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It would have a texture like liquid television static, and alternating continuously between extremely artificial flavors of strawberry and blue raspberry, with each of those flavors having a distinct and different tasting artificial sweetener.

The aftertaste lingers strong on your tongue, in your throat, and your sinuses, for many hours to come, and your tongue and mouth is left with a mottled red and blue staining for equal amounts of time.
Imbibe enough, and you shall "blur," clouding your vision with digital artifacts and making you take on a look of dark and translucent television static.