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Anonymous No.715947482 [Report] >>715947897 >>715952626 >>715956321 >>715956636 >>715962854 >>715970950 >>715972075 >>715978982 >>715983202 >>715984675
Why did they have to make Lara so ugly?
Anonymous No.715947574 [Report]
literally unfuckable, what were they thinking?
Anonymous No.715947658 [Report] >>715950640
AOD was the peak
Anonymous No.715947897 [Report] >>715960498
>>715947482 (OP)
Designed for facefucking
Anonymous No.715950227 [Report] >>715950578 >>715964427
Why did they have to make Melonie Mac so flat?
Anonymous No.715950346 [Report] >>715956321 >>715960498 >>715976538
Nu-Lara belongs in a museum!
Anonymous No.715950490 [Report]
Guys I've got this problem where the same threads show up over and over again
Anonymous No.715950505 [Report] >>715960498
>ctrl + F "Horse"
>0 results

you all slippin
Anonymous No.715950578 [Report] >>715951407 >>715958056
>>715950227
This israeli shill is really starting to bother me. I keep seeing here in places I'm not looking for her in. It's starting to feel invasive. I'm taking damage.
Anonymous No.715950621 [Report]
wildeer's is the best for porn picrel is the most kino
Anonymous No.715950628 [Report] >>715954189 >>715956321 >>715960498
She's not all bad.
Anonymous No.715950640 [Report] >>715979892
>>715947658
Holy manface
Anonymous No.715951407 [Report]
>>715950578
>starting to bother me
>starting
Took you long enough
People call everyone they don't like grifter nowadays but this bitch's face should be in the encyclopedia next to that word
I don't even believe that she is Christian, she is just LARP that to fell another niche, nothing about her is genuine
Anonymous No.715951809 [Report]
Rule34 Lara is canon as far as I'm concerned.
Anonymous No.715952626 [Report]
>>715947482 (OP)
Doesn't look ugly
Anonymous No.715954189 [Report] >>715979524
>>715950628
I tried to play nu lara games but the game insisted on filling my screen with her shapely ass and I would get such a boner that I simply had to go and jerk off
Anonymous No.715956321 [Report] >>715960498 >>715967650
>>715947482 (OP)
>>715950346
>>715950628
Anonymous No.715956636 [Report]
>>715947482 (OP)
>wh*te woman
I'll pass
Anonymous No.715958056 [Report]
>>715950578
i only watch her tomb raider videos, never see her anywhere else
she really went off the deep end
Anonymous No.715958629 [Report]
Need bitch have hairy armpits.
Anonymous No.715960498 [Report] >>715960586 >>715981970
My wife Lara!
>>715947897
>>715950346
>>715956321
>>715950628
>>715950505
Anons please...
Anonymous No.715960586 [Report] >>715960742
>>715960498
Anon...she's everyone's wife or rather...slut
Anonymous No.715960682 [Report] >>715963628
Anonymous No.715960742 [Report] >>715961918 >>715962550 >>715972006
>>715960586
I don't care, I love my wife...!
Anonymous No.715961918 [Report] >>715962334
>>715960742
Hotwife*
Anonymous No.715962334 [Report] >>715964698
>>715961918
Y-Yes, my wife is hot...
Anonymous No.715962550 [Report] >>715962654 >>715964698
>>715960742
You don't care that she's other guys cumrag?
Anonymous No.715962654 [Report] >>715964698
>>715962550
I only care if she is happy, and if that's what makes her happy...
Anonymous No.715962854 [Report]
>>715947482 (OP)
Why did it sound like she have a blocked nose for 70% of dialogue?
Anonymous No.715963628 [Report]
>>715960682
is her knee okay?
Anonymous No.715963846 [Report] >>715964868 >>715965420
They deliberately removed the Asian influence in her face in the sequels because the developers are racist
Anonymous No.715964427 [Report]
>>715950227
I could've fixed her
Anonymous No.715964698 [Report] >>715964945
>>715962334
>>715962550
>>715962654
Kys samustroon
Anonymous No.715964868 [Report]
>>715963846
They went back and ruined the first one too with a “definitive” update. Went from exotic to trash, and the most subhuman creatures alive celebrated it.
Anonymous No.715964945 [Report]
>>715964698
What are you on about?
Anonymous No.715965420 [Report] >>715965579 >>715967371
>>715963846
>Asian influence
Shouldn't have been that way in the first place
Anonymous No.715965579 [Report]
>>715965420
11/10, not kidding.
Anonymous No.715967371 [Report]
>>715965420
>finger licking intensifies
Anonymous No.715967650 [Report]
>>715956321
Anonymous No.715970090 [Report]
I love my wife Rise Lara
Anonymous No.715970950 [Report] >>715971017 >>715971564 >>715971748 >>715972035
>>715947482 (OP)
Nulara isn't even that ugly it's just that she replaced the hottest Lara Croft design of all time for basically 0 reason
Anonymous No.715971017 [Report]
>>715970950
The only problem is that she has so much clothing on.
Anonymous No.715971564 [Report]
>>715970950
I like this game
it has the aesthetic of fear factor but for real
Anonymous No.715971748 [Report]
>>715970950
Rise Lara is literal perfection though
Anonymous No.715972006 [Report]
>>715960742
I love your wife too
Anonymous No.715972035 [Report]
>>715970950
>next-gen consoles would have allowed them to perfect her design but instead they turned her into a flat 35 year old woman
grim
Anonymous No.715972075 [Report] >>715972165
>>715947482 (OP)
Can't wait for the Saars to get their hands on Lara in her new game.
Anonymous No.715972165 [Report] >>715972210
>>715972075
This shit is never coming out, they had to scrap all of it after the story got leaked and everyone hated it
Anonymous No.715972210 [Report]
>>715972165
Damn, we were so close
Anonymous No.715974435 [Report]
I wish I could look up good Rise Lara porn without also having to add 30 exceptions to filters
Anonymous No.715976538 [Report] >>715982105
>>715950346
Canon ending for nulara
Anonymous No.715978982 [Report] >>715981685
>>715947482 (OP)
how many dog knots where already in her?
Anonymous No.715979174 [Report]
when it creates this much porn you know you have a good character design
Anonymous No.715979524 [Report]
>>715954189
This isn't true, I jumped into the trilogy expecting coomer service yet she wears coats covering her ass 80% of the game(s)
additionally the online trophies are a pain in the ass to get, you need to arrange with people and grind for weeks
Anonymous No.715979892 [Report] >>715980512
>>715950640
You have a manface, you fag
Anonymous No.715980512 [Report] >>715981208 >>715981257
>>715979892
I can't think of a more attractive woman than Lara.
Anonymous No.715981208 [Report]
>>715980512
Same! She and Revy tick off a lot of checkboxes in what a good looking character should look like.
Anonymous No.715981257 [Report]
>>715980512
i love low poly lara than the realistic one desu
Anonymous No.715981685 [Report]
>>715978982
0, they can't lock her in because she's modeled for horses
Anonymous No.715981970 [Report]
>>715960498
I hate that this model has the stupid looking nose ring
Anonymous No.715982105 [Report]
>>715976538
no her canon ending is with a ring on her finger and pregnant with my child
Anonymous No.715983202 [Report]
>>715947482 (OP)

*click*
Yup, this one goes in my cringe folder
Anonymous No.715984675 [Report]
>>715947482 (OP)
>Why did they have to make Lara so ugly?
They should make her a cute shemale that would be better though...