Thread 150370976

>football is finally back edition

Bayern 6 - 0 RB Leipzig
Eintracht Frankfurt 3 - 0 Werder Bremen
Bayer Leverkusen 1 - 1 TSG Hoffenheim
Union Berlin 2 - 0 VfB Stuttgart
Freiburg 0 - 3 FC Augsburg
FC Heidenheim 1 - 1 VfL Wolfsburg
FC St. Pauli - BVB
Mainz 05 - 1. FC Köln
Borussia M'gladbach - HSV

first for nur der HSV

over here, its not Köln
its...COLONIA......

>>150370976 (OP)
our chmpionsleague teams are looking good

me, when /bundes/ is back

cuckhouse is only here until Kauer overtakes after the nagerbreak

>>150370999
Checked

3gpg bros, we are so back

Asllani too good

>Neverkusen
KLEMPERLE

ive seen enough, the bald dutch fraud needs to put the little devil on the field.

>>150370023
how can I be so fucking based?

Bald fraud bros... We cooking today

>>150370997
...COLONIA...You say...?

>>150371087
yes, its called that way in Spanish.

Der Uzun wär doch was für den Nagelsmann

GRIFO

bring Kaufchad already schmidt you opfer

>>150371105
I see
Buenos Aires over hier is called Gute Luft

Schwanberg

>>150371177
No it isn't

>>150371209
It should be

KNAUFF
>Brewomen

Bremeisters..

Bre women... What now?

Die Eintracht wird Deutscher Meister

well well well

>>150371245
And CL Sieger too

>>150371245
Ihr kauft Koan und Burkhard, ihr werdet 7ter.

amoura looks like apored

>Schiri-Experte Manuel Gräfe mutmaßte, dass es „klar“ sei, „dass nach fünf Minuten nicht plötzlich dem Assistenten aufgefallen war, dass der Ball nicht ruhte, sondern da hat sicherlich Köln interveniert. Da aber bei dieser Szene Köln nicht intervenieren darf (...), haben sie es ein wenig umgangen. Regeltechnisch nicht sauber.“

>Jetzt erklärt Alex Feuerherdt, Leiter Kommunikation und Medienarbeit der DFB Schiri GmbH, gegenüber dem Kicker: „Dass Lukeba, statt den Freistoß korrekt auszuführen, einfach mit dem Ball losgedribbelt ist, hat leider keiner der Unparteiischen auf dem Feld wahrgenommen. Die anschließende Torerzielung ist vom VAR gecheckt worden, aber die Art der Ausführung eines Freistoßes im Vorfeld eines Tores zu überprüfen, gehört streng genommen nicht zu seinen Aufgaben.“

>Feuerherdt gibt weiter zu, dass unter anderem Kimmichs Intervenieren zu dem unerlaubten Einsatz führte: „Aufgrund der ungewöhnlich heftigen Proteste der Bayern sah sich der Schiedsrichter dennoch veranlasst, diesbezüglich beim VAR nachzufragen. Der VAR hat sich daraufhin im Sinne des Fußballs ausnahmsweise zu einem kurzen Hinweis auf die irreguläre Freistoßausführung entschlossen, weil es niemand verstanden hätte, wenn dieses Tor gezählt hätte.“

>Ob RB jetzt Protest gegen die Spielwertung einlegt?

OMG Toor des Monats

>>150371413
all in on nothing

prass is such a low iq mongo

Wolveschads
The Gouda Guardiola may be good after all

Era of the Wolf

>KWAB00
>KWAVfB
KWABxB next

>>150371265
>drawing Braunli

Woltekwabsel keeeek

>>150371413
Won't change shit.
Ridiculous that Leipzig faggots want to get rewarded for cheating. Fuck off.

woltemad

>>150371546
>Wolf gang

>>150370997
Why not Kölnburgo!?

Woltebitch no show 1/34

seems like buyern dogded a bullet

>>150371613
for real

>>150371606
well because it doesnt have "burg" in the name.
you need to eat more burgers, maybe that way we'll have more "burgos" in Germany.

Kvltchads
Einfach Kvlt!

Wagner bros
What went right?

>>150371613
>FWirtZ, Xavi, WolteMADe
I count at least three at this point

>>150371662
how many for belligol Jr. ?

>>150371662
Welcome to...?

>>150371662
grok, make him open his mouth like a söyjak on this pic

>>150371680
Why did Melody do it?

>watch /comfyrenz/ on edels stube
>switches to Brentford vs Aston Villa automatically right after
>mfw
Englisch stadiums being so silent is always so eerie when you think there like tens of thousand of people there

>>150371662
>the eternal bench presser

Bros what is the general sentiment surrounding Ten Hag?
Are Germans/Leverkusen fans happy with his appointment or are they down on it because of how things went at United and considering the pre-season?
Do you think he made mistakes today or...?

>>150371751
squads not finished yet and their best player Tilmann is back next game

>>150371040
Ten Fraud exposed once again

>>150371751
Not a fan or anything, I think Leverkusen is in a difficult transition period. They will give him enough time as long as he wins some games.

>>150371764
>Tilmann
who

>>150371751
General sentiment: bald fraud

>>150371786
the best player from the Holland league last season, hes from the b00n youth

>>150371751
A bit too early to tell but midfield looked worrying tho that could change once Palacios is back

that's alot konfetti

>>150371751
Xhaka is childish

Who is the japanese Nationalspieler Lothar is talking about?

>>150372662
the n0er

https://x.com/Akbar_offiziell/status/1959278241832738833
lol

>>150372662
mitsubishi

Dirtmund has to win

Kobel = wall

why aren't they blowing the stuff away

>>150373011
Can't see the ball

>>150372760
hahaha ohwow

>>150372760
>reporter doesn't even know who you are
KWAB

who else

belligol kino pre assist

oh no

Sehr Huh Giraffi

>the player that gets fouled in the box does not take the penalty
Nice "league" you have here.

Why didn't Adeyemi try for the goal, he insisted to get fouled

Adeyemi is still a diver

need the fucking red ball with all this shit on the field

>>150373528
Complain to FIFA, Sanchez

Watching Sportschau now. Can't believe Negerkusen actually lost to Hoppenaltenheim lol

>>150373741
why not? they are in complete meltdown behind the scenes

Brown Pauli

new merch just dropped

>>150373011
they do tho

>>150373768
Because it's Hoffenheim who were close to getting relegated last season. It's not like Hopp cares anymore

>>150372760
>Friedl später: „Das habe ich noch nie erlebt. Ich hatte vor dem Spiel noch einen Talk. 90 Minuten später erkennt sie mich nicht mehr. Das ist kurios und auch ein bisschen lächerlich.“

>>150372760
wir brauchen mehr frauen im fussball btw

>>150373661
pls tell me this dive wasnt awarded

>>150374062
VAR has retarded rng this matchday

Woltemade only has shoe size 46 at 198cm? wtf

>>150372760
Waf ift pafirt?

>>150373661
the VAR saw that and still gave a penal?!

uh oh

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

VERKAUFEN!!

Schwanz Po li

STRAFTRAINING

>Dirtcuck defending
Saw this goal coming from miles away

>>150374157
You don't understand. He is offside maxxing.

Sabitzer saving BvB ass right now

why is cuckmund so so pathetic bros?

>>150374679
all they care about is cl, scamming eplel teams and doing controversial advertisement deals. they give a shit about bundes or cup. Echte Liebe™, so to speak

>>150374679
>we always were

>can't even win vs St. Fauli
only Klopp could save Dortmund now but he'd rather sell his soul to Red Cuck Bull

why oh why are we so pathetic ABD bros

>HIV
>Dortmund
>nazis

ANTON ANTON ANTON ANTON ANTON ANTON ANTON ANTON ANTON ANTON ANTON ANTON ANTON ANTON ANTON ANTON ANTON ANTON ANTON ANTON ANTON ANTON ANTON ANTON ANTON ANTON ANTON ANTON ANTON ANTON ANTON ANTON ANTON ANTON ANTON ANTON ANTON ANTON ANTON ANTON ANTON ANTON ANTON ANTON ANTON ANTON ANTON ANTON ANTON ANTON ANTON ANTON ANTON ANTON ANTON ANTON ANTON ANTON ANTON ANTON ANTON ANTON ANTON ANTON ANTON ANTON ANTON ANTON ANTON ANTON ANTON ANTON ANTON ANTON ANTON ANTON ANTON ANTON ANTON ANTON ANTON ANTON ANTON ANTON

>150374839
outta nowhere

Brauner kack

MARLON BRANDT

Another vaxxie?

BVB BVB BVB BVB BVB BVB

>>150374839
t

>>150375076
>when you maxx out the luck skill

Der weiße Brasilianer

benuldie

>red
Ke÷eeek who started him???

Ishowspeed plays for BVB?

>pen and red
doppelbestrafung is back?

WOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Woooohoo

Ufffff

>mondlicht benched brandt and started mane
oh nononono

man as iconic as the blur song is it sounds really bad then when the stadium goes "woohoo"
holy shit

It's getting a little bit spannend

Mein yarrak ist das Regelkonform

>LECK MICH DOCH AM ARSCH
kek

WOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOO

WOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Schalke vs Bochum Currywurst Derby on RTL Nitro in 10 minutes

Kein Bock mehr. Scheiß St.Pauli

>>150375449
BOYCUM BOYCUM BOYCUM

he has passed away peacefully

SCHAAALKEEEE

>>150375456
Saison direkt gelaufen

St pauli yeees more immigrants. Let them in. Right wing, wrong wing.

No Duselmund today
It's the first game of the season
Mund abwischen und weiter

ANGRY

jungs wtf

really didn't think that cuckmund could be this pathetic

THIS IS AN OUTRAGE

oh cuckmund my cuckmund :)

>>150375643
wp

dude i told you i can be a bundesliga player

retarded ref decision, the pen was soft as fuck and not something the var should ever call in, the red on top is just fucking ridiculous

>>150375776
>>150375769
>Das ist eigentlich ein Anschlag!"

>>150375769
yea red was retarded
but it's still the bvb we all know

>>150375643
tiki taka before he gets the ball

that pure look of
>what is this bitch talking about

Dortmund sollte sich löschen

Schalke gleich tor

Isn't Sylla Schalke's only good player?
They want to get rid of him because he did Neger things with his Neger dog?

Lol Dortmund

>Machida kreuzbandriss
its so fucking over already

>>150375643
>getting tiki takad by Pauli
ohnonono

>>150375938
he only does tap ins
they want to get rid of him because he potentially brings in money and coach wants a different striker type

>>150375140
>>150374863
>>150375456
>>150375769

mimimimimi elwa mimimi

what name are his other dogs?
the gay one is called Schalke

KARIES

>>150376190
>>150376216
>>150376260

kariGOD

vogt thinks hes him

KARIUS

Karius hat die ganze Bochum Mannschaft gefckt

>>150376364
gekaiserslautert??

wie gross kann eine stirn sein?
vogt so:

bazed

>>150376438
Jan Ullrich?

>does nothing
>wins

HECKING RAUS

>>150376528
Y

>>150376616
Worst coach we had in years.
>fails every match
>renew contract
>2 years

Time for the Gansi

ok I’m here now
Werderbros wtf happened

>>150376724
Thomas Letsch?

BCC was simply too strong

>>150376779
Letsch was a god im comparison.

>>150375076
>>150373661
Who was the epileptic Kamerakind operating the aerial camera system during the Topspiel?

sylla der bauer

>>150377452
Topspiel is now tho

>>150377516
Topspiel is later tho

Bochum hät gelb verdient

>>150376724
But with all his experience, he stood so besonnen at the sidelines while Bochum went down with a bang. How could you NOT extend his contract!?

>>150377516
My mistake

Uff... Gansibros...
Getting scored on by minnows...

friendly reminder that one anon here pays 800€ to watch this live

>>150377729
It's called being a fan. You wouldn't understand it, plastic.

GERRIT

>>150377729
cuck behavior

kariGOD was not enough...
i blame AA btw

KARIUS KARIUS KARIUS

>>150377729
I wonder if he signed shares as well

>>150377777
QUADS

>>150377729
yes thats me
jokes on you btw, i sold my ticket for today because i have different plans LOL

>>150377777
>>150377788
nice digits

>>150377776
you mean that weird ponzi scheme by schnitzel tillman? fuck off

Mit dem Angriff Karamanns kommt das alles wieder in Ordnung

>>150377799
what are you doing instead? shitposting on 4chan? lol

>>150377860
cuddling with my gf
and shitposting on 4chan
lyl

ASS RAT

BORAT

kullertor des monats

BÄM

LASME

lasme? more like lasfucksyou

unser jahr status?

DER NUSSKNACKER DER NUSSKNACKER

>>150377958
>cuddling with my gf
you sold your ticket for THAT?

What does he do?

>>150378106
lift, apparently

>>150378072
its complicated

timestamp

https://youtu.be/lLvlSK_ouU4?t=8886

>>150378106
He's radiating calmness.

>>150378106
aura farm

>sylla
fucking N

sylla ist einfach so ein scheiss bauer

>>150378120
is her penis about to be cut off?

turns out the Lok fan was right
lel

>>150378260
about what?

>>150376771
the very thing people have been prädigen for weeks now??

We're so back

>>150378326
the guy being a Drecksnigger or whatever he said

>>150378351
>prädigen
Classic Bremi.

schalke brudis we are so back

>>150378378
>Drecksnigger
ported
see you in 3 days.

gerland at the ss

>>150378478
dog abusers are subhuman

>>150378497
yeah not tuning into this boomer abkvlten

SCHALKE

>>150378478
unless...

>>150378478
>announcing a report

>>150378505
true but american bull terriers aren't dogs, they are tickende Zeitbomben waiting to maul someone

Remontada!
Gansichads, we're back!

>>150378832
/bundes/ seething

Hamburg wird morgen derbe gewinnen

the beer and the Ritter Sport Dunkle Voll-Nuss

https://x.com/juliansvwb/status/1959277727464226885
the rats are leaving the sinking ship

>>150375871
>>150372760

It's his own fucking fault. Gets a 1:4 Klatsche and the first thing he has to do after the game is swapping jerseys.

>>150375871
me when jt in bundes

Anyone watch Wolfsburg today how was Vini Souza? I miss him :(

>ZDF Sportstudio right now
Who allowed this? Hermann Gerland is like 80 and he's embarrassing himself because he's obviously like 80 and senile. It's just zum fremdschämen

>>150380789
What an Ehre to represent world class Canadian football like that

>>150380237
Was he drunk again like the last time he was on Doppelpass?

>>150380458
Those prices are not very solidarisch.

>>150381300
nah, just senile. he made fun of hamann for wasting his life drinking tho.

One of the best parts of 'Caps home matches is the passionate support of the club's supporter groups.
Below are a number of their chants. Learn them, lend your voice, and join in supporting the team on the pitch!

BOUNDARY ROAD
Boundary Road, take me home,
To the place where I belong.
Vancouver, pretty mama,
Take me home, Boundary road.

ALLEZ OH
Allez, Allez, Allez Oh x2
Whitecaps FC, you’re the one for me!

DALE
Dale, dale, dale Vancouver (clap clap)
Dale, dale, dale Vancouver (clap clap)
Dale.... dale Vancouver
Hey hey hey hey!

COME ON VANCOUVER
Come on,
Come on Vancouver,
We’re together, Supporting you tonight!

EH OH
Sha, La, La, La, La, La
Sha, La, La, La, La, La
Sha, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La Vancouver here we go, eh oh!

JUST CAN’T GET ENOUGH
When I see you, Whitecaps, I go out of my head,
I just can’t get enough,
I just can’t get enough,

All the things you do to me,
And all the things you said,
I just can’t get enough,
I just can’t get enough
Here in the Southside, I’m falling in love, And I just can’t seem to get enough
Do do do-do-do-do-do, Do do do-do-do-do-do.

THE KODA
Allez, Allez
Whitecaps Allez
I swear I wouldn’t want it any other way

SWEET DREAMS (Eurythmics' Sweet Dreams)
Sweet dreams are made of these
Blue and white on a field of green
We travel the world and the seven seas
To cheer on the Whitecaps to victory!

RYAN GAULD IS MAGIC
Ryan Guald is magic, he wears a magic hat
He could have stayed in Europe, but he said “go f*k that”
He wants to play for Vanni and his famous blue and white
And when we win the MLS we win this song all night Oooooooooh....

LOYAL TO THE CAPS
Loyal to the Caps we'll be!
West to east or in between.
No matter time or place or score In the sun or a downpour
Loyal to the Caps we'll be!
La, La, La, La, La, La,
La, La, La, La, La, La,
La, La, La, La, La, La,
La, La, La, La, La, La,
La, La, La, La, La, La.

READY FOR BATTLE
Vancouver x8
Ready for battle,
Your blue & white army
We’ll cheer you on,
Forever & ever
Team of all teams,
Pride of BC Here are you people, Together we sing!

VANCOUVER NAGILA (To the tune of Hava Nagila)
Whitecaps,
Vancouver Whitecaps,
Vancouver Whitecaps,

Vancouver, Hey! Hey! Hey! (repeat, faster) LA-LAA! La-la-la-la!
LA-LAA! La-la-la-la!
La-la, la-la, LA-LA LA-LA-LAAA (repeat, faster)

VANCOUVER VINDALOO (Vindaloo by Fat Les)
Vancouverrrrr,
Vancouverrrrr,
Vancouver, Vancouver, laa laa.
Vancouverrrrr,
Vancouverrrrr,
Vancouver, Vancouver, laa laa.
Vancouverrrrr,
Vancouverrrrr,
‘Cause we all love Vancouver.
And we’re, gonna score, one, more, than, you! WHITECAPS!

EVER MORE (Twisted Sister’s We’re Not Gonna Take It)
We’re Vancouver Whitecaps,
Hey! We’re Vancouver Whitecaps,
We’re Vancouver Whitecaps, ever more. Hey! Hey, hey, hey, hey!

VICTORY
Whitecaps FC (clap, clap, clap, clap)
How we love thee (clap, clap, clap, clap)
We’ll stand and sing (clap, clap, clap, clap)
For Victory!!! (clap, clap, clap, clap)
Sha, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La

WE’RE GONNA WIN
We’re gonna win We’re gonna win
We’re gonna win
Ole, Ole, Ole, Ole x2
It’s a party In Vancouver It’s a party in Vancouver Ole, Ole x2

WE LOVE YOU (Little Peggy March - I Will Follow Him)
Weeeeeeee love you, we love you, we love you,
And where you play, We follow, we follow, we follow,
‘Cause we support, The Whitecaps, the Whitecaps, the Whitecaps
And that’s the way, We like it, we like, we like it,
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-ohhhhhhhhhh,
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-ohhhhhhhhhh,
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-ohhhhhhhhhh,
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-ohhhhhhhhhh.

YOU’RE THE ONE FOR ME
Whitecaps FC,
You’re the one for me!
Allez allez allez ohhhhh,
Allez allez allez ohhhhh.

SECURITY (For dealing with yellow shirts)
I’ve got a feeling
Someone is watching me
It’s just security
Whoa o-o

WE’VE GOT THE BALL
(clap and sing double time)
We’ve got the ball (repeat until...)
(clap and sing half as fast)
We’ve lost the ball (repeat until... see above)

#THEMARIUS
(Starts sitting, quietly “humming” the song, repeat until the signal of the capo, immediately switch to full volume)
Sha la la la la la, Oh Vancouver!
Sha la la la la la, Oh Vancouver! Sha la la la la la, Whitecaps FC! Sha la la la la la, Whitecaps FC!

SCORE A GOAL (Yankee Doodle)
Come on Whitecaps score a goal It’s really very simple
Put the ball into the net
And we’ll go f**king mental
La la la la la la
La la la la la
La la la la la la la
La la la la la la

WINGS & ASS
If I had the wings of a pigeon
If I had the ass of a crow
I’d fly over (opponent city) tomorrow And shit on the b-stards below
Sh-t on, Sh-t on,
Sh*t on the b-stards below-ow-ow

GOAL KICK
Whoooaaaaaaaaa. YOU FAT B-STARD!
Who ate all the pies? Who ate all the pies? You fat b-stard, you fat b-stard.
You ate all the pies

WHEN THE WHITECAPS SCORE
The underlying riff to Seven Nation Army by The White Stripes

WHEN THE OPPOSITION SCORES ON US (To the tune of Que Sera, Sera by Doris Day)
Que sera, sera,
Whatever will be, will be,
It’s not bloody Wembley,
Que sera, sera.

EIGHT-SIX
(A reminder of our roots as a Vancouver 86ers supporters group, as well as a nod to Vancouver’s founding in 1886. This song is sung, winning, losing or tied, to the refrain of The Beatles’ Hey Jude during the 86th minute of play at every game.)
Naaaaa, na na, na na na naaaaa,
Na na na naaaaa,
Eight six.

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>Gegen den St. Louis City SC erzielt er in der 14. Minute der Nachspielzeit das 3:2!

Totally not scripted

GuMo

>>150377729
I did the research.
You have to get, DAZN, Sky and RTL when you want to watch everything
Oink Oink Pay Piggy

>>150385447
And Prime, too.
I think they have one CL game per week

>>150385447
>RTL
The fact that there are over 5 million RTL+ subscribers shows you that Germany is completely lost although subscribing to Prime these days is basically just as pathetic

DoPa y/n?

>>150386384
Are you a b00n boomer? Then yes

was für dicke eier hat thomas müller bitte?!

HIV coach sounds like a cuck. How can anyone take coaches like him or Klose seriously? Who hires natural born losers like that?

i have no idea
compared to merlin terzic had boss aura

>>150381321
The nebenkosten are really high. But yeah 10€ for a beer and bratwurst is swiss niveau

>>150380458
What kind of Nebenkosten make you sell a 45 cent beer from LIDL for 5.50€?

>Katharina in DoPa after the faux-pas yesterday
lel

They will talk again about this stupid kakadu figur bayern stole wont they?

>>150386762
>How can anyone take coaches like him or Klose seriously?
Davie Selke Fußballgott helped him

>>150386916
Kathy did nothing wrong! She can do no wrong

Fellow Bremenbros, I just want to say one thing. FUCK OLE WERNER. Thank you.

>>150387033
You only had to make a few transfers

>>150378106
I think those wired frames are very flattering on him. Just being honest.

Will they restart HSV's clock today?

Dortmund will completely fall apart when some desperate Premier league club buys Guirassy shortly before the transfer window closes. It will most likely be Newcastle because Isak will streiken himself to Leberpool

>>150387068
yeah, it'll be a countdown to them getting relegated

>>150387041
I know. Can we still sign anyone btw? When does the Markt close?

>>150387081
>BVB holt Anselmino von Chelsea
>Die Schwarzgelben wollen den Verteidiger verpflichten, sind seit geraumer Zeit mit den Blues im Austausch. Jetzt herrscht offenbar Klarheit: Wie Fabrizio Romano berichtet gab es in den Verhandlungen um eine Leihe nun die entscheidende Bewegung. Demnach wird Anselmino zu den Schwarzgelben wechseln, der Deal könnte sehr zeitnah über die Bühne gehen.
>Der BVB erhält keine Option zum Kauf für den Abwehrspieler, wird das gesamte Gehalt von Anselmino übernehmen. Es handelt sich um eine Leihe über ein Jahr bis zum Sommer 2026
Not so fast

>>150386916
More like Katharina in da Po, amiright?

>>150386913
Probably 5,00€ Solidaritätszuschlag for the local Antifa

>>150387114
There did FOUR medicals lol what the hell is wrong with that Neger?

>>150387103
>developing Chelsea rejects on loan without even an option to buy
is this really how low Dortmund has sunk?

>>150386105
It's actually 6.4 million subscriptions, although a good chunk from that comes from the partnership with Magenta TV.

>>150387177
Jesus christ what do these people even watch on RTL+?

>>150387114
>first Königsdörffer, now Boniface
Why aren't Bundesliga strikers able to pass the medicals?

>>150387197
Their reality shows and soap operas are highly popular.

>>150387197
Show some respect to the trödeltrupp

>>150387197
>GZSZ still running
What year is it?

top dopa slag so far this season

>>150387233
>>150387243
>>150387371
So it's basically just women subscribers?

kehl is lucky guy

>>150387614
How does a beta pussy like him score a qt like Kathy? It makes no sense

>>150387648
hes tall and good looking, women are shallow too

>>150387395
which one?

>>150387654
Kehl is not good looking, he's just an average guy. I never noticed him being tall either, looks like normal height to me

SURELY this hot bimbo whore has been choosen for this job for her competency

That tiny white table at Doppelpass triggers me every time. It looks so pathetic lol
How did they not replace their interior for the new season? It all looks so outdated including the red Sessel

>>150387865
t. Putler

>>150387806
I don't mind when they're cute like this. It's only annoying when they force africans or tranny types with short hair who gave up on being a woman

she's a walled manface with no tits
actual hot women like Diletta in her prime aren't allowed on german TV because uhh sexism

>>150387894
>a walled manface with no tits
are you from kpg?

For me its claudia

>>150387913
Now THAT'S a manface and a manvoice too

>Besonders der Vater soll sich über die frühe Auswechslung seines Sohnes sowie die biedere und unkreative Spielweise der Dortmunder am Hamburger Millerntor beschwert haben, heißt es. Die Bellinghams warteten nach Abpfiff auf ihren Sohn und wurden von Sicherheitskräften, die sie erkannten, reingelassen. Im Zuge dessen gab es eine längere und emotionale Diskussion zwischen Mark Bellingham und Sportdirektor Sebastian Kehl, heißt es bei Sky.
Kehlbros...

About to bake seven 2,39€ Kaufland chicken wings, waiting for the Darmspiegelung vs Hertha game

https://youtube.com/shorts/sMHOSAdG3Pw?si=ozXuZFW1GcIkzpVE
Vgh

>that 1860 manlet
lol was he really shorter than Kathy?

>Der VfL Wolfsburg sucht noch auf der Position des Rechtsverteidigers, ein Kandidat ist Sael Kumbedi von Olympique Lyon. Zunächst hatte "Footmercato" darüber berichtet, kicker-Recherchen bestätigten die Informationen. Beide Vereine sind sich grundsätzlich einig, die Verhandlungen weit fortgeschritten.
Next French talent for the Bundes

The "spectacular" Müller goal was a lame penalty? lol
I hate our press so much

>>150387889
>force africans or tranny types with short hair who gave up on being a woman
Can't recall ever having seen that in Bundesliga related programs

>>150388225
>force africans
the disgusting Welt.TV and ntv Neger weather women
>tranny types with short hair who gave up on being a woman
Dunya Halali and many other ÖRR or Private like the ridiculous SAT1 Morning show dyke
>Can't recall ever having seen that in Bundesliga related programs
it's only a matter of time

>>150387806
>This is hot on Germany
Lell

After two Weizenbier you start to realize that your Galaxy Ultra phone is more like a tablet

>schwarz gruppe has all of germany and indeed virtually the entire european subcontinent to choose from
>Choose to hire an autistic amerishart instead
xD

>>150388488
which do u have? I've got the s23 ultra

>1860 mentioned of nowhere
mietfrei
Why are they parking the cars quer in front of the entrances of this dorffest i am at?

>>150388635
merkel

>>150388613
Same here. It's a brick but it was only 550€ for a phone that is just as good as any 1500€ phone

>>150388488
>Be me in hühnchen
>Have a maß of helles at löwënbräü mit schweinshaxe
>Stop by hofbrauhaus, have another 2 maß of helles and wurst and brezn
>Try to get cigarettes from vending machine but can't figure out how it works to verify age so lose 10€
>Walk to odeonsplatz and then go to sneedligs salon and have a halb of Schneider weiß and a 33cl of augustiner dunkel and eat schnitzel
>Walk around the alte pinakotek while drunk for like 45 mins
>Take the train (without paying) to hofbraukeller and then have a maß of weiß (??) and have another schweinshaxe and then finish off with a halb of helles
>Walk back to sneedlinger tor and almost piss my pants
True story

BI
BI
BI
LE
FELD

>>150387663
always the mom

Ösisissies/søys.... We got embarrassed by chuddette German qt....
It's over ..

>>150388673
you liked it or what?

Omg so true ....

>>150388849
Doch

>5 1/2 maß
Made up story. Mutte can not drink 2 maß of actual beer without projectile vomiting. (You) coming to wiesn?

>>150388936
Objectively not true and it depends on when my blauekarte is approved but hopefully

>still playing Hollerchad as a lone 9
they trying to ruin my boys reputation

THE KUTSCH

>>150389025
>ossi internet

>>150389037
>Wessi intelligence

>>150389047
3 more minutes and ur ossi poverty net will catch up to it beeing rules out

>not true
I‘ve seen it many times in the obvious touriespots. Recently at weisses brauhaus this mutt was bragging about his drinking skills. 3 maß in and he had to be dragged out. Various amount of times at the wiesn the same. At Tegernseer im Tal this one mutt was furiously vomiting across the table.

>>150389069
>doubling down on xir retardation

>>150389071
congrats on being a better alcoholic, i guess

15egg389egg71
I'm built different (4th generation servere alcoholic)

>>150388673
>>150388936
>33cl of augustiner dunkel
This part also sounds made up. Getting served 33cl in Munich is suspicious

>>150387806
It's not like you need a lot of competency anyway to read out a few tweets from a tablet and present a couple of viral football videos to the Doppelpass boomer audience.

>>150388225
>Can't recall ever having seen that in Bundesliga related programs
You never encountered the virtue signalling football activist/expert Tabea Kemme? I have no idea who decided that it was OK to let this Kampflesbe on the air regularly.

>>150389138
Mb it was pils not dunkel but look it up

>>150389138
Most of the story is made up except for all the food mentioned. But you do get 0,33 in munich. Thats not wrong.

>>150389169
She is bolis :DDDDD

>>150387865
Sport1 has been a huge Verlustgeschäft (we're talking losses of at least €10m each year) and is currently getting abgewickelt by their new Turkish shareholders, there's no money for a new studio set. I wouldn't be surprised if the channel is getting completely shut down within a year or two.

>>150389170
>>150389188
>serving beer like the Saupreißn
Munich has fallen

>Krumney assist
based

hardkohr note 5

Hollerchad nooooooooo :(((

>>150389306
hammy
six months

KWAHollerb-ACK

so many injuries in this first matchday

>Dem Vernehmen nach wartete die Familie im Bereich des Mannschaftsbusses, um in die Katakomben zu gelangen. Insbesondere Mark Bellingham habe sich über die Maßnahme von Trainer Niko Kovac und den bescheidenen Auftritt der Schwarz-Gelben geärgert. Die Eltern sollen von Sicherheitskräften nach Abpfiff hereingelassen worden sein. Im Anschluss kam es in den Kabinengängen angeblich zu einer emotionalen Diskussion zwischen dem Vater und BVB-Sportdirektor Sebastian Kehl. Der überraschende Besuch der Bellinghams sei bei den Dortmundern nicht gut angekommen.

Meltdown already in progress

>hollerBITCH
Its Weiper time

>>150389356
Melody, please

had to be against Köln

>>150389407
K I N O

>>150389212
>getting abgewickelt by their new Turkish shareholders
stopped reading there. hope they get culturally enriched by muslim abschaum

>>150389403
just look it at >>150389407 hes PACKING

>>150389455
not anymore lmao

>>150389455
more like stuffing

why is kwasniok full kit Wankering?

>>150386913
It's just a dumb Floskel you use to milk your cattle harder. Sankt Pauli has the most retarded fans on this planet, they could charge 100€ per beer by calling it the "anti Trump solidarity surcharge for palestine" and they would buy it and be so proud about how they just spent money to virtue signal.

>>150389617
You're not wrong

is weiper even playing?

Yeah thingken M0nz will get fucked again next Thursday

>>150389769
well if that wasn't obvious after they've lost their most important players 15 minutes into the game

>>150390042
manlet rage

LETS GO

No Selke no party

>>150390042
What a retard, I hope it doesn’t cost us points.

this is gonna be quick and painless, chudbach

>>150390386
>filename

HAMBURG MEINE PERLE

>>150390421
I've lost the OG file so I just slapped the kackbach badge over it

we're cooking

Gladbachladies, this aint looking good...

>>150390893
this is Hamburg's biggest game in seven years

>>150390922
dont overrate yourself

>>150390893
well yeah, they’re shit just like HIV

says the brewoman

based wine chad

>>150390245
>Capaldo
When did this happen and why is he (C)?

this kackbach stadium is a safety hazard
we have to protest this

>>150391111
vice captain and signed this summer

150391031
yes yes, >we too are shit atm

>>150391116
>this kackbach stadium is a safety hazard
>we have to protest this

>auch einer der Begehrlichkeiten wichst
kek

>>150391289
ist doch so
2 times our players slipped on the concrete and could have dangerously injured themselves

>>150391389
mimimimi

schnarchspiel

Tabakovic is so fucking useless holy shit
not bundesligatauglich

>>150391718
he moves like Woltebitch and Weiper today. nothing close to his bestbundes self

>>150370976 (OP)
I don't have anything against Germany I am a big fan of the cars that grow in the earth there, but I cant follow bundes it feels like you have to be German to do so
I'm sorry bros

>>150391806
Might be that bestbundes and bundes are two different competitions in quality

>>150391806
lmaoooo
based Viper and Woltechad have proven themselves in first bundes already. very much unlike Tabakobitch who remains a second bundes tier player until proven otherwise just like Lelke and Glatzlel

>>150391950
2 bestbundeschads literally pwned leverkusen yesterday

>sahiti
wew, Kreisklasse tier

>150392068
asswipe has only proven that he is a sorry ass bitch again today
what a total fraud tjag ugly mong

well well well /bundes/... where is the apology? 45 minutes played and we still havent conceded.. are you nervous?

>not conceding after 45 minutes against fucking Mongbach is a win for HIV faggots
grim

>>150392248
oh no no no

>Frankfurt is a more difficult opponent than Mongbach
woah

>Stöger
holy shit wtf am I watching

call me delulu aber wenn wir so spielen wie heute ist in der allianz arena was drin

Ordentlich Tore drin für die Bayern yes

>>150392696
meds

>>150392581
>wenn wir so spielen wie heute ist in der allianz arena was drin
6 goals for Harald

>>150392581
ne Riesenbrezel und ein Weißbier?

dfb mafia

>>150392855
Lol das war seine eigene Schuld, sah man im replay
hör auf zu heulen.

4 gpg chads... sunday is really letting us down...

Well, not surprising considering which teams played today

GOAAAAAAAL

HOWEVER

first game back and we're already getting rigged

>>150393065
Nigga hes like half a meter infront of the Gladbach defender
Are all HSV fans this delulu?

Mikelbro isthe biggest retard we've ever employed

>>150393112
im talking about the penalty you retard

Polzin Polzout!

>>150393198
There was no foul for a penalty either, you retard.

Seoane continues to look like a strong candidate for the first Trainerentlassung

What's the verdict after the first matchday?

>>150393309
can't lie to myself about Eintracht's chances
>buyern
>wins
>lol

HSV are bundesligatauglich imo. There are bigger shitters

kann die bremer wixxer vom 17. platz net hören lul

>>150393309
I realized I'm no longer entertained by the Brot & Spiel ngububall.

>>150393309
>buyernwinslol
>cuckmund
same old shit
""league"" already over

Feel like HSV made a mistake not renewing Selke, none of those shitters upfront knows how to score a goal

>>150393113
probably the lowest iq in the squad next to dompe, low 70s would be my guess

>>150393587
Selke just fucked off as soon as he could. They definitely wanted to keep him

unfathomably based Dünamo game

>Auch nach dem zweiten Spieltag wartet Ilkay Gündogan bei Manchester City weiterhin auf seinen ersten Einsatz in dieser Premier-League-Saison. Auch ein später Wechsel kann deshalb nicht ausgeschlossen werden.
MAKE IT HAPPEN, JOTI

>>150395409
hes choosing >Schalke

>Sahne assist
>bundes mausetot

>>150395785
>The killer of Kaleyrispor

>>150395852
we would finish top 10 in the bundesliga

>>150395920
Who is >we in this xase?

>>150396011
roaches

>>150391389
Back in my days, we used to play only on concrete, grass wasn't even invented back then! Did we complain about our injuries? NO! Were we still able to perform in every major game despite having 7 Rum-Cola and 2 Stangen Zigaretten intus from the night before? YES!

>Mane -10
(You) did not start him did (You)??

>Klose
>coach
Can anyone think of a bigger joke?

>we
>our
>us
mental illness

>>150397415
Post the new link to the excel sheet. The old one doesn't work anymore

>>150398309
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/192EcIwz9Sf9Q1jtC8aZCZdI6vbHceeB7kCQ0TU6U8fg/htmlview?usp=sharing#gid=321647815
wörks on my machine

einer für den Nager?

>>150399215
Leroy is nailed on under Nagelsmann

>>150399241
Igor Jesus isn't the GOAT. He entered today and didn't move Nottingham Forest from a tie to a win..

51 Points or sth is really fine, considering how Bad i fumbled my starting 11

GuMo

yes yes, good morning
one of the Bürgibros please make a proper new thread thx

GuMo

>>150398667
weird, works on my laptop, but not my phone

GuMo
>>150403277
>>150403277
>>150403277