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>buy sports car because you like going fast
>wear athletic, moisture-wicking apparel because you like athletic activities
also
>buy luxury car because you want a relaxing ride
>use satin/silk sheets because they're comfy as hell
also
>buy gaudy car with shitty mods because you're an attention-seeking fag
>wear ridiculous clothes because you're an attention-seeking whore
Your clothing analogy works, but not in the way you intended.