is me?

>>527772589
STOP IT WITH THE VENTURE SKINS

The level 1 dva mythic

>>527772782
then shame on you for letting stadium get to you like that

Got a nice excuse to start playing dva again

>>527772808
meh

no map reworks?

Dva mythic level 4

>>527772808
It looks good but boring. The arcade themed one would have been much better.

>>527772379
Gawd Damn smut makers are gonna fucking feast wit that Widow

Reaper mythic weapon.

>GI Joe collab
told you no more weebshit

>>527772808
I sleep
>>527773045
Hol up...

>>527773284
dope

New guy is called Wuyang + GI Joe collab.

>>527772379
What do you think will be the free skins from the pass? My guess is the Sombra and Genji ones

New flashpoint map Aatlis (Morocco)

>>527773491
wuyang sounds like a slur

hell yeah map voting i can finally vote non highground maps

Genji GI Joe skin

>Transformers
>GI-Joe
He-Man is guaranteed in the future

>>527774004
I will never get to play dive maps or flashpoint again...

Terrible skins, I'm skipping the pass this time.
And here I was thinking of purchasing some additional coins for the pass.
Thank you blizzard for helping me save money by releasing terrible content.

shown in one frame at the end of the trailer

>>527772379
Best looking BP in a long while.

blog post

https://overwatch.blizzard.com/en-us/news/24206339/get-powered-up-in-overwatch-2-season-17/

>>527772379
>>527772429
>>527772589
>>527772180
>>527772145
>Powered up "gaming" season
>Only 4 gaming skins and the rest is 12 highschool skins
>Mythic has nothing to do with the theme
It's like they're not even trying anymore, what's with these seasons and their themes?
"Champions" season was just them dumping their leftover rejected designs from the chinese season 3
Another season had them dump toxic skins from the rejected toxic nuclear season
Seasons and skins never add up ever since season 10, it's like they're shitting out rejected designs to pad up every season and in this one it shows too, though at LEAST there are a lot of highschool skins but
Wasn't it easier to just say "highschool season" and get over with it? Or are you going to say
>"Well nobody would care if we don't add le gaming to the name"
Powered up sounds like shit and those skins aren't even gaming related, sombra and genjis look like DeviantArt characters, nothing gamer about them
And rein looks like this shitty jrpg porn characters that they to be le epic retro XD
Like all of those shitty indies making characters blocky
Also
>All BP skins are legendary
No epics huh? They're really that scared of competition?

>>527746785
Armpit hair... erotic!

>>527775397
The blog post did mention an Orisa and Zen skin, so they will probably be the Epics

>>527771923
why aren't they showing all the new shit in the trailer?

>>527772379
Sex with Professor de Kuiper

>>527775829
My guess is they don't want to front load the season to avoid burnout
This is a "filler season" after all.

If this is what they have in store then it's unironically over.

Looks like Freja is getting a GI Joe skin.

>>527776071
2 more weeks? just like every new season the past 10 years? this time for sure its over?

>>527769563
Warned you guys. Its starting.

>>527776198
It's the exact same season with different cosmetics.
There are no actual improvements to the game.

>>527776416
yeah if we ignore all the improvements for sure there are no improvements 2 more minutes until eos guys!!!! its actually unironically over in 2 minutes!!!

527776416
Christ We really have to put up with the same tired shit every fucking season transition

>From July 15 to 28, jump into Hacks & Hijinx, a limited-time 6v6 mode where match modifiers rotate every round. You might find yourself floating in low gravity, chasing down health packs that charge your Ultimate, or reacting to entirely new mechanics that break the rules in the best way. Each round forces new strategies and quick thinking, so if you’re looking for pure chaos, remixed gameplay, and moments that make you say, “what just happened...” we’ve got you.
>Hacks & Hijinx is only on Control maps, for room to experiment and pressure to keep things spicy. There’s no meta here. Just glitches and madness. Bring your best and adapt fast!
So 6v6 is the designated meme mode now?

>>527776416
>map voting
>new map
>2 map reworks
>big stadium updates
>patch notes we haven't seen yet
>no improvements to the actual game

>>527776163
Scarlett Freja is a no brainer.
I can see a Roadblock Baptiste and maybe a Baroness Sombra

>>527775181
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>527775181
Sorry for the Blueberry lovers but I am glad the rein skin isn't in the ultimate bundle.

>>527776773
He is right though
>>map voting
comp only
>>new map
flashpoint aka nobody cares
>>2 map reworks
flashmpoint aka nobody cares
>>big stadium updates
meme mode aka nobody cares

>>527775181
>gatekeeping the best skins
I gate jews so much bros...

>>527777114
Map voting is qp and comp, retard

Comp and Stadium are the only things that matter.

>>527777114
>if you ignore the things they're doing, they're doing nothing!

>>527777114
>comp only
Map voting is in QP too. Read the blog post.

The blogpost says that EOS in 2 minutes guys its so over its never been so over its so fucking over overbros over over ooovvveeeerrrr

>>527777276
They also shit and piss but I care about that just as much as I care about flashpoint and stadium

>>527776821
Baroness would be Widowmaker, she gotta have high heels. Sombra's cloaking would be thematic for the character I suppose but I just can't imagine a Mexican Baroness.
>Roadblock Baptiste
I can almost see it, or Stalker maybe. It's probably only going to be like 4 or 5 most iconic characters though so we're gonna get Cobra Commander Reaper and Duke: 76 before any token blacks.

>>527777695
Sodier has had so many collab skins they better fucking not

Why does Sombra keep getting so many skins?

>>527772379
>that Widow skin
That's some good stuff right there.

>>527772589
>Venture
It's really unfortunate they made her nonbinary instead of a Makoto type Tomboy or some shit. Bitch is just straight ugly in every skin because of it.

>>527778071
did she get anything in season 16?

Kiriko used to call Hana bestie...

>>527778561
Those skins are gonna look so good in porn

G.I. Jose

>>527772429
Where are the Illari and Tracer skins? Event rewards?

blizzard is not beating the allegations

>>527778653
evilbaka finna cook fr

>>527772808
>>527773045
Will D.va mythic finally allow her to do a different emote outside of her mech?

>>527730637
Is his... you know what... still human or robotic?

>>527779307
it was confirmed intact by the lead writer of OW1

Maybe a new set of weapon skins?

>>527779307
>Fans of penises can rest easy, because Genji's dingdong is a-ok and ready for action. Thai gaming news site Online-Station was on the case to ask the, er, burning question of Overwatch lead writer Michael Chu.

>"If you look at Genji's Blackwatch skin you could see that part of his body is missing," says Chu, "but I confirm his 'lower half' is still intact and 'normal.'"

Gold is a joy. They ban Zarya incessantly and then get rolled by Orisa with no counterplay.

>>527779596
he only said this because stating Genji's penis doesn't work would be like stating his own penis doesn't work, seeing as Genji is Chu's self insert.

how can I derank from diamond 2 to mid gold without being banned for throwing?
I want to only play zen, Im so sick and tired of people asking me to swap

Sweet jesus, we're eating good with season 17. Probably the best battlepass selection they've provided. Junobros eating good, Freja and Sombra getting some potentially good skins with the Joe collab, Venture finally gets a good skin and isn't gay as fuck, new VN dropping, new fun mode event, shop skins actually worth buying. Reaper mythic is good, D.Va mythic might be good if you can remove the faggy ass face bask to get the twintails solo, etc. And getting a collab that does weapon skins rather than hero skins might actually be a cool new idea, too.

>>527779841
>get rolled by Orisa with no counterplay
Just kill her team?

>>527779995
Soft throw. Remove your harmony on people at the worst times, swap discord targets when the current orb is getting focused, ult ever so slightly early or late, etc.

>>527779995
>Im so sick and tired of people asking me to swap
Just turn off chat? You will be asked to swap off Zen a lot more in lower ranks because "no heals".

>>527779914
Genji is half of the Overwatch's playerbase's self-insert

>>527780041
also gijoe designs are always cool as fuck even if you don't care about the lore or whatever

That Widow's skin will come to the lootboxes after a few seasons, right? Right?

>>527780695
tell me about the nigga with the silver face

>>527780828
Yeah the premium pass skins do go in boxes

>>527780828
and how are you gonna get it with 3 lootboxes per week

>>527780973
vpn to chynah

>>527780695
>who wants a body massage?
fucking love gi joe lore

>>527780883
That's Destro, a Scottish arms dealer who lives in a badass castle and shoots rockets from his wrist. He also fucks the bimbo with glasses. I was just thinking he could be Bob if Ashe gets the Baroness skin. He has the same aim pose.

>>527780973
I am lucky, I got Cyberdevil Widow from a lootbox already.

>>527780209
It's gold.

>>527780695
>his stank dot com

>>527781459
Just kill her gold teammates who don't know how to use cover?

Legendaries are still better than mythics

>>527781583
cope

>>527781678
I have 150 mythic prisms in my account right now bitch

moira deserves a slutty principal skin more
this sucks

Holy fuck that widow skin.
I regret not buying her cammy skin too

>>527781232
ok that sounds pretty badass. I'm babysitting my 5 year old nephew this weekend. he likes planes and pirates. do you think he would like it?

>>527772379
Hot fucking damn that Widow skin

Oh ok looks like it's

Genji as Snake-Eyes
Hanzo(?) as Storm Shadow - guess he had to be there
Sombra as Baroness
??? as Cobra Commander - Reaper would work but I can't tell from this picture
Freja as Scarlett
??? as Duke - I was thinking S76 but he's carrying a pistol here?
Bap as Roadblock

Seven fucking skins for a has-been 80's IP is nuts, though, Blizzard must rolling in insane cash from collabs if they think this is worth the effort.
>>527782397
There's lots of badass planes in G.I.Joe, your nephew will grow into a staunch Reagan supporter if you buy him one.

>>527773491
Still can't believe they made this guy SOLELY so they'd have a young non-deformed male character for protagonist collab skins, since Genji is old and deformed and McCree forces them into a gun theme

>>527773808
Holy shit those buildings in the back are embarrassing, also it looks like it was made out of spare assets from the moon map mixed with oasis

>>527783178
>Sombra as Baroness instead of Widow
They blew it

>>527783512
simple design is hundred times better for a competitive game, old maps have too much clutter and terrain irregularities

>>527783512
That AC unit is from Lijang, that manhole cover is from King's Row, those trees are from Numbani, and those satellite dishes are from Dorado. I'M PISSED.

>>527772379
>Junkrat got a skin and it is good
Damn, it reminds me of the good old days when everyone got good skins on a regular basis instead of Mercy/Kiriko/Juno getting everything every time like they're Gryffindor

>>527783178
That's not Collab art it just that parasite being lazy

>>527784090
>>527772429

>>527784090
USE. YOUR. EYES. NIGGER.

>>527784090
There's a school AU skin, you can see the back of it in the trailer

>hot professor Widow only in the most expensive BP
lmao

>>527783178
unfortunately there's only subbed versions of the classic series in our language and I think he's still a bit too young to enjoy it that way. I think destro would have been a good skin for bob btw.

>>527784306
That could be anyone.

>>527784371
You best be pretending

>>527784353
So? Why wouldn't you buy the premium pass in the first place? You get free skins out of it, and are basically just paying the extra $20 for 2k additional coins and 20 tier skips.

>>527784353
She's a cash cow after all.

>>527784090
I saw Illari's cape at 56 second mark on trailer. She's getting some school related skin.

>>527784496
>paying for virtual cosmetics
kek

>>527781583
>ow1 skin
>ps3 tier model and textures

No, poorfag.

>>527784486
It could be Tracer pretending to be Illari.

Are these niggas ever happy?

>>527784371
She's sitting on her fucking pylon. No other hero sits on a pylon except for Symmetra, and she's too autistic to let it be crooked like that.

>>527784620
>being too poor to play virtual dress up

I am mistaken then. Hopefully she looks good from the front

She’s hard to play and is often throw pick, this is definitely the weirdest paradox where everyone gets the widow skins or else she wouldn’t get so many and many of them in 40 dollar bundles, but not that many play her

>>527784869
>>being too poor to play virtual dress up
here's that cope again

>>527784786
And Mercy! And D.Va! And WM! The skinwhore gang is all there! Oh no! They even brought out the himbo skinwhore, Genji!

Why is Widow the principal?

Why do they pick like two separate themes per season? The official one, and then the weird sub theme. Why not just pick one theme to make all the skins look somewhat coherent.

lol this trailer sucked, it reminds me of trailers when OW1 went into maintenance mode for years

>>527781165
Give em the stick!!
DOOOONT GIVE EM THE STICK!!!!

>>527785078
>the himbo skinwhore, Genji!
thats rein doebeit

>>527784994
How is it cope? I know exactly what I'm purchasing, and that it could be taken from me at any moment should Blizzard decide I did a no-no and ban me, or if they decide to just pull the plug randomly. Still going to buy it. Still going to use the skins. Still going to watch you seethe because I had fun in a video game.

>>527785098
Because women in positions of authority makes my pee pee the big pee pee.

>>527785098
so she can fire any teachers that find out about her shota addiction

>say fuck it and give tracer a go
>3 endorsies and ggs from teammates
this fast dummy is fun! my 7th match with her :)

>>527785098
No pupils can hide from her sight

>>527785132
Because you’re more inclined to get the battle pass if you like at least 1 of 2 themes in it rather than just the one. The bigger question is why a Korean mythology skin for the mythic when that’s neither theme and it looks like complete dogshit in typical mythology skin fashion. A parody of excessive and ostentatious cheap MMO designs. That Chinese mythology and zen mythic skin are embarrassing.

>>527785540
wicked!!

>>527785582
It fucking blows the 8-bit survey design isn't the mythic and some froofy glowy Asian mythology shit is

>>527785307
it's a cope because you think that people laugh at you because they are poor and not because you spend money on virtual trash
it's a cope because you think that people who laugh at you are seething

>>527785647
my kiriko said "understood" after I spammed tracerthon voice line 200 times

>>527785582
>The bigger question is why a Korean mythology skin for the mythic
Because they are still trying to pander to the chinese market, since the game just came back there this year.

>>527772145
Damn, those Sombra curves

>>527785932
Kirikos, Angelas, Lenas, Genjis and Reinhardts are very emotive in general

>>527785850
Idk man, you seem to be seething right now over it. Still going to buy the skins though. Still going to enjoy them. Still getting my money's worth, regardless of your opinion.

>>527786208
I always mute Kirikos on sight.

>>527786483
I’ve got a few tricks.

>>527746412
You mean I'm not ded

Overwatch won.
Rivals lost.

>>527786483
understandable. her voice actress sounds hot though.

>>527772145
>Genji
https://youtu.be/pmwEa3-1r6s?si=ljJx2kppShuuRtQU

The

>>527772379
I NEED that widow skin to give me edging JOI with a disgusted look on her face

get on MY level nerds

>teabag someone
>they fall into hysterics
why tho

The Stadium project has succeeded.

>>527787017
nocturna hana

>>527787116
>i get teabagged
>say "woah what did i ever do to you "
>he just responds " lol idk you just annoyed me"
>"fair enough"

>>527772379
this is fuel for the Sombra x Genji

>>527787572
annyeong!

>>527787116
>teabag someone
>communication rights revoked

>>527772589
>>527778561

“You mean ahhhhh. Mmm ahhh! A chicken fried this ahhhh rice??” Juno moaned as Doomfist doomfisted her tight Martian pussy.

>>527787116
>gets teabagged
>say nothing
>report them for inappropriate name & communication
>get a 'Thanks for helping make our community a better place, we've taken action against someone you reported!" a match later

>>527778561
not nearly enough skin showing

>>527784786
Why do they hate Kiriko so much?

>>527788326
hot

>>527778561
>zettai ryouiki
>split skirt to show off what's underneath
Yeah, I'm thinking Kiriko's a slut.

>>527788524
jose

>>527788369
Administrator Amélie is very strict

>>527788694
She looks like the girl that only hangs out with dudes cause she thinks girls are too much drama to deal with

Aggressively confident whores like Kiriko make me puke.

>>527788979
Yes yes women are stinky poopy heads now go back to writing your manifesto.

>>>/pol/507756146
what did jose mean by this?

He’s not getting the attention so here we go with his bullshit again

>>527789269
Juno is taller than Kiriko, though. Why do people never notice this? Do they even play the game? Juno is one of the tallest females in the roster.

>>527789449
Playing?
Overwatch?

>>527789449
Is she or is it just an illusion cause of her floating and large boots?

LhCloudy on widow

>>527789449
you don't count the distance they're floating off the ground anon

>>527788694
the skin is boring ngl

>>527772589
>how mid do you want them?
I'd rather use the SF Kiriko/Juno and Avatar Venture. Mercy already has too many god damn skins, oversaturated with excellent skins. Wifeleaver is gay, same with 76. Reaper also has many good skins and this one looks like some fortnite dogshit

>>527772379
Rein and Genji are very cool, but damn these suck otherwise. Suck meaning BORING.

>>527772808
how china slop do you want it?

>>527789573
>>527789614
You realize she's grounded during her dance emote, right? You can put any other hero next to her while she's emoting and compare heights since there's a short period of time where she's not bouncing around and is just posing with her arms. Juno is fucking massive, and people think she's smaller than she is BECAUSE she's flying.

>>527788694
>zettai ryouiki
It'd look better without the bulky jacket though.

>>527789245
I love women but I hate whores.

>>527790028
and with shimapan

>>527790131
opposite for me

>>527789828
>Juno is fucking massive
Hot

>>527765598
reminds me the gif of a girl playing a wii game while shitting

>>527789828
Is AI correct?

>>527791386
>reminds me the gif of a girl playing a wii game while shitting

>>527785985
Retard. Chinese and Koreans hate each other. If they wanted to pander to the Chinese they’re remove Dva from the game.

>>527791425
No. Go in game right now and join one of those afk/chill lobbies, and dance next to someone. You're bound to find a standing kiriko or mercy to compare heights with.

Principal Lacroix just called you to her office, what did you do?

>>527791986
> Go in game right now and join one of those afk/chill lobbies
lol nice try anon you almost got me. I’m not getting groomed again today.

>>527792158
Okay, go play any other fucking mode and emote next to someone during the setup period.

>>527792158
>again
Anything you wanna talk about champ?

>>527791386
wot

>>527792158
>again today
>again
>today
get the fuck off vr chat you nonce

>>527791386
I know exactly what you're talking about too lmao

>get home
>watch trailer
>illari spotted
I'm rising like the sun rn

>>527791386
>reminds me the gif of a girl playing a wii game while shitting

Will there be any sort of protection to stop people from never being able to play certain maps again due to map voting?
I know the pool of maps to vote from will differ game-to-game but there will undoubtedly be maps that people will never vote for over others.
Unlock a lot of crying babies, I see good in every map and the last thing I want is to not be able to play a particular map for several weeks/months because other people want to play kings row all day.

>>527794009
There will be. They talked about it in some of their interviews.

>team sucks
>lose

>>527794149
So then I'm guessing queue times are going to get even worse because now it will also try to match people who have recently been playing similar maps/not playing certain maps.
I REALLY don't see why random maps have to go. One of the biggest non-issues in the game by far.

>>527794404
I doubt it will affect the queue times since it already is checking what maps you have played and doesn't give you ilios 10 times in a row.

>>527794184
tranny-chan! ^^

Youngest mentioned

>>527773045
>>527778561
We just can't stop winning yellow fever bros

>play illari game
>do good and showered with endorsies

kill yourself kristian

>>527796234
based

you know you have a bad addiction when you begin recognizing quickplay gamers by name

>>527796630
Same. Pretty sure i see Capt1v35un every week and OVERCL0CKED too. Good players.

>>527796630
When Im in qp queue I usually roll around as ball in skirmish and there's one guy who's always there and he recognizes me too and if we get put on the same team he uses the lifeweaver "mwah" line on me :)

>>527796630
I only play 3-5 games a day and still recognize people
seen a lot of people complain about that and say its proof the game is dead as they'll recognize a "morning" and "afternoon" group

>>527796386
What do you have against black history, Juno?

>>527796630
I keep meeting a "drunkmercy" who never plays mercy

No Flats your camera is still on! Flats!

>>527796234
Good for you, you know how to press E every 15 seconds

>>527797549
nta but I love HEADSHOTTING people!!
I made a junker queen solo ult me twice yesterday as illari because I just kept dinking her down to slivers of health whenever she tried to walk down main on route 66
her gun is so satisfying

I love lena

I miss Junkenstein anon so much. She would've loved this skin. All we're left with now are scraps and niggers like Jose and Lenaschizo who have genuine mental disabilities and use this place as their life.

>>527798156
Wicked!

>game ends
>wait for end of kill cam
>"report our tank for spamming the n word"

>>527798189
no one cares about your e-celeb crush

>>527798268
Some faggot has been harassing me by saying just that at the start of every game he sees me, I wonder if I can get him banned by posting about it on twitter

>>527798894
The Cutes

>>527772589
God are they totally fucking incapable of giving Lifeweaver a decent skin?

I'd also like to point out that there's 4 supports here and no tanks

>>527800635
>there's 4 supports here and no tanks
Why would you make skins for heroes nobody plays?

give JQ a skin where her massive futa cock is bulging in one leg of her pants like in that one thefastestgman animation

>>527800635
Lifeweaver gets lots of good skins. What are you talking about?

>>527800978
this I thought both lw skins this season were great

>tracer gets another recolor
fucking venture is getting more skins than tracer now

>>527795683
>>527796234
She is so fucking ugly, and that's not me being racist, I would have liked an ATTRACTIVE south american heroine

>>527801568
that's a white chick playing dressup

>>527778561
Seems like Juno is going to be the designated legs slut.

Good.

if Overwatch has a forced 50/50 win rate, then why is my win rate below that?

>>527802335
I prefer her being a pitslut.

>>527802513
You don't buy enough skins.

>>527772589
Lifeweaver and Mercy looks like a couple.

>>527802513
It's a range between 45-55%, per last week's dev blog.

>>527801568
No one cares about your opinion fag!

>>527803046
That was about hero winrates

>>527801568
its okay to be wrong

>>527803228
I sit at 43 (ranked this season)

>>527803505
well I suggest you identify why you keep losing and work on improving it

>>527803228
Yes, anon. It's a hero shooter. You play heroes, and you shoot.

>>527803046
Then why is it at 43% for me, in ranked.

>get put in a plat 1 - diamond 1 game
>I'm the plat 1 player
>I'm the tank

>>527772589
>schoolgirl juno and kiriko
MUH DICK

>>527803720
Stop swapping heroes. Counterswapping is clearly hurting you.

>>527803726
happened to me a week or two ago
masters 3 - gm 2 game, and our tank was the m3 lol
poor guy tried his best

>GI joe collab
Who the FUCK x1000 asked for this garbage

>>527803720
because you're not at the rank you should be?

>>527804336
Me, I'm glad Genji is finally getting a ninja skin, even if I don't care about GI Joe

Can I play as this guy?

>>527804626
is it really his fault if the game keeps him there?
I got stuck in master 1 a couple seasons ago when I absolutely didnt belong there and it was miserable but I have too much integrity to ever throw

>>527803680
How am I supposed to improve my teammates?
>>527803864
I only counterswap when I can't do anything against the enemy tank, and that only happens when I play as Sigma against Zarya

>>527804896
Roadblock is one of the bigger characters so there's a chance

>>527804336
Nigga overwatch is LITERALLY a GI Joe clone, it was inevitable. The only downside is that Maximilian isn't playable so the inevitable cobra skin is going to reaper probably

>>527805067
So then you're not at the rank you belong. You'll hit the near 50/50 when you finally place where you should be. Enjoy Bronze 3, friend.

I have over 3000 hours in Overwatch and I’ve never been higher than Silver. I feel like such a loser.

>>527805182
Doomfist could be Cobra commander

>>527772589
I swear they made ventures shoulders broad as shit for this one skin.

>>527797492
Women love it when I give them a bear bang.

Im about to play some lootbox day quickplay who wants to join me

>>527805215
Why do you feel bad? Not everyone can be an olympian or a great artist. But you can still enjoy sports or scribbling yes?

Sweaty sex with Sombra

>>527805215
Your picture explains why. People with a family wreath can't play OW.

>>527805215
I have over a thousand hours in ranked and I peaked at diamond (console) in high school years ago and have been bounced around Plat (pc) since ow2. Eventually you stop playing for the rank and start trying to find fun in learning characters

>>527806004
I don't even know what rank I am I just hit queue. I don't even look at the battle pass. I just wanna play man.

>>527805215
Don't ever reply to this guy again, he actually bought ads here promoting his shitty music, also this fag is a redditor that feeds off ragebait

>>527806860
do you run background checks on everyone that posts here like a redditor trying to win an argument

Sigma kinda cooked here

>never bought a battlepass
>never opened a lootbox
thanks for the free gameplay though!

>>527808302
It's a free game man of course the gameplay is free

>>527805436
Dont know who she is but Im on fucking board if it meanss Sombra looking like that

White bros how can we possibly compete?

>>527808404
unfortunately some poor souls believe there is value in cosmetics that can't be traded
sad, really

>>527808814
It's called entertainment value. When you buy a ticket to the zoo, or to the fair, or an amusement park, do you expect to be able to take home a giraffe or a rollercoaster?

>>527809108
>replying to autists

>>527809160
This entire thread is autistic, it's impossible not to reply to one if you make a reply at all.

>>527805513
okay just got my first win 45 minutes later

>>527808082
Aimbot

I keep losing….

>>527808757
rawr :3 sissyclitty is ready with the tailplug to entice pozzdaddy into a game ^^ the greasy farts from daddy will fill you yumyum

This game sucks.

>>527805864
the sweatiest

so how many butts did

>>527804336
Hegseth, probably.

>>527791386
HOLY SHIT
THAT'S WHY THAT .WEBM IS SO FUCKING UNSETTLING
god I've always hated that tracer .webm, now it makes so much sense

>>527812007
yes

in the desert

make sure that you always teabag orisa players
they tilt really easily

5v5 > 6v6

Stadium > 6v6 > Mystery Heroes > Lucio Ball > 5v5

Post 'em

I've been doing pretty well. Mostly Orisa and some Mercy when it gives me support. I like this game mode, and it's finally getting me to play some ranked since I normally avoid ranked.

>>527815040
It's sad looking at old Soe photos. Feminism was a mistake.

>>527808560
We'll almost certainly get a Baroness skin, but there's at least three characters it could go to. Widow has the looks and personality, Sombra's kit is the best fit, but with Ashe you would also get the metal face guy.

>>527815207
Modern Soe is way hotter

>>527815187
I haven't played today, forgot it was the weekly reset, and now need to grind my boxes...

>>527815207
I agree, its sad because she was uglier in the past

>>527815571
>>527815298
>getting a side shave and covering half of your upper body in tattoos is an "improvement" to you
You both have my most sincerest, heartfelt sympathy. It must be hard living with near freezing IQs. Understand why you guys prefer to watch people play Overwatch than attempt it yourselves.

Not a single minute spent in stadium. But guess what faggot? I am still glad they created that mode for other people to enjoy. Also Mei's plumb ass.

>>527815187
i only win

>>527815947
forcing your conservative ideals onto women doesn't actually make them less attractive
it just means that you have to be a virgin for longer

>>527815947
go back to posting about the lena or something lil bro

>>527816396
If I were still a virgin and all of my options were feminist roasties, I'd voluntarily become a monk. No thanks, you can keep those women for yourselves.

>>527815947
Your virginal tradwife shit is a meme sold to you by grifters.

>>527815947
have you considered that she's considered more attractive now because she lost weight, has a significantly more fit and tight body, and her newer hairstyles frame her face a lot better?

>>527802513
> below 50%
You're bad and consistenly underperforming
> around 50%
You're doing the bare minimum. Healbots are a prime example.
>above 50%
You're the carry of your team.

>see trailer for new BP
>it's complete fucking ass
>mythic is YET ANOTHER generic mythological design that pales in comparison to Dva's current legendary options
>the only decent skins are (SURPRISE!) shop exclusives
Someone explain to me why I should even waste my shiny yellow coins on this shit.

My wife looking beautiful and elegant, as always. I look forward to buying this one for her as well. The only downside of owning every Mercy skin is having to choose only one per match.

>>527817483
Her eyes are deader than an egyptian mummy's.

>>527817483
>using any skin but witch
My only gripe is it seems to be blurry as fuck and needs an update, but Blizz would never do that because that doesn't make money.

>>527817630
Considering you spend so much time epically troling /owg/ you do fall for a lot of bait

>give Juno a mythic, and it's by far her best skin by a fucking mile
>immediately give her another
Someone explain this to me like I'm retarded.

>>527816845
you're definitely a virgin lmao

>>527815207
Nah she became hot

>>527817950
You're racist because you can't tell asians apart.

>die 4 times in a match
>its all to freja
why did blizzard think this shit was a good idea? seriously?
>"b-but widow and ashe do the same thing!!!"
without flitting around like a hummingbird and requiring headshots
and oh yeah, people hate widow and ashe too. but lets add another one!

>>527818192
That skin is complete fucking ass. I refuse to use any of these shitty "mythological figure with glowy effects" skins. Give me actually unique stuff like Juno's and Genji's.

>>527818317
don't stand out in the open retard

>>527818192
These just look plain bad, over designed. Like most mythics.

>entire season is based on retro gaming
>D.va's mythic is some generic chink shit

Bros, imagine retro style D.va mythic...

>>527818601
I'm glad, those retro skins suck balls

we needed a Sailor Moon collab

>>527818735
Rein and Venture skins are good.

>>527818601
fucking SUCKS it was RIGHT THERE

>>527818476
You're ass

>>527818772
Anon, we already have sailor moon style skins.

>>527818907
Damn, we were robbed. I hope they add this skin later.

>>527818490
kill yourself retard
nobody was standing out in the open
in fact I was in the skybox for the last of them, but being in the skybox doesnt matter when her take aim projectile is borderline hitscan

>>527819715
>>527818317
post replay code

A cock in each hand and a smile on my face

>>527818192
Yeah this will be another season where I use the prisms on a weapon instead. Probably Reapers or Rein.

omg..... it's venture...... hiiiiiiii

Paypig status
>dva mythic - not my favorite skin for her but looks great in 1st person and the effects are great so will buy
>reaper mythic - the flourish is sick, if I liked reaper at all I'd buy, but pass
>battlepass - easy buy, pixel rein is a 10/10 skin, virus sombra and FLCL genji are decent too
>schoolgirl kiri - likely new perma-equip
>schoolgirl Illari, soj, juno - decent but could be better. If it's not too much more expensive to get the mega bundle than just the kiri I may bite
>headmistress widowmaker - holy fuck that's good goonfuel, I don't play widow but the ultimate bundle is only $10 extra so might pick it up
>pixel venture - good, a bit too masc for me though, might buy if it's in a decent bundle with pixel reaper
>GI Joe - 0 interest
>Nerf - if they sold weapon skins for it I'd probably buy one, but if it's just nerf skins I'll pass
this could be anywhere from a $30 to a $100 depending on my mood and if the bundles are good

>>527820820
Hey, cool skin

>>527820278
All that muscle and it STILL isnt enough

>make valid criticism about game's frustrating characters or mechanics
>"post replay code"
That's how you know you won the argument, when they can't reply with anything except those 3 words.

>>527820004
no
you know how bullshit take aim is

>>527820820
That's a boy

>>527820820
So do we know if Venture has a benis or vagoo?

>>527820820
>the devs are going to be scared and make every venture legendary super androgynous
grim

>>527821182
no, but i love surprises!

I like that they're blatantly making cute skins for the most popular cute girls, despite everyone's protests about "le forgotten hero with 0 skins"

>>527821083
no, I don't because freja is ass in stadium, and only gets value now out of out of position retards and kiriclones. post replay, or get good.

>people talking about real overwatch
>the real overwatch where freja is one of the most banned heroes in the game
>stadiumtard feels the need to provide his input

>>527820820
>>527821209
>supposed to be nonbinary
>literally just dressed like a boy
Blizzard is too much of a coward to put him in an actual nonbinary outfit and it's hilarious.

[Fact] Stadium is a no skills mode.

>>527822535
need blue gock

support rework when?

>>527823104
>would still be annoying af
>has self heal now
Fuck no

>>527823104
LAWD

>>527823789
OF Instagram whore Sombra just doing it for the love of the game

Do arabs really play in pustomp stacks during off-peak hours for cheap wins? That's pretty sad.

>>527822286
I just want to dress them up as an adorable fucking faggot is that too much to ask

>>527792321
>>527792665

Do I buy Kiri's schoolgirl outfit or HODL for her magical girl outfit?

>>527827005
school girl is much cuter

So what’s the theme again? Hogwarts?

>>527827129
That's a true statement, but I get a boner from magical girls.

>>527827318
Seems split between retro games and an "Overwatch University" AU

>>527827318
>So what’s the theme again?
Video Games

>>527827398
>>527827405
>theme is videogames and university outfits
>Dva randomly has some mythological skin
Huh?

>>527827983
Yeah nobody else knows either.

>>527827983
It’s pretty much the filler season until the next one when they bring in the water guy

>>527827983
>Dva randomly has some mythological skin
Blizzard has no fucking clue what to do with mythic skins. You'd think with the popularity of sailor moon Juno that they finally get it, but nope. The ex-WoW devs just wanna make yet another fantasy-type skin because they struggle to do anything else.

>Reaper is getting Ebony and Ivory
might just make me skip hana in pigtails

>>527828502
Their pipeline is probably too unwieldy to react that quickly anyway. They did first show this mythic in february

>>527828502
>The ex-WoW devs just wanna make yet another fantasy-type skin
>ex-WoW devs
Oh bless your heart

I'm still pissed about how fucking shit Mercy's mythic skin is. My god, how did that piece of shit get greenlit? How did it get through so many phases of development and review and no one thought "Hmm, maybe this isn't the type of aesthetic that Mercy players enjoy?"

>>527828502
I wish we'd get more mythics like Juno's. Having a specific theme instead of yet another mythological design would be nice.

>>527829051
there are three trillion cutesy mercy skins already and mercy mains are gonna get it no matter what anyways so who cars