Girls are ICKY and they have COOTIES. Stay away from girls, anons. They will give you their cooties if you let one touch you.

nuh uh anon

>>82076196 (OP)
You need a mix of axe deodorant and farts on you to repelt them

>>82076678
Yuh huh!

>>82076686
Damn, I'm all out of Axe. All I got is uh... Harry's bodywash. Stone.

My mommy does the stinkiest poos and you cant ever smell them like i do hahahahaha!!!!

>>82076196 (OP)
Said it before and I'll say it again. Women are bloody and moody and disgusting. Gross.
(Still want one to hold me)

>>82076196 (OP)
>Stay away from girls
done. not by choice ofc

>>82076941
>Still want one to hold me
DON'T DO IT ANON YOU'LL GET HER COOTIES AND SHE'LL TURN YOU INTO A GIRL TOO. I THINK. HOW DOES COOTIES WORK?

>>82077052
She can turn me into a girl too. I'll be fine with it.

>>82077085
ANON NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! DON'T FUCKING DO IT!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vXc5DA9pY3s
YOU. SAY. YOU'VE.
NEVER BEEN TO PARIS BUT I'M WILLING TIBET
YOU'LL STOP WANTING TO GO ONCE I AM KISSING YOUR NECK
AND SPAIN WILL NOT REMAIN IN YOUR BRAIN WHEN I AM DOING MY
OOH AHH OOH AHH OOOH
YOU'LL NEVER WANNA BE ANYTHING OTHER THAN THE THING I AM IN
PREPARE TO GET SALTY AND SWEATY AGAIN
HEY BABY DON'T YOU LOVE WHEN I START TO DIG IN
YOU WATCH ME AS I OOH AHH OHH AHH OHHH

>>82077111
Too late, she already touched you.

>>82077478
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! GET IT OFF GET IT OFF GET IT OFF

>>82077478
if you get touched by a stupid bitch like sayaka you'll turn into a stupid bitch

>>82077522
AAAAA overflow

>>82077549
Maybe just a lil lick, though.

>>82077135
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bar3GOzDNzg
I wish we had more history stuff like this