WINGS & ASS
If I had the wings of a pigeon
If I had the ass of a crow
I’d fly over (opponent city) tomorrow And shit on the b-stards below
Sh-t on, Sh-t on,
Sh*t on the b-stards below-ow-ow

GOAL KICK
Whoooaaaaaaaaa. YOU FAT B-STARD!
Who ate all the pies? Who ate all the pies? You fat b-stard, you fat b-stard.
You ate all the pies

WHEN THE WHITECAPS SCORE
The underlying riff to Seven Nation Army by The White Stripes

WHEN THE OPPOSITION SCORES ON US (To the tune of Que Sera, Sera by Doris Day)
Que sera, sera,
Whatever will be, will be,
It’s not bloody Wembley,
Que sera, sera.

EIGHT-SIX
(A reminder of our roots as a Vancouver 86ers supporters group, as well as a nod to Vancouver’s founding in 1886. This song is sung, winning, losing or tied, to the refrain of The Beatles’ Hey Jude during the 86th minute of play at every game.)
Naaaaa, na na, na na na naaaaa,
Na na na naaaaa,
Eight six.