Those of you who were truly hoping the jig was up this time can take comfort--this top ten album could be outselling Thriller or Flashdance or Pyromania. My suggestion is for Steve Perry to run as a moderate Republican from, say, Nebraska where his oratory would be well-received, and then, having shed his video-game interests, proceed to ram the tape tax through. D+

Those of you who were truly hoping the jig was up this time can take comfort--this top ten album could be outselling Thriller or Flashdance or Pyromania. My suggestion is for Steve Perry to run as a moderate Republican from, say, Nebraska where his oratory would be well-received, and then, having shed his video-game interests, proceed to ram the tape tax through. D+