>>281813083
>Hey Asa, I hear you got your mother killed during a devil attack. She had to save you and got crushed to death.
>*snivel*
>I guess you and me are very much alike.
>We-we are?
>Yeah. I also killed my mother, just like you.
>Wha?
>It's ok Asa. I know. All the pressure she put on you to be studious and well adapted, you wanted her gone so you can be free to fuck around. That's why you drained the College fund she left you in a last act of defiance. Fuck her expectations right? You'll fuck around with boys and use your College fund for making weapons. Now you can never be the career woman she wanted you to be, you burned all the bridges. I like that.
>NO!! THAT'S NOT TRUE, I ....
>Ssssh. It's ok Asa. I understand. You don't have to keep up with the good girl charade.
>You see, I was the same as you. My mother was a stupid bitch who'd nag me into studying so I can become a surgeon like her one day. One day I had enough of her shit. I also got my mother killed by a devil on purpose, just like you did. I lured her into a building behind out grade school where us kids knew devils would hang out. There was an Octopus devil there. I pretended I wanted to show her something, then had her eaten by the Octopus devil. Hehe.
>*jaw drops*
>See? I'm the same as you. Don't pretend anymore, ok?
Would be bloody hilarious. The more normies hated him, the more I'd like him.