>"Shake, that notebook kills people! You write a name in it, they die. Specify the how and when, they'll die exactly how you detail it.....or so I've heard, I've been on a lot of Japanese message boards lately"
>"Here, you. Writer your name in this"
>"Well I can read, or spell."
>"Well neither can I, dumbass! What good are all those puppet shows if you can't read or write?! You think you'll get a sustainable income in this competitive job market using a computer that says friggin animal sounds?"
>"Well you keep changing the channel every time we get to the letter part of the show! I done watched 50 episodes and never did find out what comes after the letter F"
>"Because I have lord and god of the remote, and until you start raking in the dough, that will remain now until the end of time. And.....What the hell are you doing?"
>"Coloring. I use my imagination to express myself. See? That there's Carl....gettin eaten by a big ole birthday cake"
>"That's not how we use the satanic murder book!"
>"Oh my god, Meatwad NO!"
>"HEY! Someone wanna tell me why there's a 20 fit birthday cake on my front lawn?!......Because there better be a broad hiding in there."
>"CARL NO!"
>"Hey why does this cake interior look like a OH GOD!"