>I'll be honest. All memes aside, I might be the most mentally ill person on /mlp/.
I've already posted in this board over 100 times today, but I decided to take it seriously this time around.
I post on /mlp/ exclusively for about 12-16 hours each day. Every day. This board is pretty much my entire life. My life is just sitting in my room with youtube playing in the background as I make Starlight and Twilight post. I have several different monitors hooked up to different vpns to even change the number of posters in a given thread so no one calls out my samefagging.
On top of that, I pretend to be different people and even argue, disagree and insult myself. Writing in different styles and using different mannerisms so no one knows the extent of my posting or recognizes me. Often times when I'm online and in my peak posting hours, the catalog will be almost all me.
I figure I make about 20 posts a hour on average. Consistently for three years, that's about 300,000 posts, conservatively. I posted very frequently a decade prior to the three years of becoming a hermit, but not to this extent. I'd like to think I'm hitting close to a million posts in the near future.
Sometimes, I post so much I forget who is and isn't me. Chances are, if you're a regular on /mlp/, you've spoken to a version of myself. Each time I make a successful meme or get a lot of (you)s, I save the image, print it out and frame it on my wall. I am surrounded by accomplishment.
You are in my home and I'll most certainly be seeing you around.
But the great thing about 4chan is that you'll never know it's me.
