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>>150843828
You got me thinking.
Xavier traveled back in time 46,939 years and 82 days by eating bacon and smoking cigarettes. A cigarette moved him back 17 minutes, and a slice of bacon 9 minutes. In the show it looked like he consumed these both in equal quantities, so let's simplify. Lumping these together as a "Bacon Menthols", or "BMs", would make 26 minute units for bacon and cigarettes consumed in equal part. Now, the math part. 525600 minutes in a year, divided by our BMs gives us 20,215.384 BMs per year. Times 46939 is 948,889,938.461 MBs taken. And of course, we need the 82 days, which is 118,080 minutes divided by 26 to get an addition 4,541.538 BMs. Added up is a total of 948,894,479.999 BMs, rounded up to 948,894,480 BMs (as the remaining .001 is too miniscule).
If these slices of Bacon were even one ounce a piece, Xavier ate 59 MILLION, Three hundred THOUSAND and Nine hundred and FIVE pounds of bacon. Average 19 pounds of Bacon yield per pig, Xavier consumed 3,121,100 pigs (rounded down). With a global estimated population of 780 million pigs, Xavier consumed .4% of the global pig population in his time traveling excursion. Almost 1 out of 225 pigs in existence were eaten by him. That's a lot of BMs.
The only character in this contest that can even come close to Xavier in eating power is Mr. Incredible. According to the government files in the Incredibles bonus features DVD, Mr incredible ate an entire liter of Mayonaisse at an eating contest. It's a pretty close match all things considered.