>Hoffman, you're shitting me; you can't come in? ...Seventh Jewish guy to call in sick tomorrow, September 11th.
>Yom Kippur? You made that shit up. You're fired!
Peter Parker enters.
>Parker! Seen this in the financial section? Silverstein's shorting all the airline stocks. The fuck is going on?

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Local vampire has awoken from a prolonged nap from the last age, quickly mind controls a number of the locals (including a horny gnome.) the party are sent in to find out why said horny gnome has stopped sending payments to his well meaning and secretly in-love with him fin-dom queen.