>>536069363
if they actually go through with that owlkek might redeem themselves

>>18503928
some faggot at my old job used to do this, I successfully bullied him into losing the carabiner by loudly making jokes about the janitor coming whenever he'd come jangling by. felt like a douche and it wasn't even a good joke but it worked lmfao, he started putting his keys in his pockets like a non-redditor