>>149715859 (OP)
>Meatwad finds the Death Note
>"Hey! Somebody left this!"
>Shake: "It's mine! Give it here!"
>Frylock: "Guys, what have I told you about picking up trash off the street."
>S: "Firstly, Frylock, it's not a street. It is a Pedestrian Zone. And Secondly! It's not trash. It's a lost tome, found by me! I'm the Harrison Ford, of this generation!"
F: "It's says "Death Note" on the cover. It's probably some edgy teen's note book."
S: "It's a little black note book, is what it us! Heh-heh, lets look up some ladies for to-night!"
S: Flips through the pages, stops smiling
S: "IT'S A FUCKING QUEER HOOK UP! IT'S ALL DUDES IN HERE!"
S: Throws it at Meatwad
M: Ow!
S: "Frylock, you are setting, a bad example! Letting your mishappen child read through that filth!"
F: "My child?"
M: "Imma put Carls name in! So I don't forget he's our best friend!"
F: "Meatwad, throw it in the trash, you shouldn't be looking in it."
S: "Let him! If we're lucky, he might call up a murderer, and gets murdered!"
M: "Hey, it's all murderers in here! I think they all dead though, this one died mysterious circumstances."
F: "Wait a minute. You been reading that word of the day calender I got you last year! I'm proud of you, Meatwad!"
M: Calender, nothing. I learnt all I know from Law and Order.
S: Hah! My influence on him out matches yours!
F: Whatever, man.
Carl: "Hey, I thought I told you guys to get off the street, you're lowering the market value around, oh, oh, my heart! Somebody call 911!"