>be 5 years old in 2003
>loves the Toy Story movies, own them on VHS alongside Monsters Inc and got the silver DVD box set that year as well
>own some toys out of it, have three Woodys and five Buzzes
>one Buzz toy I have is a USA Stars and Stripes one because America
>tends to play that Randy Newman adventure leitmotif from the second film
>one night I had to take a shit and brought USA Buzz to play around with
>went to my parents bathroom because the other one was being refurbished at the time
>started shitting before my parents went to bed
>wiped my ass, flushed my shit, and washed my hands, unaware my parents were already in bed
>came out to see my parents having sex and I just pressed a button on Buzz
>dad had his pickle inside mom’s end and they glanced at me
>parents yell at me while epic Randy Newman still playing
>rush out to the hallway and my parents and I struggles to talk to each other for half a month
>now every time I watch TS2 and that music comes on, I picture my parents buttfucking
>still happens to this day

Seriously, listen to this and try to imagine your parents having sex…

https://youtube.com/watch?v=9qt1NPS__1Y