>NOOOOO I DON'T WANT TO WORK 8 HOURS
>NOOOOO I DON'T WANT CLEAN LIVING MUH SMOKES MUH ADDERALL DUDE ALC LMAO
>NOOOOO I DON'T WANNA HAVE TO THINK WHEN PLAYING A GAME I JUST WANNA PUSH MY FAV COLOR BUTTON AND GET A SCREEN THAT SAYS I'M A WINNER