>>149957275

>Hear your neighbor, Maiko calling from the window, and groan because she’s the dumbest person you know

Ugh. Fucking Maiko.

Your childhood friend MAIKO NISHIMURA, AKA "oldschoolTechfucker" online, is a source of many of your constant headaches.
You keep the lights off in your room so that she thinks you aren't there.
It never works.

>Ask him is he's also getting pestered by your "common acquaintance" about some dogshit project genesis ripoff

Maiko has been trying to get you on a shitty ripoff of PROJECT GENESIS, not implying PROJECT GENESIS isn't already kind of dogshit. You hate to admit it, but she's the main reason you actually got into Homestuck in the first place.
You ask Larry if he also is getting PESTERED by Maiko about this STUPID GAME, to no response.

Oh, your name is also actually ALAN HANKSON.
... or at least that's what you tell people.
Only the LESBIAN knows your TRUE NAME.

>Receive a message from your friend, oldschoolTechfucker.
>"soon."

Like usual you ignore her.

What do you do?