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>"Okay, here’s the deal. one of us dies, the other gets to live with lifelong PTSD. no winners, no losers, just one poor soul stuck with the world’s worst promotion."
>"you win, you get the name. And with it, a lovely little curse called endless war. No refunds"
>looks at camera and winks
>"Oh, and fun fact we’ve got ten minutes before a squadron of MiGs drops in to redecorate this place with napalm. So if you plan on surviving, maybe try not to take the scenic route"
>"Jack, let’s make this the most emotionally confusing ten minutes of our lives"