>>520162069
I say, I say, boy, now lemme tell ya somethin’ ‘bout this here buck, this ain’t no ordinary critter, no sir! This thing’s zestier than a corkscrew at a barn dance and a shine in its eyes that’s downright mighty peculiar, I tell ya. Took me near half a day and a good deal o’ pride just to get close enough to rope the rascal, and when I did, whoo doggie, it kicked up dust like a cyclone in July. But I ain’t one to back down from a challenge, no siree. After a tussle that’d make a thunderstorm look polite, I finally broke this here buck, and now he’s trottin’ ‘round like he was born to be my right-hand companion. That’s quality, boy, high grade, mighty good quality!