>>76511685
>when you let a big one rip
>towards the end of the fart, it makes a distinctly wet noise
>no one looks over until the wet part of the fart happens
>they eye you with concern but no one is brave enough to say anything

>Be open and honest with partners
I'm not gonna adress the rest of this Eglin slide thread but I hope every naive Anon here knows that this is relationship suicide. NEVER show your emotions, especially negative ones like sadness, to a woman. Her pussy will dry up faster than the Sahara.
Even showing too much positive emotion (laughter, affection towards your family/children etc.) can easily give her the ick.

>>106011399
In my country it's considered inhumane (and illegal) to make people work for more than 35 hours

>>511234188
All of them.
The politicians too.