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>“Sonic beat him up!” Tails yelled. “You're so sexy when you almost murder people! That turns me on!”
>“Tails I forgot you were here,” Sonic said to his girlfriend. “You know why? Because you were doing what a woman SHOULD do which is shut the fuck up and know her place.”
>“Oh yeah, you’re right!” Tails agreed. “Sorry I forgot that, I’ll be sure to never fucking say anything of any substantial note ever in any of our video games released after 2008 as compensation for my fuck up.”
>“That’s a good start, no one gives a shit what you have to say anyways!”
You're a textbook misogynist male and will never be a real woman.