raggedy Dan: for this update we have something special planned Jonesy will have an interview with one of the fallen contestants Leslie Houben


Jonesy: Leslie glad to see you back here how are you?
Leslie: It fucking sucks Jonesy, died earlier than last time.

J: at least you weren't first.

L: True...

J: so the people at home wants to know what's it like being a Funko Pop elf?

L: It sucks, it's more humiliating than being a normal Funko Pop

J: well you heard it here first so hang on we're getting a broadcast form the studio

raggedy Dan: hey can you ask Leslie if she forgives me for eating her soul don't tell her it's from me please

J: she can hear you

L: Honestly Danny, it's water under the bridge, as long as you're *that*.

rd:.... yeah haha..... looks like we're getting an update thanks for your time Leslie

Leslie: No problem! Now if you excuse me... I have to assemble a gaming PC with no fingers.

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