AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
AAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!

>>82238071
>How's your week going?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>What are your plans for September?
SCREAM INTO THE VOID
>What about your plans for Christmas and New Year's Eve?
SCREAM AT GOD

>>82077478
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! GET IT OFF GET IT OFF GET IT OFF

>it's July 2004 and I'm at band camp
>it's 95 degrees out and we're practicing on a parking lot
>no clouds, no shade, just blacktop
>we're all carrying instruments ranging in size from flutes to tubas
>march for an hour or more at a time with short breaks for water
>8 AM to 8 PM for a full week
>nobody died

I hate nuspeak so much I can't even sleep. Throw all fat women into a wet bulb and let them die.