Thread 150354073

copied the flood episode of baby looney tunes and flooded my grandmas big bathroom with the sinks, bidet and tub for no reason when i was 4 or 5 because i thought it would be fun. When i regretted it after thinking about it more i tried to have no one enter that room but confessed, dramatically, that there was a huge flood. I had the bidet spraying so hard it fucked up and stained the ceiling and had the water going through everything for hours to make a deep flood on the floor.

>>150354073 (OP)
FOP convinced me I needed a bully for some reason and since my school didn't have one I fibbed on a random kid in my class being my bully and the next day I had to apologize to him. I was also convinced as a kid I needed a girlfriend so I literally proposed to the most popular girl in class at the time with a monopoly piece. Needless to say I wasn't very popular and was made fun of a lot

>>150354073 (OP)
I once ripped up the tile of our kitchen floor when I was like 4 and said it was like Dora when she found the X marks the spot. I have no idea what episode of Dora that was but she compelled me to do so. My parents thought it was funny but were also mad at me simultaneously. The hole in the floor stayed there for like 6 years afterwards and they always made fun of me for it. They still do. It is pretty funny.

>>150354073 (OP)
I always and still joke about to this day. remember trying to do that classic cartoon cliche, of hiding in the water with a Drinking Straw (Which I actually used) or a Bamboo-Branch to breathe from, but I then spluttered with the water suddenly going into my mouth even though I wasn't hiding from someone at the time, I was trying to see if that cliche worked at a picnic by a river which we also swam in.

Weeeew I was waiting for a thread like this
>be me
>like 7 or 8 at the time
>watching Making Fiends on family TV
>bored, so I decide to copy Vendetta and make my own "fiend"
>take items I had in the fridge and put it in the toilet along with bleach, drano, 404, ect
>everything came out to a greenish color
>smells really bad for some reason
>starts to burn my eyes and throat
>wtf.jpg
>flush toilet
>toilet fucking clogs, starts to overflow
>get plunger and try my hardest to unclog it
>its too late
>mom gets home (she went out earlier to the store)
>as soon as she walks in she sees me next to the broken toilet with plunger in hand
>she puts two and two together, obviously pissed because she's a single mother raising a retarded child who just broke their only toilet in the apartment
>beats my ass, no TV for an entire month
>and the worst part? making fiends gets canceled

>>150354073 (OP)
i don't get it
why did you integrate the part where he does it, but not the part where it goes badly for him?

>>150354073 (OP)
btw, Tiny Toons not Baby Looney Tunes. Decades apart.

When I was reeeaal little, I dumped a bunch of salt and pepper, like the entire containers, over a boiled egg because I was "doing an experiment" like science people on tv.. and I also once asked my mom for a tuna sandwich in the memorable and memetic way someone on sesame street did. that's it. I quickly learned that nothing from tv works in real life.

>used to watch Beavis and Butt-Head when I was way too young to be doing it
>decide one day that I want to "score" with a chick
>except I live alone out in the country
>only girl around is my mom
>go up to my mom
>"Can I have a kiss, mommy?"
>she bends down and gives me a peck on the lips
>suddenly grab the back of her head while she's still close
>try to kiss her like Jimmy kisses girls in Bully
>basically tried to shove my tongue down my mom's throat
>got pushed away
>was given a stern talk about the difference between kissing family and kissing girls

>>150354759
>ain't nothing stopping Jimmy Hopkins!

>>150354073 (OP)
Its a bit hazy now but i remember i spent a stint of my childhood 'being a cartoon' In that i made zany noises (looney tunes sound, mostly, loved the show) like cartoon characters and was determined to be fast as fuck like the road runner. Even went "BEEP BEEP" when i ran past other kids in the playground.
I also flirted with a girl i liked doing pepe lepu voice/actions (the mwah mwah mwah' kissing thing) and a bugs bunny voice.

I look back on it with a mix of embarrassment and nostalgia for when i was so young and care free.

I craved dog food in my youth because of Rugrats for literally months. My mom finally threw her hands up and let me eat some. The episode ends with the babies being disgusted too. I dont know why that part didn't register with me.

For a few years my humor was heavily influenced by Homestar Runner which normies don't find funny at all. I kept trying to rework the delivery but that sense of humor only appeals to a certain kind of autist it seems.

https://youtu.be/o6JnMu2SsDo?si=qpM5rEWF4IN_EvLP

At least you'll never fuck up as bad as this kid

>>150354073 (OP)
Ruined my chance with a hot italian chick. Last year I was watching the supers files from the incredibles on youtube. And thought he sounded cool and deep whilst messaging this hot Italian chick I decided to switch to voice recordings but my voice was all nasally from being sick and then I told her I never had gf and she called things off right then and there

https://youtu.be/9Md7bGm62E4?si=mCxzTSM2ZuRVRh9K

My biggest regret is being a big fat teenage faggot and trying to emulate Sasuke/Vegeta in high school. I literally ruined my teen years trying to be an anime. I should win the biggest retard award for life.

>>150355449
You were supposed to exercise and train martial arts faggot

>>150355462
I don't even think being fit can help acting like an angsty anime homosex though I guess it couldn't hurt.

Got incredibly obsessed with Jack Spicer from Xiaolin Showdown. This was something that I thought I had to hide because of another cartoon, Hey Arnold. Maybe because I was embarrassed because I was at that age where girls start liking guys and I didn’t know how to handle it.

I used to draw comics in a lined notebook about Jack Spicer and draw pictures of him all the time with little hearts and such.

Anyways, one day I gained self awareness of how weird this was and burned the notebook at a bonfire with my cousins and told them it was a math notebook.

>>150354073 (OP)
I don't know how embarassing it was, but I'd recall eating a bar of soap because of that scene in The Spongebob Squarepants Movie when he does his daily routine. God, it was that idiotic for a child like me.

>>150355551
I did the same thing because of Ren and Stimpy

>>150354511
this is golden

>>150354073 (OP)
i remember being 4 or 5 and pretended to drown in a bathtub because i saw bugs bunny do it. my mom didnt think it was as funny as i did at the time. sorry mom

>>150354073 (OP)
In show the Canadian Goku VA cartoon show "Being Ian", there's a scene where they show an egg exploding in the microwave as irl stock footage. I was around 9-10 at the time and thought it was a great idea to try that out for myself but for safety I added a ceramic coffee mug on top of the egg to stop the mess from getting everywhere and to keep the egg upright. The egg mug rocket destroyed the entire microwave.

>>150355871
i died at this lol

I love it. Everyone's worried about imitatable violence and this is the shit kids are actually doing.

i was mean to younger kids because i didn't want to be made to play with them knowing i'd get less attention, and that my parents would give away some of my toys as they sometimes did to teach me a lesson. so i became possessive of my things and rather bratty

>>150354511
Someone, draw that stupid blue girl doing this.

>>150354511
>leaving cleaning chemicals where a small child can reach them

>>150354759
WTF

>>150354208
i had this exact type of autism too. there is no longer a bone in my body that cares for social expectations or responsibilities. i only wish it happened sooner

I convinced a friend to ride a Radio Flyer wagon down a 150ft hill with me because of Calvin and Hobbes

All I ever did was put a banana peel on my head back in preschool 'cause of Mowgli.

Some of you guys were walking hazards it seems

>>150356807
how did it go?

>>150355871
based scientist

>>150354073 (OP)
I wrapped one of my dad's belt around my neck because I thought Yugi Muto looked cool as fuck as a little kid.

l burnt my hand on a stove once because spongebob did it in the nightshift episode. he fucking recoiled in pain but for some reason I still did it. I think i might be retarded.

>>150355367
>>150358194
You two would’ve shot yourselves in the face after seeing Looney Tunes if you found guns.

Threads like this is why /co/ is considered the dumbest board.

>>150355449
>Anon fights his bully
>Anon goes "super saiyan" by yelling as loud as he can
>he shits himself

>>150355367
You have no idea what you're talking about, normies LOVE Homestar Runner and won't shut up about it.

>>150355494
That's actually quite a very good thread idea what you did with Jack Spicer from Xiaolin Showdown when you were younger, as In people discussing and trying to remember the Fanfiction and DeviantART tier stuff they did of a /co/, /v/ and /a/ related media before they even discovered (and had an account on) Fanfiction, DeviantART, 4chan, much of the internet and the internet in general, even if the stuff they did is now long lost to time.

>>150354208
>i need a bully
KEK

>>150359564
WTF are you legitimately autistic? This reads like an autistic person wrote it.

>>150359641
It's a idea for a Thread, discussing and making you remember the "so called" Autistic-like things you did with a peice of media when you were younger like long before you even discovered that "cringe" side of the internet had an account on a website or even the internet itself if you're an oldfag.

>>150357715
I AM NOT A BASED, NOR A MAD SCIENTIST! I'M ANGRY! I AM THE ANGRY SCIENTIST!!!

>>150354511
KEK

>mfw this whole thread
its been a while since we had one of these

>>150359438
it is also the only place you could find shit like this.

If you want stupid stuff that fucked generation.
Search for these classic and look into Degenerate websites for "Commissioned" art

>The BarberChair
>the Practical Pig
>Baby bottleneck
>Dog Laundery

>>150355494
lmao

>>150354073 (OP)
When I was 8, I wanted to watch Invader Zim but instead Super Duper Sumos was on and I pissed myself laughing at the FAT and FUNNY sumos eating tons of junk food, rolling into balls, smashing their butts, destroying stuff, ETC.
I then thought it would be a good idea to try and become a superhero using that as reference, so I brought over a few friends and we proceeded to eat a unhealthy amount of junk food, destroy the house, molest my sister and of course do the infamous butt smash. Nothing happened and we were disappointed.
Suddenly my parents walked in and saw we were smashing our ASSES together and they punished me for a day
Here I am now, with Type 2 diabetes and regret for not watching Zim instead of being an all powerful superhero. I was not a smart child.

>>150358055
did you nearly choke yourself?

>>150360326
>molest my sister
as in annoy or as in diddle

>>150360326
yikes

>>150354073 (OP)
Shockingly the only thing I can remember like this was shortly after Jimmy Neutron came out being in the locker room when I thought I was alone and saying "SHE BLINDED ME WITH SCIENCE" because the movie briefly used that song in it, and turning around to see a girl staring at me like I was a fucking retard. This was 4th grade and I only stayed at that school for a single year so it really didn't matter much though.

I technically did the "Naruto run" but it was years before Naruto aired and I picked it up from actually old ninja movies I'd watch with my dad. I realized it was retarded by the time I was like 8 which was still well before the show came out. Those high school kids had no excuse.

>>150360326
Jesus H. Christ… Nickelodeon really wanted kids to know diabetes would make them superheroes

>>150355871
>Anon destroys his microwave

>>150354511
Vendetta would never do such a horrifying thing or maybe she would

>>150360806
Kek

>>150359799
Calm down, Gangrene. Go mutate a tomato or three, that always cheers you up.

>>150360806
She would if it destroys Charlotte.

>>150359799
(clenches teeth) HOW ABOUT YOU GET ME SHEEP FOR OUR SHEEP POWERED CANNON!

>>150358403
kek

>>150354208
is bro the real life timmy?

>>150354073 (OP)
I also wanted to do that after seeing flood gags in cartoons but I knew it wouldnt work.

Otherwise I adapted putting jam on my pancakes and rolling them up (not the American ones) to eat them with my filthy hands as a kid because of a comic.
I started to groan like Marge Simpson as a kid, but didnt even intentionally do it.
When I got hit on by a girl and tried to make me say I love her, I was confused and dumb, so I replied with a newspaper comic punchline, where the same conversation happened. 25 years later I still cringe. Could have seen her naked goddamnit.

>>150354332
You didn't see Dora, you saw a demon

>>150359567
An incel was born.

>Be 6 or 7ish
>Watching EEnE
>See Eddy spray what looked like cologne in his mouth
>Didn't know breath freshening sprays were a thing
>Want to look cool like Eddy
>Grab my Dad's 20-something year old expired cologne from the back of the bathroom cabinet.
>Spray into mouth
>Tastes like a concentration of 10,000 fire ants
>Face starts tingling, mouth goes numb, I cant stop crying/salivating
>Mom has to rush me to ER
Probably the dumbest shit I've ever done. Ignore circle in pic im too lazy to get my own screencap

>>150363458
Speaking of, who didnt spray whipped cream directly into one's mouth because a cartoon did it?

I once threw a towel at my mom's face because I saw that on tv, and then I started laughing (although admittedly, It might have been forced laughter), and the my mom whooped my ass.

>>150360476
It bugs the piss out of me that the ninja run is called the Naruto run now, it's been in media for ages and you can even see it in other media that was popular IN THE WEST before Naruto got big here.

I remember seeing the dad in this say he got a long tongue by sticking his own on a metal pole when it was cold out stretching it out, and thought that was the coolest thing ever.
Ended up sticking my tongue in my freezer for a minute or so and getting it caught, and then getting scared when it wasn't stretching, ultimately ripping a bit of my tongue off when I yanked my head backwards (leaving a worryingly noticeable blood stain).

>>150364304
Name an example. Sure you mean THE Naruto run? Cause its very specific and looks idiotic.

>>150364780
Literally Sonic the Hedgehog anon.

>>150364333
lmao
at least you did not follow willy’s path

>>150364241
eh, i see that happen in live action a lot, that's not necessarily cartoonish

>>150364241
No but I once ate an entire can of whipped cream out of boredom. I'm not even overweight, I don't know what came over me. Got crazy diarrhea from it, would not recommend.

>>150355494
Me too anon but with Terra fron teen Titans pretty much until I got my girlfriend

>>150354511
What were you expecting? Shub Niggurath?

>>150354073 (OP)
Did the Sonic run for about a year back in middle school. It gets brought up sometimes as a "Naruto run" but I have to clarify that I didn't really like Naruto and that it was Sonic running.
Still not really sure which of the two options are more cringe.

>>150356807
For me, ours was bent inward in the front from people whacking the handle down too hard too often, so eventually I realized that bending it down far enough lets you steer it while riding it, so I bent it further down and rode it down little hills. We lived near a HUGE hill; I was smart enough to know we'd need some kind of brake, but never got around to adding one or making one.

>>150364304
Ninja run is for faggots.
T1000 run is the way to go.
I did that shit for years when I was a kid cuz I thought it would legit make me run faster.

>>150360326
kek

>>150358403
Probably, yeah

I don't remember this happening I was so young but my mom told me we approached a street crossing with traffic in it and instead of waiting I ran right out into it. I don't know if the cars stopped or my mom caught me or what but when I was back with her I said "don't worry mom, I have super powers!"
I also rode my tiny little kid plastic tricycle down a flight of stairs around that same time. but that was just to see what would happen, I didn't attribute that to having super powers.

When I was in elementary school I assembled a crack team of demolitionists, engineers and anthropologists to go on an expedition to find the lost city of atlantis just because I thought it would be cool.

Once I was watching James Bond Junior and to this very day I believe one of the characters said, "What the hell are you doing here?" to another. My mom was mopping by the front door so I ran to the entryway and repeated the exact same line to her and got scolded for cursing, my only defense being, "But they said it on James Bond Junior!"
Around age 7 I was home alone doing something with glue on the kitchen table and got a little dob of it on the wood surface. I thought it was ruined so to cover it up I colored a bit of paper with brown crayon, cut it out, and stuck it right on there as if that would hide it. The next day I noticed it was gone and I never even heard anything about it, I suppose it probably peeled right off.
>>150364845
Kek I used to run like Sonic but I specifically remember my mom and brother taking me outside and teaching me how to run normally and pump my arms. I'm thankful they at least made me that much less retarded.

>>150364304
I used to call it the Sonic Run as a kid desu.

>>150364780
>Cause its very specific and looks idiotic.
It's literally just the ninja run from old ninja movies. Naruto is (or at least was supposed to be) about ninjas anon.

>>150358403
I was really into Superman as a kid so I had to try it, I went into my sisters room, opened the window and got ready to jump, with the cozy coupe at the bottom of the concrete patio to break my fall should something go wrong. The window had a safety lock so I gave up and played with my power rangers.
Not even 6 and mother nature was already trying to remove me from the gene pool.

>>150368236
>that story
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZfW9HotOofE

>>150368712
r.i.p anon

My sister had a psycho obsessed crush on trent from tdi when she was 5 and spent all of our printer ink, repeatedly, printing pictures of him from google and the cnn site. If other characters were in the pic she would cross them out. My mom jokingly told her trent was coming to her bday and when he didnt show up she cried then was very pissed off her whole day with family visiting. Until the presents.

>>150355494
I can't tell if you're supposed to be gay or a chick, or a lesbian with a straight crush?

>>150354073 (OP)
I still blame this guy for the asswhuppin I got from my mom.

When Casey Jones hit him with a cricket bat and ran away, he yelled, "DAAAAAAMMN!" Since I didn't know what word meant, I thought it was funny and repeated it. Aaaand since my mom never heard of carefully explaining why I shouldn't say a word I didn't know was bad, she immediately took a belt to my ass.

>>150364241
My nieces watched A Goofy Movie and had a short obsession with spray cheese.

>>150370704
Exactly why women shouldn't be the primary disciplinarian in families. They do it based off of emotion.

>>150370404
I am a chick, sorry to disappoint
I had just gotten out of "boys are gross" stage

>>150354073 (OP)
As a kid, I physically acted out Tom and Jerry episodes with my sister as we watched them. I was always Jerry, she was always Tom.
>>150370846
On that note, both Tom and Jerry and Wallace and Gromit convinced me that cheese was always associated with "good" characters, therefore eating cheese would make me a really good person. Did it work?

I remember trying to "knock myself out" when I was around 7 after seeing characters get incapacitated and rendered unconscious with no lasting consequences in action shows. I guess I thought it was just like a cheat code to make yourself instantly fall asleep and was curious about whether it actually worked or not. anyway, my mom walked into my bedroom shortly after putting me to bed and found me repeatedly ramming my head against my wooden bed frame, I was kind of being a pussy about it though and not going full strength. I realized how retarded I was being when she made me explain it to my dad lmao.

>>150354466
pretty sure I wanted to try this at some point but couldn't find a long enough straw

>>150354073 (OP)
I think the impulse to flood your bathroom is fairly common, I never did it because I watched of my friends in kindergarten or grade 1 backup a school toilet and somehow create a biblical level deluge, we both got in a lot of shit (not literally) for that so it wasn't something I wanted to try on my own.

>>150354073 (OP)
I remember watching the GI Joe movie, the one where Cobra Commander turns into a snake, and seeing one of the characters holding a knife and running it over his finger. I think he even hurts himself and you see him flinch presumably because he cut himself.

For some fucking reason, I immediately bolted up and ran to the kitchen, grabbed a knife and started running back upstairs to try that. My parents instantly noticed and chased me and I tried to hide it in my underwear drawer.

I have no idea what I expected to accomplish, but looking back on the experience, it makes me very suspicious of any adults telling me or anyone else that children are more intelligent and more wise about themselves and their own well-being than we think. Kids are fucking stupid. Their brains are uneven and full of strange and unexpected gaps in reasoning and understanding. It's not a bad thing. That's just growing up and it's why kids need to be taught to know better about many things, and also taught how to think and how to reason... But left to their own devices, a lot of kids would absolutely do some dumb, dangerous shit.

>Move to new city with mom and two brothers
>meet slightly older kid that lives one house over
>he loves x-men and action figures and video games too
>instantly becomes friends with all of us
>one day we decide we all want to be tough fighter guys like the X-Men and Power Rangers
>Older kid comes up with the great idea that we need to learn how to deal with pain
>we're all still so young that nearly any kind of pain makes us start crying reflexively
>we start taking turns punching and kicking each other, crying, and then getting coached and calmed through the pain by everyone not being punched and kicked
>This somehow works
>All of us are eventually able to take a hit without bursting into tears and now we don't know what to do
>get bored of that game and go back to playing action figures
We were really weird kids.

>>150372238
I unironically did this too except for me it was trying to choke myself after seeing cartoon characters get choked

>>150354208
>I needed a bully
>Needless to say I wasn't very popular and was made fun of a lot
Sounds like you got your wish.

>>150372488
I thought this was a screenshot of the show at first but upon closer inspection it's clearly not. kek, why would someone make this?

>>150372567
Isn't this from the film, but with Squidward shooped in?

>>150372581
looks like squid's been traced by hand

Once my sister asked me to get her a glass of water but I didn't want to so I "fainted" like I've seen in some cartoon.
I fell straight back on the floor and either hit my head or it really looked like I did because I remember my mom getting really concerned and angrily asking me why I did that.

>>150354511
I can't imagine what you would've done if you tried to make your own rowdy ruff boys

>>150354208
bully characters always confused me because of how ubiquitous they were in cartoons. my school didn't have one either, but I just assumed we were supposed to, so I just instinctively hated certain people for no reason other than that they were popular even though they never picked on anyone. fictional tropes probably aren't very healthy for a developing autist's brain.

>>150354466
I mean that's what a snorkel is.

>>150354073 (OP)
I used to set random shit on fire in my sink and microwave forks to watch the arcs.
Still looking for the cartoon I can blame that on.

>>150354511
bro did chemical warfare on himself.

>>150354511
Pls be a girl

>>150372479
This reminds me of a fucked up novel I read years ago, lol. Pic related. Also, did that older kid grow up to become a felon, by any chance? He sounds just like a kid I knew growing up whom everyone hated. He ended up getting caught in a sting operation.

I kicked a hole into the dry wall because of some karate episode or moves of a cartoon. It wasn't SpongeBob, that I know for sure.

My dad smashed and destroyed the TV because and beat my ass because I was watching Sesame Street at 6 and was "too old" for it. He made me clean up the broken TV parts and spent months complaining that it was my fault he had to spend a few hundred dollars to buy a new TV. I was not allowed to watch TV for months until I promised not to watch "baby shit" ever again. With every show I watched, he had a time limit for when I would be too old to watch these shows. Every birthday, I was greeted with not being able to watch some shows ever again, else I get my ass savagely beat again.
To this day, I can't watch cartoons of any kind (or age) without the back of my mind telling me I'm doing something wrong and I'm a horrible person for doing so.

>>150360057
Is it weird that always wish I was autistic enough to have an obsession like this? As it stands I literally just don't care about anything at all anymore. I used to be obsessed with the simpsons, but never to the point of buying any merch outside of DVD sets. There's that reddit lesbian who's obsessed with Randy Marsh. A lot of people think it's just an act for the sake of a joke, but nobody is going to have that amount of merch of literally one character for the sake of a joke unless they're some kind of weeb autist obsessed with hatsune miku or something. There are people who will do things like buy 50 copies of jurassic park on VHS as a joke, but that's a fair bit different because of how obvious of a joke it is.

>>150373303
That's fucked. Your father is a terrible person, maybe worse than mine

>>150373303
What a nigger

>>150354073 (OP)
That thing is a duck.

>>150376181
out of 10!

>>150373303
>My dad smashed and destroyed the TV because and beat my ass because I was watching Sesame Street at 6 and was "too old" for it.
That shit aint happen, Sesame Street is for 6 year olds. If it happened, its because he wanted an excuse to beat you, but the chance of this story being real has got to be like 1%.

>>150354638
NTA but kids have a hard time following an entire stoey, they usually remember some specific episodes without necessarily always understanding how they fit together. At least it was that way for me.

Not me, but obligatory post.

>>150354208
>>150356564
As a kid this type of autism made me make up an imaginary friend named "invisible" because i also couldn't see him and i felt like i needed an imaginary friend.

>>150354073 (OP)
I once tried to trip my mom because i saw it in Fairly Odd Parents

>>150360057
People see a list of mental illnesses and think it's weird but chances are if you have one you'll have like 2 more. it's comorbidity bullshit and honestly makes sense when you realize how difficult it'd be to fuck just one thing up in the brain without also fucking other parts of it up as well. I don't think i'll ever meet anyone with OCD who doesn't also have anxiety and depression, or someone with PTSD who doesn't also end up with depression.

>>150364845
They copied Naruto for Generations. Classic Sonic clenches his fists close to his body.

>>150376479
OCD is an anxiety disorder so having it means having anxiety yeah. But yeah I've been diagnosed with that and depression.

>>150376611
no? sonic cd came out almost a decade before naruto got an anime adaptation, and the advance games all had sonic running like this before naruto was a hit in the west.
i was also someone who ran like this and most of the kids in my school in the late 2000s called it running like sonic

>>150376847
Ok. I dont give a shit anyway. Run like this IRL in any context and you're retarded.

>>150354073 (OP)
When I was in elementary school I was close friends with a girl in my class. She was the type of girl who had a big trapper keeper that was covered in rainbow stickers and a horse backpack. Her family was pretty poor and she smelled like cigarettes and ham but she was also funny and liked pokemon so I didn't care that my friends laughed at me for talking with her.
One day we got into an argument because she said that Kim Possible was better than Danny Phantom. For some reason this enraged my 8 year old self so much that I told her that I only talked to her because my Mom made me and then I told her she smelled bad.
She started crying and we never spoke again. I still feel bad about it. She was nice and didn't deserve that.

>>150376984
autist

>>150376984
kek

>Be me
>6-7 years old
>watches old classical cartoons
>sees character get their clothes snagged and suspended by their clothes
>Goes toilet pretend to bath
>sees a mop
>hook my underwear to the mop's tip and give myself hanging wedgie.
>not enough I was holding a sink, in cartoon they were fully suspened not holding anything.
>scared but done it released hand from sink letting myself fully suspened only by underwear.
>it rips and falls directly on my head.
>got scared remove evidance throwing my badly ripped underwear in the trash.
>mom picked it up later. her and my father comfronted me about it.
>lies
>me and my friend at school did this while playing
>thinking I was turning Gay.
>Next day my father talked to princable. about this
>they picked me and went to entire school class by class to tell who bullied me.
>too far into this to tell the truth
>had to blame two inncoent (those two at the back)
>they get yelled at and about to get punished.
>they ofc denied it. but nobody belived them.
>I jumped defending them saying we were just playing...
>they left with only warning.

Reading this thread, am I the only guy who wasn't a retard as a kid?
Can you dumbfucks tell me what countries you're from? I'm curious which nations raise such retarded children.

>>150376895
>Get proven wrong
>"Uh I actually don't care"
Hate people like this, go fuck yourself

>>150376895
Haha, this motherfucker chose to have an autist competition with Sonic fans and got BTFO

>>150354073 (OP)
I’m not entirely sure if I’m remembering the episode correctly, but in the episode (pic related?) of Billy and Mandy where Billy develops a stand there’s a scene where he’s in his bathroom taking a plunger to his face in an attempt to get the ghost out , while yelling something like “get out of my head!”
Well, I guess it must’ve made an impression on me because when I was in the bathroom sometime later I took our plunger and placed it on my face and started “plunging” while shouting GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!
Luckily, nobody heard somehow so I was saved that embarrassment.

>>150358194
Plunger guy here, I also did this. I forgot about it, until you reminded me. Man, that must’ve been 22 years ago at this point? I believe the episode you’re referring to is when Patrick started copying everything Sponge does because he thinks he’ll win an award.

can't remember which episode or series of scooby-doo this was in, maybe What's New, but there was a joke where shaggy said that he and scooby ate so fast because they just inhaled their food. no clue why i thought that made any sense but i tried doing this myself and just choked and threw up lmao

>>150354073 (OP)
That one time Grim stuck his finger in a pencil sharpener and turned his finger into a pencil gave me a bad idea in 2nd grade.

>>150365290
Hey anon, show us that image on the next page pls it seems really interesting haha

>>150365290
No. Y'golonac

>>150354073 (OP)
I stuck a bubble wand in my mouth. Shit burned so bad, I spat it out immediately. To describe the taste, just taste potato vodka.

>>150373213
>Also, did that older kid grow up to become a felon, by any chance?
No idea. We moved away a couple years later and lost contact with him.

I pretended to be a cat for like a year when I was about four because I liked Garfield so much.

>>150376434
Brat.

I still hold my breath and make a wish through tunnels because of How I Spent my Vacation.
Spielberg has nearly gotten me killed like 4x.

>>150373303
Please tell me you punched him in the face when you grew up at least once. "People" like this should suffer from physical pain for being faggots.

>>150373303
FUCK THAT PSYCHO MAN!

>>150378694
lol

Bump

Kinda /co/ related.
I used to Naruto run (except I was a huge Sonic fan, and thought of it as a Sonic run) up to my mid teens, even doing it on a public beach. In hindsight, I cringe.
But I my defence, it's the coolest and most fun way to run.

>>150381069
kek

>>150381069
scarier than anything her “girlfriend” could make

>>150373032
kek

>>150378694
BAD KITTY!

Why are you guys such kids, You're grown up now. Act like it!

After school, me and the older kids would chill in the gym till our parents picks us up. And we used to play Xiaolin Showdown and this older kid would always bring some shit at his house as the Shen Gon Wu… this fucking bastard brought his Mom’s vibrator as the Shin Gong Wu okay, back then we didn’t know what it was. And we did the whole “I CHALLENGE YOU TO XIAOLIN SHOWDOWN!” Thing

Our teacher fucking screamed out her lungs and she passed out, the fucking gym teacher called our parents

>>150384781
>this fucking bastard brought his mom's vibrator
how do you know it wasn't his? did his mom show up later and yell at him for stealing it

>>150384814
He probably grabbed it as his mom’s bedroom and didn’t think about it and his mom was embarrassed probably.

>>150356285
Turner should write this down in his notes, they’ll then cancel 100x more shows

>>150384781
Nowadays instead of screaming, the teacher would just molest all of you at once in an orgy.

I saw superheroes and wear bedsheets as capes. But it was make believe and I did it with my friends indoors.

>>150384859
I heard his mom doesn't actually have a pussy though, it's just smooth like Barbie
so it'd make more sense if it was his vibrator that he shoved up his ass every night before bed

>>150384533
I don't want to grow up. I'm a Toys R Us kid.

This sure is a thread that I stumble upon.

>>150377752
>>150377728
I literally didnt bother to google that shit and just asked a question >>150364780 instead of claiming I'm right. You fucking Americunts, no wonder you fuck everything up, you turn a fucking simple question into something that never happened. Fucking Xitter mindset.

Thank god y'all kill each other soon.

>>150388793
I'm not even American. You're an extremely juvenile person whatever country you're from.

>>150389005
You don't fucking talk to me like that.

>>150384781
heh

>>150384781
I'm crying laughing at this. Thank you anon.

>>150389877
Who do you think you are faggot

>>150354073 (OP)
Toilet humors are disgusting

>>150392741
Yes Man.

>>150377874
R.I.P Anon’s Finger

>>150381069
Topkek, this is exactly how I remembered it!

>>150384781
This is hilarious

>>150384781
Someone draws this in the style of the show

>>150384781
This feels like something you would find on one of those channels that read greentexts
Not necessarily a bad thing tho, cuz this is hilarious

>>150384781
>>150394209
2nd

>>150394209
Yes

>>150384781
>>150394209
might be worth asking in the general drawthread

>>150384781
>>150394209
>>150394664
3rd

>>150376984
You should feel bad. Kim Possible is objectively better than Danny Phantom.

>>150377845
no it was the nightshift episode where spongebob goes "OOOOWWW I BURNT MY HAND!!! at night *wink*"

>>150360326
Imagine using the Stupid Dupid Sumos of all things as a guide on becoming a superhero

>>150377865
I don’t think you watched Scooby-Doo, you watched Scooby-DOOM

>>150354511
>Anon makes a fiend

>be me
>see first airing of "Helga on the Couch"
>cry because my family life is just as fucked up
>go to therapy

>>150354073 (OP)
I used to clog toilets on purpose because I wanted to use the plunger.

>>150355367
Homestar runner was very popular with a general internet audience. Most humor.just doesnt translate into real life references or quotes very well with the exception being teen girl squad

>>150393909
I tried to do this too but couldnt find one with a big enough hole

>>150384781
>Anons re-enact Xiaolin Showdown with a dildo

>>150396500
kek

bump

>>150376984
Oh look, Tardy McTardFace lost his girlfriend because of Danny Phantom
(still better than shooting your coworkers and then yourself over it)

>>150362241
Probably

>>150396983
Ow! My most of me!

This thread makes me glad I can't remember doing anything embarrassing because of cartoons

bump

>>150400789
OW MY ARM OR SOMETHING!

So all you motherfucklers are the reason you can't do anything in cartoons now

>>150354073 (OP)
Anyone remember that kid who committed suicide while yelling “CHARIZARD!”
That got Pokemon banned in a entire country

When i was a little girl i wanted stitch or sparky as a pet so badly. I brought a big empty pretzel rod jar all the way into magic kingdom into stitchs great escape because for some reason i pictured him as the same size as my little shit dog instead of a 5 yo girl like me or lilo. I didnt get to steal or catch him. I cried like a mf and fought w my parents. I did meet and greet lilo and stitch tho and it made it better.

>>150401869
Nah thats because helitard parents

>>150402311
Did the kid also have a seizure?

>>150384781
This is great

Built and keep building multiple crazy detailed and huge life size husbando plushies despite having a painful crippling injury that acts up more during activity and one eye that is legally blind

>>150399996
kek

Stayed in bed under the covers too hot and having to piss for hours, scared after watching some (halloween?) Fosters ep that creeped me out

>>150404265
Show one

Feeling better realizing that i was much smarter than my trashy, bitchy, female black bully when she said outloud in class that she thought platypusses were blue like on phineas and ferb

>>150405510
gigakek

>>150405510
Gold

>>150405510
I also had a recurring thing of being bullied by black girls growing up.

>>150405510
They're already fake sounding enough. I could understand why a dumb kid would think they're actually blue.

bump

Terrifying thread...

>be me 7 in 2012
>south park releases the butter's creamy goo episode
>be at 2nd grade lunch time
>drinking milk and eating school slop
>principal walks by me and greets me
>smack my lips and say "this is cum" as i drink the milk not knowing what that means just repeating shit I heard from the TV to be funny
>he just looks at me with a concerned face and eventually my parents have to have a meeting with social workers and I explain I learned it via south park
>can't watch South Park ever again according to my parents
>still watched it

>>150354073 (OP)
When i was 11 I put ketchup packets under a toilet seat at school after reading about it as a prank in a captain underpants book but I don’t think they popped

>>150408042
It really explains why this board is the way it is.

>loved Ed Edd n Eddy as a kid
>used to go around yelling my favorite Ed quotes, especially BUTTERED TOAST
>dad was 41 when he had me (explains the autism) so he's already a jaded old man
>pulls me aside in a store or some shit one day
>"now son I know you like those kid cartoons but most people haven't seen that show so they don't get the joke. you just sound retarded."
>never have fun in public again, making my other autist friends self-conscious in the process

Am I the only one who thinks this thread is a data mining psyop for someone to use as evidence that cartoons need to be further censored, and that they have more influence on child development than they actually do?

>>150363458
I remember doing a similar thing but even worse and not because of any show I watched. For some retarded reason I sprayed body spray directly on my dick and suffered the most diabolical stinging/burning sensation I've ever felt in my life inside my pisshole for nearly a week, It was fucking torture taking a piss too during the time as well.. NEVER tried that shit again since. I didn't tell my parent's either but they did question why I was walking oddly for that week. I'd rather get kicked in the nuts than endure that again.

>>150408411
There are people that are retarded as some of the anons in this thread, disturbing I know.

>>150408395
Lmao i used to yell DORKS at strangers because of ed edd n eddy. Mom and grandma hated it and it almost made us fight another family at the zoo.

>>150408411
Someone here admitting to basically making mustard gas as a kid, maybe it's for the better LOL

>>150395638
No.

>>150388793
Insecure little hypocrite.
>Verification is not required.

>>150408411
>and that's why I believe cartoons are dangerous to our children
>and what sources do you have to back up these claims?
>uh, here are some posts by anonymous retards on 4chan
I know everybody is paranoid these days Anon, but come on now.

>>150354759
Ba/ss/ed anon.

>>150408649
elaborate on the last part

>>150371174
I hate how much this resonated with me

>>150373309
I kind of get this.
All of my obsessions are too spread out among different things and I've thought to myself before that I wish I could just have one useful hyperfixation instead of a ton of smaller useless ones.

>>150376339
For me it was more of a mindset of "This character screwed it up, but I won't" Dexter's Lab and Hey Arnold made me want to spy on my sister's slumber party to see girls in their "natural habitat." I screwed it up

>>150373309
I guess I'm kind of wrong about this since I've never seen any Sing merchandise or anything, but when I was a kid, I lived and breathed Thomas the Tank Engine and I was able to express that through the many many toys and the many many VHS that came out. Not only that, but there were sheets and blankets, shirts, hats, Day Out with Thomas events, TV airings through Shining Time Station, plates, cups and lots of stuff. If that was your obsession you were well-fed. I also loved Donkey Kong Country just as much, but merch for that was less than a fraction of the stuff that a series like Thomas got. There were the games and then a couple of plushes I could win at an amusement park, but only DK and Diddy, no Dixie or K. Rool (Though I did find Cranky and Funky ones), a kids book adaptation, a loose TV adaptation, and maybe a shirt you could get by sending a card to Nintendo Power, but that's really all I can think of that was out there at the time, so there was no good way to show off my Donkey Kong autism.

This is gonna be cringe as fuck and I guess it counts as being "morally" fucked up since I was convinced it would work, but whatever
>1st grade, I come home from school. We were let go early without warning, so nobody was there to pick me up
>some faggot I don't even know, much older than me, decides it's hilarious to pick on a child, following me all the way and mocking me for wearing glasses
>come home, positively fuming and angry
>fill the bathtub with water and various shit like razor blades, etc
>try to recreate the ritual from the show in order to curse him, using a piece of paper from a notebook as a scroll
Yeah, I was a dumb child. Fuck that retard. Hope he died anyway with or without the "curse".

For me, it was the Pepper Spray episode of Chowder. 2 days after I watched that episode, I was in my sister's bedroom snooping on some of her stuff, until I saw a pepper spray on her cabinet. I decided to experiment it by sniffing it first and it smelled like hell incarnate. Then I decided to spray it on some ants outside. After getting some on my hands, i decided to wash it off with some soap, but my eye felt itchy so I decided to rub it off and minutes later, my eyes felt like hot and watery all because of that pepper spray. I never fucked with pepper sprays ever since.

not /co/ but my brother played a lot of assassins creed when i was younger so i pretended to be Ezio sometimes. I was in line, behind this girl at school and grabbed her and pretended to slice her throat with my finger. She immediately stepped out of line and went to bitch to the teacher. my mom had to tell me not to imitate video games.

>>150410884
Reminds me how I used to pretend preform video game takedowns on my cousins, literally act like I stabbed them far cry style with a toy knife

>>150411500
>when I pulled a toy pistol on my aunt in front of all my relatives and family friends
Haha...

>>150360476
I never watched Naruto as a kid, but I did the Naruto run in gym class all the time since I thought it made me more aerodynamic. Got most of the other kids in my class to do it too. A shame that such an awesome run has been tainted in such a way.

>>150397019
>anonvisitspreschool.jpg

>>150355492
>homosex
did you already know early? what was your "type"? and man, what a grim combo

>>150372339
>it makes me very suspicious of any adults telling me or anyone else that children are more intelligent and more wise about themselves and their own well-being than we think. Kids are fucking stupid
kids are far smarter than most adults think, and nowhere near as smart as kids think themselves to be

>>150411938
if they're so smart then how come they get run over so easily?

>>150411959
I never said they were fast

>>150408093
I can picture you just saying it so casually. I’m dying

>>150408411
Don't worry—everything will be censored eventually, regardless of whether or not this is a data mining psy-op.

>>150408395
I love looking back on moments like this and realizing it was just your parents projecting their own insecurity onto you to the point that they won't let a kid act like a kid. People expect kids to be weird and loud and say things that don't make any fucking sense. The only people who don't are other uptight boomers, and nobody should care what they think.

A thought that occurs to me more and more as I age is that I was WAY too easy on my parents, lmao. I did everything they asked and it really only fucked me up.

>>150408395
Yelling “buttered toast” the way Ed does would definitely make you seem retarded.
I like how he gave you a very reasonable explanation and then ends it with “you sound retarded.”

>>150396913
I had the same issue too, but I successfully convinced myself that my scenario was different because all the genders were inverted (i.e. male golden child/scapegoat, loud, abusive mom, submissive alcoholic dad, etc.)

when i was in school i used to call a teacher icky and evil because her name was Vicky

>>150376225
>angry, uneducated, abusive parents cannot possibly exist!
There are literally still doors and windows in my parents' house that are broken because of my dad's chimp-outs when I was a kid. Boomers with lead poisoning were fucking animals. The biggest acts of violence were usally over something stupid because they were already in a bad mood, and needed the excuse to break something, or hurt you to let their aggression out.

>>150411938
It's a very uneven kind of intelligence. They can intuit a lot of things, but not everything, and the younger they are, the fewer things they can naturally intuit and reason out on their own.

>>150354073 (OP)
not mine but my favourite one of these retarded kids things they got from tv.

>>150408229
Probably one of the more normal things on here

>>150355056
base autist i still do this btw

>>150354511
>mfw I'm anon's age
>mfw I couldn't get my balloon powered office paper satellite onto orbit.
>mfw I googled how to build a nuke to drop into an asteroid.
>mfw I couldn't skim through enough hardware store guides to get a blueprint of my personal Jurassic Park.
>mfw Anon nearly gassed himself and his mom before I even thought of any of that.

I'm actually kind of jealous.

>>150405510
>female
>black
>bully
She liked you Anon. Women only bully boys they like to get your attention

>>150412504
kek

>>150413482
Bad life lesson.

>>150355449
>One time I hear shrieking in the alley.
>It sounds like a child getting raped.
>I run to check wtf is going on.
>It's two kids building up a Kamehameha.

>>150414278
>>It sounds like a child getting raped.
Bet you were disappointed

>>150373213
Is that the one where the nurse gives blowjobs to the two boys?

>>150413482
I am also a chick, she liked nobody and nobody liked her. She didnt keep friends for longer than a month and busted a guys lip at lunch with a zipper for little or no reason.

Started taking care of and donating food and water to ants because of bugs life and especially ant bully

>>150369986
i was also obsessed with trent when tdi aired, to the point i self-inserted as gwen and convinced myself the entire story was about them. when my friend at school told me trent got eliminated, i kept denying it and believed heather would be out instead until i saw the episode for myself.

then when he got eliminated super early in TDA i was mad at gwen for breaking up with him and didn't watch the show again until like halfway through TDWT

>>150369986
>>150415304
This is really cute I dunno why.

>>150354073 (OP)
I have a retarded cousin who, back in 2014, used to watch Nick's Breadwinners, and she thought ducks ate only bread, so almost every day she feeds our pet duck bread when he's hungry. If the duck doesn't want to eat, she forces it anyways, without realizing that bread causes oxygen deprivation and malnutrition. This ended up poisoning our poor duck to the point of death due to poor care thanks to this idiot. We haven't spoken in decades.

>>150415703
>Nick's Breadwinners
Did she ever realize her mistake?
Did you tell her?

>>150364333
Bro thought he was in A Christmas Story

This thread is making me feel really smart right now.

As a kid, I watched this insanely obscure Fox Kids series, Bad Dog and used it as an example to get away with things. I once knocked down and broke a vase in front of my parents, they scolded me and I pretended to die. They were still pissed and I learned that you can’t get yourself out of problems by laying motionless for a while.

>>150355494
pretty cute

>>150414443
racist

>>150416749
Nah, i had 2 super cool black friends... this girl was something else. They had to remove her in the middle of the year around the time she hurt the guy because literally everyone's kid was angry/scared/bullied or lightly to moderately injured. Public school is so ugly, never put a child in it.

>>150416393
It's okay Anon, you're a good anon.

>>150414919
wholesome

>>150377514
the second half of this story reminds me of something similar that happened to me
>be me, like, 12
>obsessed with the nbc peacock (i was a logo kid, don't make fun)
>one day on google images, i see a picture of the peacock kissing someone's ass (i wanted to find it to add to this post but i don't even know where to start looking, nbc's streaming service being called peacock does not help at all)
>idea
>later that night when my late father is tucking my little brother into bed, i say "bend over"
>you can probably guess what i was intending to do
>dad asks me where i heard that
>i panic and say it was a bully at my school
>bear in mind, up to that point, i had never been bullied ever, even though i was prime bullying material
>my parents go to the school and tell them i'm being bullied
>i get asked who the bully is
>my lie immediately unravels as i can't bring myself to pin the blame on anyone
i don't remember if i was punished afterwards, the ending's kind of a blur

>>150408229
This, but hitting them with hammers a la Bart Simpson.

>>150373130
Yeah.if you can't figure out a snorkel, you deserve to drown.

>Lloyd in space had an episode where he started getting even with his sister
>he poured her favorite cereal down their sink
>I think this is how you're supposed to get rid of cereal if you don't want it. tired of my mom only buying cheerios when I want reese's puffs, so i pour them down the drain
>only realize years later that probably implied a garbage disposal ... which we didn't have
>my dad's pissed at me when the sink's clogged with cheerios

>ITT
Anon. Don't ever do that again.

>>150416393
i pity your neighbor if he had a cat.

>>150377713
Yours.
Idk where you're from but it's yours.

>>150354208
>>150356564
>>150376430
i had this phase as a kid in second and third grade but only because my childhood sucked ass with parents who wouldn't let me do anything fun (even PG-13 capeshit and Tony Hawk games were out of the question), no kids on my street to play with, assigned seating at lunch ensuring i never got to socialize with my classmates in a normal way, and my dad kept half-jokingly calling me a wimp because i wasn't getting beaten up by bullies like he was as a kid

>>150389877
>FUCKING CUNT I HOPE YOU ALL NUKE EACH OTHER
>WATCH YOUR TONE WITH ME
Shut up fag.

>>150376430
i feel you. i blame my single mother because she'd routinely ask me questions about having an imaginary friend so id just ramble about him living on the moon, and other fun stuff because I felt expected to give a good story to appease my mother and live by her standards.
i don't fully remember but i do believe this story when my mom said i was complaining to her about a bully at daycare named Jack, and when my mom finally confronted daycare staff about this kid harassing me they said they never had a kid named Jack there. Jack just so happened to be my imagery friends name, which i was obsessed with naming everything, so i get it, im retarded

>>150354208
Well anon, it seemed like you ended up getting what you wished for.

>>150354208
This isn't /co/ but one kid at my school looked exactly like Giant from Doraemon so I always avoided him thinking he was a bad guy. Turns out he was actually the sweetest guy on Earth and a nerd like me so we ended up being best friends.

Magic Bus wasn't that popular where I live and when a classmate did a witty remark or a joke I would say his name like they did say "Carlos!" in the show but since he didn't get the reference he looked at me annoyed and just answered with an agressive "What?". I swear autism is a curse.

>>150376611
I used to do this but inspired by Inuyasha instead

>>150411938
Kids might seem "smarter" because their brains haven't been burnt out on life yet—they fully engage with every thought or stimuli that comes their way. To adults who long ago learned to squelch out distracting or erroneous input, this can seem like a prodigious level of acuity or cognition, when all it is is a curious brain running, uninterrupted for more than 5 seconds.

>>150354759
>>150421120
>be in 6th grade when (first) beavis and butthead revival comes out
>teacher steps out for a few minutes one day
>pull shirt over my head and walk around with my hands in the air saying "I NEED TP FOR MY BUNGHOLE"
>nobody gets the reference and mocks me relentlessly

>>150420476
Your dad was right, you sound like a wimp.

>>150412241
>It's a very uneven kind of intelligence
It's actually the opposite. It's extremely even. Adults don't realize how much they prioritize their thoughts and analysis about certain things, while kids are just analyzing everything, constantly. The problem is that they're just dumb kids, so their efforts don't seem impressive compared to the specialized knowledge an adult has built, but they also notice and engage with things adults specifically train themselves not to think about, so it gives the illusion of some "enhanced" cognition, when all they did was pursue a random thought for longer than an adult would have.

>>150354073 (OP)
At lunch one day in high school I slipped on a banana peel just likemout of the cartoons. I wasn't paying attention and stepped on one that some kid dropped and it legit made me slip and fall on my back. Felt retarded but not as retarded as most of you guys holy shit. At least mine was an accident.

>>150421285
So what you're saying is that your story is irrelevant to the thread? Then why did you post it? Seems like YOU'RE the retarded one, anon.

>>150421280
I don't know why you think analyzing and intelligence are the same thing. Especially because this whole thread is a display of how that analysis often does not happen until after or during are very stupid set of decisions.

>>150421120
>he didn't get the reference he looked at me annoyed
This just reminded me of being in high school and making a joke with my history teacher that he didn't get. Before class, we had literally just been talking about Johnny Carson. He started the class by laying down some course rubric and telling us a bunch of stuff he expected us to know, so I thought I'd be cheeky and did a Johnny Carson voice and said "Ah... I did NOT know that" in that way Carson did whenever one of his guests told him something interesting. He didn't get the joke and just thought I was being a cocky little shit.

>>150421296
Sorry that I wasn't as mentally retarded as you?

>>150421354
answer their question, anon

>>150421379
Because I felt like it. Get over it pissboy.

>>150421329
>I don't know why you think analyzing and intelligence are the same thing.
I don't. I actually specifically explained how the ability to analyze can simply SEEM like intelligence to an adult who has optimized their brain to only engage with certain input. In fact, you've kind of made a perfect example of this—you're obviously not a total retard because you're capable of using an electronic device to access the internet and can type in full sentences. Yet you construed an opposite meaning from something I explicitly stated because your brain just isn't engaging fully with anything it doesn't deem vital to your daily operations.

Adults get good at analyzing only what pretains to their survival. Kids analyze everything. That doesn't meant they analyze it well, or that they have all the data or even the ability to meaningfully draw a correct conclusion from their analysis. But sometimes they stumble upon something by organically stringing a few thoughts together that an adult never would have bothered with, and it surprises adults because they've simply forgotten how to engage on that unilateral level. Sasuga.

>>150355494
Wyatt you're such a fag dude

>>150408413
Pussy i still spray anti stink spray from time to time and fight through the burn. The fire is cleansing

>>150363458
one afternoon when i was 5, i put dozens of sticky notes of random bullshit all over the neighborhood because of double d

>>150421459
Okay, so you're pulling shit out of your ass and you're now irrationally angry that you said something stupid and someone noticed. Got it.

>>150354073 (OP)
Weird things you actually did? Or messed up you actually did?

>>150408395
i wish i had your dad. mine constantly blurted out quotes from the shows i watched as a toddler and elementary schooler in public, embarrassing the shit out of me, and would get angry and scream at me for "hating fun" whenever i asked him to cut it out. it made me develop an autistic hatred for non-adult cartoons and any sort of vocal impression until my mid 20's

>>150408395
>>"now son I know you like those kid cartoons but most people haven't seen that show so they don't get the joke. you just sound retarded."
Something like this happened to me with the family whatsapp chatgroup when I was 14. I used to send shit like XD, :3 or ^^ and my mom said to me than no one in the family understands what those emoticons mean (I was the youngest in the family at that time). I just wanted to sound cute and friendly...

>>150424329
>with the family whatsapp chatgroup
>when I was 14
you have to be 18 to yadda yadda

>>150424718
I'm 28 years old, dude.

>>150424896
who the fuck had a family whatsapp group in 2011?

>>150354073 (OP)
Here we go. Archie's Weird Mysteries led to me having life long bulimia. It was Jug Heads fault. I would mimic how how he ate food. So like I would eat everything in 1, 2 bites max. Something about nearly chocking myself to death with food then washing it down with a Soda felt like some sort of high to child me and led me down a road of food abuse and becoming a real fat ass which led to me becoming bulimic to get rid of the weight. Got it all back, then I tried exercising, I would relapse, yadda yadda yadda. I'm now a much healthier weight and only do it occasionally, but for the most part I eat healthier, exercise and count calories now. It is what it is I guess.

>>150354073 (OP)
Got in trouble in 2nd grade and had to write an “apology letter” to the teacher. I remembered this random letter from the Spongebob episode “Gary Comes Home” where he draws a fake arrow over his head and writes “Gary, I was a fool”.

To make the apology more “convincing” I drew myself with an arrow through my head the same way. For a year after that, whenever I had to apologize for misbehavior I would write “I’m sorry” on a piece of paper with a drawing of myself, frowning with arrow through my head.

Every time my parents got one they would get a weird look of concern on their face, and eventually they told me to stop drawing that because it “wasn’t appropriate”. I genuinely didn’t know what was wrong with it until now, where my guess is they thought it looked like I wanted to kill myself? I thought the fake “arrow-through-head” thing meaning “fool” was common knowledge from all the cartoon I watched.

>>150354073 (OP)
>watch Fairly Oddparents
>one episode Timmy gets a stuffed animal
>he hugs it and then immediately says “Ehhh, I don’t want it”
>four year old me found this hilarious
>go on beach trip
>find the coolest seashell ever
>go up to my parents
>copy Timmy by hugging the seashell, then throwing it and saying I don’t want it
>immediately after throwing it, a seagull swoops down, takes it and flies away
>cry unstoppably, parents try to console me by saying the seagull though it was a french fry

>>150354511
>be a year older than you
>doodle vendetta shooting charlotte with a gun on my homework for the lulz
>get a very stern talking-to from my teacher and principal the next day
this show was fucking cursed

>be 5
>watch that Simpsons episode where Bart gets grounded after using Abe's dentures to hang onto a ceiling fan
>holy shit that's fucking cool
>the only ceiling fan in my house was in the dining room, right above the dining table
>climb on top of the table, and i hold onto the ceiling fan
>the fan fucking plummets onto the table, which was made of glass
>table shatters and I end up in the ER
>it's a fucking miracle i didn't die
>dad thinks I got it from watching the Gremlins
>Gremlins was banned in my house until I was 10
>keep watching Simpsons

>>150364241
Not a cartoon, but i used to drink chocolate milk like they did in Step by Step. You took a sip of chocolate syrup and a gulp of milk from the carton, then shook your head so it mixed inside your mouth. Did that shit until I was like 8 or 9.

This isn’t actually me but someone I knew years ago. Posted it in a CatDog thread so I guess I’ll put it there…

>Be in middle school
>Have weird but cool friend in class named Oliver
>Has a thing where every time the fucking sumo episode of CatDog came on, he would tape it
>Has a whole 8-hour VHS tape of the said episode on loop only with different screenbugs
>When we weren’t doing multiplayer on GameCube or watching something else, he would pop in the damn tape to have this playing in the background every time I visit him
>Because of this, the whole episode is memorized in my head
>The fucking shot with sumo Rancid Rabbit is engraved in my retinas and I often quote Cat going GRAVITY IS NOT OUR FRIEND

Fuck you, Oliver. I’ve always thought CatDog was a dumb show to begin with.

>>150426500
of course he had a gamecube

/tv/ here. Mom made family watch Friends, and by the time Joey spinoff airs I'm 11. One episode she loses it over this one joke central to this story. I know no one watched Joey so I'll set the scene
>joeys sexy sister waiting for Joey at a casting call/tv studio
>dressed slutty wearing hooker boots
>casting person notices her and says
>sorry Miss, we've already filled the part for the slutty prostitute
>omg! [beat] THANK YOU!
>laughtrack

I know what a prostitute is and does, but I guess get confused and read the joke to mean women who do dress this way appreciate being called that, like being noticed for their effort of something.
My mom's even got friends who dress like this so in my head the words slutty and prostitute are funny and no longer taboo

Next day, like a month before the last day of 6th grade at my K-6. middle school weeb gf comes wearing brand new knee high hooker boots
>joke already tee'd up
>you like my new boots anon?
>sorry Miss, the part of the slutty prostitute is taken
>no laughtrack
>punches me
>runs away crying
>won't talk to me all day, just stares down at her boots
>email her angrily when I get home
>cmon lighten up it was a compliment!
>sends me the definitions of slutty and prostitute
>stops replying

I got another weeb gf in 8th grade at the 7-9 jr high but broke up with her bc all my friends kept calling me a pedo for dating a 7th grader. Little did they know...

>>150424981
Anon did

>>150426893
>LittIe did they know…
What?

>>150413482
As a dude whose enemies are mostly women i can confirm this is completely false.

>>150427750
>he had his own harem and didn’t even know it

>>150408395
Your dad is a nice guy at least. He's right even if it sucks.

>>150425858
>Grudgieeeee…
>Just killed a brat,
>Put a gun against her head,
>Pulled my trigger now she’s dead.

>>150428229
GRUDGIEEEEEEEEE OOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!
>I WANT HER TO DIE!!!
>I SOMETIMES WISH SHE’D NEVER BEEN BORN AT ALL!!!

>>150354073 (OP)
I copied squidwards explosion after he ate a jellyfish and fell down a cliff with my bunnies, cats and several toys by throwing them off a balcony. I wanted to see if it would blow up like a atomic bomb. A bunny didn't survive

>>150371174
>implying boomer fathers don't easily give in to anger

As a kid, I loved watching the Super Duper Sumos (Don’t fucking ask) but also had an over weight mom. I wasn’t even aware she was self-conscious about it so I just innocently complimented her by saying “You could be a Super Duper Sumo, mom!”

That actually made her ugly cry and my dad was PISSED. Dude chewed me out and years later it still hurts to think about it whenever I see that damn show brought up.

>>150428712
XD

>>150421178
I would have called them out for being ignorant pieces of shit for not getting it
then to rub salt and lemon on the wound demand them to read 1 page of a really extensive book in a minute to prove me the world they ain't retards

>>150425697
I did something similar but with a feminist teacher and sent her pic related when I was a kid
that shit almost got me spelled but made the teachers and my parents laugh at least

>>150428978
holy fucking kek

>>150429443
whoops meant to say expelled
never smoke weed and post on 4chan faggots

>>150428712
>a balcony
>a
elaborate

>>150428978
XD

>>150429454
i thought you did it on purpose until you clarified that you're actually a retard

>>150429502
whatever man at least I got a good memory from it and the eternal hatred from a feminist who ended up dying in a car accident years later on a dui

>>150354073 (OP)
Mine is pretty mild. Saw a comic of Calvin and Hobbes where Calvin was digging an underground tunnel to China. This got me and a few neighborhood kids to try to do that in our playground using our hands and sticks since no one could bring a shovel. I remember actually thinking we could do it and how cool it would be to have a secret underground tunnel. There were also a few other times when we were trying to dig up dinosaur bones.

The deepest we ever got was a foot in, and the only things we only ever found were some rocks and garbage. The mean old lady who lived in the neighborhood also yelled at us whenever we started digging.

>>150429478
>Be 4 years old
>Watch spongebob, see squidward falling down a cliff and explode like a car
>Wondered if a fast impact would make something explode
>Sneak out in the middle of the night and unlock the bunny cage on a balcony in a apartment complex
>Drop them 1 story high
>fail to see the bunny eplode and proceed the throw the other one and some cats
>The following day the neighbor had to collect all the animals and stuff I dropped in his yard

>>150429742
they were plushies...right?

>>150428978
She became the 6th Super Duper Sumo

>>150429742
how did you manage to get on the balcony?

>>150408093
My fucking sides

>>150426500
What's his deviantart?

>>150365891
I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it 'the terminator'. First I crouch down in the shower in the classic 'naked terminator traveling through time' pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy

>>150426500
kek

>>150425858
Made by psychopaths for psychopaths

>>150416614
Thanks, my shame is that my love for pathetic men never went away. I used to masturbate to thinking about the scene in MLAATR where Sheldon gets Jenny’s schematics.

>>150421604
Who the fuck? I’m a 30 year old woman.

>>150430823
Shit, do I know you? Did you grow up in the northwestern USA? CS degree?

>>150430868
I did not sorry

HUGE wardrobe malfunction/assisted exposure/embarassed nude male/public humiliation/bullying/pantsing/tighty whities/public nudity/bottomless/small penis humiliation microdick autist here!

Moments like the hooks episode in spongebob, the pool bathsuit and comic book teleport moments of Timmy Turner, SEVERAL Bart Simpson's moments and Nigel One's beach moment marked my childhood. Funny, the first thing i did with my very first paycheck ever was replacing all my cool adult boxers with XS tighty whities.

After that, i put myself in exactly four situations where i would reenact or manifestate one or many of my fetishes in real life. Each WORSE than the last one. Anons who can guess what i did will get a special prize...

>>150405496
2 of many lol

>>150429792
Who was the fifth sumo?

All I remember about the fourth sumo was that in the first episode she was separated from the others and later on in the series she reunited with them. (That’s right, the fourth sumo was a girl.)

>be 5 years old in 2003
>loves the Toy Story movies, own them on VHS alongside Monsters Inc and got the silver DVD box set that year as well
>own some toys out of it, have three Woodys and five Buzzes
>one Buzz toy I have is a USA Stars and Stripes one because America
>tends to play that Randy Newman adventure leitmotif from the second film
>one night I had to take a shit and brought USA Buzz to play around with
>went to my parents bathroom because the other one was being refurbished at the time
>started shitting before my parents went to bed
>wiped my ass, flushed my shit, and washed my hands, unaware my parents were already in bed
>came out to see my parents having sex and I just pressed a button on Buzz
>dad had his pickle inside mom’s end and they glanced at me
>parents yell at me while epic Randy Newman still playing
>rush out to the hallway and my parents and I struggles to talk to each other for half a month
>now every time I watch TS2 and that music comes on, I picture my parents buttfucking
>still happens to this day

Seriously, listen to this and try to imagine your parents having sex…

https://youtube.com/watch?v=9qt1NPS__1Y

>>150431592

Funny thing i recently took my mom to a screening of Toy Story for the 30th anniversary and shee confessed me my dad took her to an actual theathrical release in 1995 as a babysitting date bc my younger uncle was with them

Of course weird sexual shit couldn't have happened with my uncle there but a few kisses and post date classic couple aftermath have become an obsession of my mind

I certainly sure i was conceived while the Toy Story 1 fad was around along with Pixar's debut and why not, when the movie was still in theathers

>>150354073 (OP)
There was this one time I watched that garfield cgi show where I copied that one episode where garfield went outside just to scream after being forced to call Nermal cute, so I did that in real life because I was pissed off about something and I got in trouble for it.

>>150431592
>I picture my parents buttfucking
They were having anal that night? fucking kek

>>150360326
I'm really big fan of that one innocuous detail you left in.

>>150373303
Your dad doesn't come off as a particularly sane or mentally stable person.

>>150425858
i had something like this happen to me, but with Tex (the THX guy) shooting Homer

>>150422224
You're talking to ChatGPT you retard.

>>150408413
I once used 5 year expired lotion to jerk off with. My dick burned like fire for multiple days.

>>150354073 (OP)
Too much Tom & Jerry slapstick as a child, so one day in kindergarten I tapped the shoulder of a friend and when he turned around I punched him in the nose. I don't know what the fuck I expected but I was horrified when I saw him crying with a bleeding nose. I don't remember what happened after that.

>>150418757
Kek underrated

>>150415703
>Breadwinners killed at least one real duck and possibly more
Demonic show

>>150404265
>despite having a painful crippling injury
i'm sorry to hear you have fujo-itis

>>150428978
They got butts, big ol guts

>>150354073 (OP)
I was so horny for Ariel that I took a piece of paper, pencil, and my sister's Little Mermaid bedsheets, traced Ariel, and drew naked tiddies instead of her seashell bikini. Cuz yeah, it's what you had to do before the Internet.

>>150354073 (OP)
I had a health nut phase when I was little, but I was an idiot kid who had no working knowledge of how to eat healthy. My weird kid logic came to the conclusion that I shouldn't eat anything that Homer Simpson ate. I based my diet on this one thing. Not that I had a say in what I ate anyway, cuz eventually I gave up and ate whatever Mom put in front of me.

I genuinely can't tell which cartoon we got it from, but there must've been one with an automatic dressing machine, like it puts clothes on you and stuff, cause me and my best friend (girl) when we were like 6 or 7 or something used to put on eachother's clothes and go "haha the dressing machine messed up and I'm dressed as you so you gotta pretend to be a boy and I gotta pretend I'm a girl all day now haha" It's a miracle nobody walked in on us like this.

>>150431407
Santa Claus

>>150433258
thanks for ruining christmas for us all

I wish I did autistic things from cartoons. Instead it was from coming of age teen sex comedys. I learnt how to jerk off from watching The Man Show and it really fucked me up. I guess those movies aren't to far off though. 35 and all that high school shit of status, looks and sex is even more important as an adult than a teen.

>>150416015
no because it never happened

>>150377874
i'm not sure what's worse, wanting to turn your finger into a pencil or being in second grade at the time

>>150373303
Your dad is a fucking psychopath

Tom & Jerry made getting stabbed in the butt and jumping in the air seem fun so I stabbed a neighbor boy in the butt with a carving fork but he didn't jump into the air or nothing. I don't remember what happened exactly, I just remember being reprimanded for it.

>>150433219
you'd have been put on puberty blockers if that happened today

>>150373303
it's completely fucked that we as a species have decided that it's okay that some kids get completely fucked childhoods like yours. shit like this is why i unironically don't care if humanity goes extinct

>>150432967
>I was so horny for Ariel that I took a piece of paper, pencil, and my sister's Little Mermaid bedsheets, traced Ariel, and drew naked tiddies instead of her seashell bikini.

You lucky dog you.

>>150373303
>let me ruin this fun thread with a completely off-topic child abuse story
you deserve everything that happened to you

bump

>>150432967
based man of culture

>>150432707
Lmao, but i think you mean yume-ititis. Fujo is obsessed with yaoi. What i really have is chronic pain tho.

>>150432651
I wasnt expecting any animal abuse or death in this thread now im sad and wondering how common this kind of stuff was... it makes me remember about how on a pet game i played where you could put chocolate in your dog or cats room to decorate it said in the item description do not fucking feed a real pet chocolate.

>>150433434
Ive heard worse pet feeding stories so idk... saw on reddit earlier this year a dumb old bitch feeding her dog nothing but cheese, giving it chronic pain, bad vision and organ failure, the vet having to fight with her and the vet ending up quitting due to repeated shit like this.

>>150354073 (OP)
Back when I was six, I blew up my cousin's face with pic related.
We watched either Looney Tunes or Tom and Jerry, and he genuinely thought it'd be funny to recreate the whole "exploding cigar" gag. I told him he was retarded (he was, because he had Down syndrome) but he insisted it'd be funny.
So we just walked down the street, bought like ten of these and got to work. I put two in his mouth and lit them up, then ran to a safe distance. It was brutal. The explosion broke his jaw in multiple pieces, knocked off most of his teeth, evaporated his nose and he also lost an eye.
Since I was too young to be held legally responsible in my country, my parents had to deal with the fallout. Aside from getting us into massive debt to pay for my cousin's medical treatment, I had to go to therapy for the next ten years and had visits from social workers every other day.
I also confessed to my mom soon after that I merely used the opportunity as an excuse to avenge my hamster. Get fucked, you pet-killing downie piece of shit.

>>150434196
ALL THE THINGS SHE SAID
ALL THE THINGS SHE SAID
RUNNING THROUGH MY HEAD
RUNNING THROUGH MY HEAD

>>150436790
Hopefully they've taken you out of the will, fag.

>>150354073 (OP)
I fingered my friend's (male) ass on PE when I was 10, but I did it because I've accidentally found porn at home and there was a similar scene or sth. Oh wait, we're talking about cartoons...

>>150416393
YOU’VE BEEN A VERY, VERY BAD ANON!

>>150436790
Did they use the belt on your face when you told them, that'd be so fucking funny.

>>150436905
XD

>>150431265
Nice

>>150436790
I shouldn't have laughed out like that

>>150437103
it's true, though. I really did it. his reaction was "ah, wtf are you doing"

>>150373303
>dad lashes out at you for doing something he disapproves of one time
>forbidden from doing/experiencing it for the rest of your childhood
>have phobia of forbidden thing literal decades later
Unless you were constantly disobeying him and getting your ass beat throughout your childhood, I HIGHLY doubt trauma works that way.

>>150436556
>saw on reddit earlier this year a dumb old bitch feeding her dog nothing but cheese, giving it chronic pain, bad vision and organ failure, the vet having to fight with her and the vet ending up quitting due to repeated shit like this
there's a difference between the owner of a pet doing retarded shit without anyone else around to intervene, and a house guest repeatedly maltreating a family pet without anyone bothering to intervene nor even explain why it's wrong. this isn't a fucking sitcom

>>150354073 (OP)
Stole money from my dying grandma to buy a life size pomni and lots of weed. If anyone finds out I'm going to blame someone else but that's unlikely.

>>150416393
Did you do anything so horribly bad that you played dead the entire day

>>150436790
Did he scream like Tom when his face was blasted into a thousand pieces?

>>150437326
Not him, but I still have issues with letting myself watch cartoons from my mom making fun of me for watching them. I can only imagine how much actually getting beat would fuck someone up

The kids flushing their pet fishes after finding nemo... when they just get shredded and dont go to the ocean. I bet that toilet fight ep in fish hooks caused more bs like this.

>>150373303
Your dad is a madman

>>150437883
similar, got caught 'batin as a young kid and for some reason immediately stood up and left. didn't have anywhere to go or anything to do because it was a rural town, so i hid in the dark garage and heard the family spread the news to one another. finally had to just shamefully walk back inside.

>>150438512
>regularly getting made fun of
vs
>getting beat up once
getting beaten up is more fucked up than getting teased, sure, but still

>>150415703
somebody needs to draw that one tall duck from that show feeding bread to a already dead real duck kek

I was obsessed with ChalkZone (and Blue's Clues to an extent) as a kid and I convinced myself that the concept of going to a cartoon world was real, so I drew a circle on the whiteboard during kindergarten and ran as fast as I could trying to dive in only to fuckin faceplant. All I got out of it was countless social worker meetings at school and I could never watch those kinds of shows for the longest time because they were ruined for me.

>>150355367
I showed a Strong Bad e-mail to this girl I liked in middle school hoping to win her over but she hated it and called me a gay weirdo with a shitty sense of humor. What the fuck was up with me back then.

As a kid, I loved watching Popeye to the point where one school day I brought a tuna sandwich with some spinach in it. When I finished my lunch, I approached my bully and punched him in the face like Popeye does to Bluto. It was satisfying at first until I saw that it badly injured his face and I got in serious trouble for it. It was a damn miracle that my parents actually didn't ban me from watching Popeye since they both liked that shit a lot too but they were definitely pissed at me for it stating I could've just reported my bully's asshole decisions instead of getting violent. The kid I punched humbled after that and I apologized to him for that.

>>150355367
>>150439091
I used to quote random internet cartoons to people who had no idea what they were in middle school. I still remember the look of shame they would give me.

>>150439462
there's a popeye short where a very similar situation plays out. difference is it's portrayed positively due to being made before the feminization of society and zero-tolerance bullshit

>>150415703
If someone tries defending that shitshow, i’ll remind them it was responsible for actual deaths

>>150438969
chalkzone was such a sick fucking concept for a mediocre cartoon

>>150438502
“Yes, fireworks in mouth! Oh no… OW-WOW-OW-OH-HOO-HOO- (BOOM)

>>150436853
Bold of you to assume anyone in my family has anything of value to put in a will.
>>150437082
Surprisingly no. And it's not like my parents were above physical discipline, I got my ass beat for much less.
But I think my parents were just too shocked to do anything about it. And my mom never told my dad about me doing it for revenge because apparently she hated my downie cousin as much as I did.
>>150438502
He couldn't even scream. There was only a guttural hiss coming out of his broken mouth.

>>150436790
LMAO

>>150441185
What did your mom say to the confession and why did she hate him

>>150438969
Same shit lmao. I drew Snap drowning screaming for help and told my friend to check it, dove and crowned it. We laughed but I was the only one in tears

>>150441185
>Surprisingly no. And it's not like my parents were above physical discipline, I got my ass beat for much less.
Thankfully some glowie will correct that and give you your long needed dose of behind bars back blowing kek.

>>150442021
XD

>>150354073 (OP)
Because of sonic underground I would have hedgehog concerts in my front yard where I'd pretend I was jamming with the characters from the show

>>150441894
She was very worried at first, but then said "yeah he kind of deserved it. At least now he's gone forever."
My mom hated him because, well, he wasn't one of those well behaved downies. He was a violent pants-shitting potato, she hated having to clean after him when he visited, he broke everything from toys to furniture and to that point had sent me to the ER twice.
I'm convinced she was one more trip to the hospital away from killing him herself.
>>150442078
Got away with it because in my country you can't even be sent to juvie if you commit a crime while under 12 ;^). All I had was court mandated therapy and social worker visits.

bump

>>150438969
RUDY'S GOT THE CHA- (fucking dies)

>be 13
>knows a boy in class who had a massive crush on Carrie from Gumball
>spends much of his free time looking at fanart of her when in his free time
>much of it is actually inflation pictures
>didn't want any part in it not should I call him out
>still makes me cringe years later

>>150443232
And yet you're self-reporting as a fully grown boy.

Please update when the mean greens put you in pound-me-in-the-ass prison, fireworkfag.

>>150426591
and that's bad?

>>150443370
I will.
Also did you hear that the Japanese managed to remove the chromosome that causes Down syndrome?
It's not too late for your future children, anon. But if you already have one downie... well, you can always abandon it in the woods. The wolves will appreciate an easy meal.

>>150443232
>and to that point had sent me to the ER twice
>twice
your entire family is shit. what the fuck is wrong with the developing world

>>150437326
he said his dad spent months complaining about the tv he broke and that every birthday, the dad would take away more tv shows. so yeah, it seems like a long term thing, not just one time.

>>150444904
Not the same as repeatedly receiving negative stimuli in response to watching cartoons.

>>150354511
Anon, that's the recipe for mustard gas!

>>150357684
We died

>mfw reading Anons' crazy and cringey stories of their childhood
Fuck, man!
And I thought I was really autistic as a kid:
The most wacky shit I've done as a child is pretending to be a Droideka with all the movements and sounds during recess!

Anyone who wants to have kids needs to read through threads like this first to know what they are really getting into.

>>150443357
Carrie's pretty cool
>inflation
boo

>>150373303
I hope you put that niggerfaggot in one of those elderly homes that beat the shit out of their patients.

>>150438969
>DONT WORRY SNAP, I'M COMING
>YAHOOOOOOO-*dies*

>>150436790
This is one of the more fucked things in the thread but it came too late to be noticed

>>150442078
>>150443370
This anon got really offended on behalf of the Down syndrome kid

>>150405510
They do glow in a teal/green tone when under UV light, though.
So she was only half wrong.

>>150439462
My parents had a very strict policy about bullying.
1. You attempt diplomacy
2. If it doesn't work, you report it
3. If it doesn't work either, you better beat the fear of god into that motherfucker because we're playing for karate classes

>>150444081
Anon there's a reason why downies aren't allowed to coexist with other kids at school.
They are genuinely dangerous regardless of country.

>>150446448
>we're playing for
Punch Out for the NES isn't training.

>>150446466
There was a mainstreamed downie in my elementary school 2 grades below me, so this is false, and you probably have downs yourself what with how you're defending a small child being repeatedly put in harm's way

>>150446315
that bitch didnt know that

>>150437461
trans behavior

>>150355871
>Being Ian
With Jordan! (Meow)

>>150354511
>>150445154
>>150356385
>Wow, the Bleach and Amonia made it green! Like Vendetta! Tee hee!!

>>150445755
yeah, ghosts tend to go boo

>>150363458
I got some EEnE stories too:
>HUGE fan of Double D as a kid so I start reading the dictionary and thesaurus casually to try and keep up and understand him more
>End up actually liking it as a habit in school
>Never have to worry about my reading level again

>See the episode where they find the "canadian squirt guns"
>Find one lying around in my house
>Fill it up with water and start shooting random things
>Fire it at a light bulb
>It explodes lighting me on fire
Thankfully the blaze started on my back and I was right next to the shower. Could've been much worse looking back but I don't exactly regret it hehe.

>be 9
>watching Shrek
>get to the part where shrek calls donkey a jackass
>thought it means another word for donkey, not a swear
>next day at school
>some fat kid always tries to bully me and take my food
>go to the teacher and tell her that Kaleb is acting like a jackass
>she screams "WHAT DID YOU SAY?!"
>I end up staying inside for recess, a phone call to my mom and stayed on the "red card" for the rest of the day.

>>150447510
>thought it means another word for donkey, not a swear
It’s both, and a mild swear at worst. Your teacher was a cunt.

>>150423828
Either one.
Both.

>>150431592
>nu-4chan doesn't recognize this story
grim

>>150447423
>>Fire it at a light bulb
>>It explodes lighting me on fire
That is not how light bulbs or electricity works, fuck off

>>150448128
maybe it was a sodium vapor lamp

>>150363458
did the same thing but because of Johnny Bravo lmao

>>150446694
That downie was the exception.
And I'm not defending anything. I'm just saying that downies often don't fully understand the consequences of their actions so they're more likely to hurt others.
So my point is that fireworks anon shouldn't have been exposed to his downie cousin to begin with. Both of them would've been safer that way.

>>150447510
kek

>>150433258
why

When I was a kid, I was often told by people that I was very smart and that I should always be a well-behaved kid. I was also diagnosed with autism, but mom was in denial and I spent my childhood thinking I was just a very particular kid

When I was in 4th grade or so, I started imitating those nerd characters in TV, because I saw them as the ideal I should strive for (and also because my uncle is a smart but control freak old man who got me into science)

Adding to the above, I liked to act like annoying characters (like Wander from WOY), so people would think I'm a weirdo at best, and a retard at worst. Good thing that I was also rather kind and empathetic, though a bit of a softie, so I guess I had redeeming qualities

I became more self-aware over the years, but looking back at it now, I feel pretty embarrassed

>>150447161
kek

>>150356937
This style looks familiar.

>>150447161
R.I.P Charlotte

>>150438946
>>150415703
Alright.

>>150452397
this is great

>>150364333
kek

>>150431407
It was Santa (yes THE Santa)

>>150415703
>>150432651
>>150440326
Sanjay and Craig and Pig Goat Banana Cricket were better shows anyway, the former especially.

>>150432967
at least you had good taste kek

>>150451727
Just larp as Bruce Wayne and you'll get women Anon. EZ.

I’ve posted this before but in middle school (2007-2008ish) a bunch of kids grabbed someone’s iPod touch from lost & found and there was a bunch of porn on it of cartoon/anime/game characters.
Off the top of my head
>azula
>katara
>frankie foster
>lois griffin
>heather & gwen (total drama)
>sally acorn
>rouge the bat
There was a bunch of YouTube poops on it as well.
We never did find the owner, and a friend of a friend etc. wiped the memory and kept it. Guess when you’re a kid a free iPod is a free iPod jizzed on or not.

>>150373301
Describe what you remember from the show and we’ll try finding it

>>150447423
>Fire it at a light bulb
>It explodes lighting me on fire
What in the hell was powering that lightbulb for it to explode

>>150455355
I hate that I think this advice is not half-bad, considering my actual personality and that I'm mildly attractive

>>150384781
The Rod of Pleasure

>>150452397
lol nice

>>150455738
Fapping to R34 before patreon attracted actual artists must have been hard. I don't know how you boomers did it.

>>150354073 (OP)
This isn't that weird compared to most of the stuff in this thread, but as a preschooler I once was trying to sort of jump/skip around like a cartoon character and ended up accidentally falling over a short ledge and breaking some bone in my hand or wrist (don't remember exactly where it was because it was minor enough that it healed quickly). I think that was mostly bad luck though because usually kids are able to jump around without killing themselves

>>150360326
Bro took "LET'S GET FAT!!!" a little too far

>>150354073 (OP)
More so weird I guess on some level - when I was little I tried to pretend my cat from when I was around eight was my familiar and I was a witch just like Kiki from Kiki's Delivery service. I'd talk to him and pretend he was talking back to me just like Jiji. I rode around on a cinnamon broom decoration pretending I was flying while wearing a kiddie witch hat Halloween costume.

>>150354208
>FOP convinced me I needed a bully for some reason and since my school didn't have one I fibbed on a random kid in my class being my bully and the next day I had to apologize to him
Holy shit, I'm glad I wasn't that autistic when I was a child.

I know it's /tv/ and not /co/ but fuck it.

I used to watch Allo Allo with my parents, where heil hitler was said frequently. In high school the principal entered our class to announce something and I quoted the show. "Heil Hitler!" Whole class went silient, the principal told me things, and one classmate said "I know he'd be the one to fucking say somehing like that"

>>150354073 (OP)
I could've sworn Ive seen some cartoon stick a fork in a outlet. Well if not I did it anyway and I blame cartoons. I thought it would make some cool zaps and turn me into a skeleton for brief seconds. The fork instead turned red hot immediately and I pulled it out with a sock as an impromptu oven mitt. Burned my carpet too.

>>150354073 (OP)
I tried to hang myself when I was 5 because of a woody woodpecker cartoon I watched I believe, but because I didn't know how to make a noose I just ended up breaking the curtains

>>150461918
If this was Polyneux, they would approve

>>150360057
I'm thinking its some of the medications that person is on causing compulsive behavior, and now I'm wondering just how many of these autism-esque hoarders are just on some kind of mood tranquilizers. If not meds then they must live somewhere with environmental toxins. It's the one character one concept that gets me. I don't think it's possible for someone of a sane mind to do that.

>>150457616
>>150447423
Old shitty lightbulb that's been on in the hot summer day + cold water being fired at it + Delta T = The glass breaks and the filament sparks lighting my hair on fire. I wasn't engulfed or anything.

>>150461918
I say, you'd make a good Corbynite.

Not me, but I knew a girl who was pretty retarded. When we were 9 this little lunatic convinced herself that she could move objects like Jean Grey from X-Men as we used to watch it all the time after school. It actually got pretty annoying until I found ways to have fun with it.

>Sitting in my bedroom she holds her hand out and holds the other to her head and starts to try moving a pencil
>"Woah! I think I saw it move a little!"
>She gets excited and holds both hands out, trying harder
>"OH MY GOD IT MOVED!"
>"WOAH LOOK BEHIND YOU!"
>She whips her head around
>Throw the pencil in the same direction
>"WOAH JANE WHAT DID YOU DO!?"
>She starts trying to move other things
>Don't play along
>"I think you probably used it all up today."

She was fun. She did many more retarded things but that was the comic/cartoon related one that came to mind.

>>150461918
based classmate

>>150356520
Anon it's a single mom, they aren't know for great decisions

Great thread

>>150455738
whoever owned it probably figured it was worth losing an ipod touch over others knowing it was theirs

>>150459942
For a mid-late 2000s kid, Deviantart and Newgrounds was probably a good start without freaking out a computers antivirus. Probably also used Pixiv since anime and game characters were on it too (I can my friends if they remember any other characters if you guys are interested in examining some rando kid’s taste. So far I can glean they liked big boobs, midriffs and tomboys)
>>150462872
Oh definitely, it must’ve sucked so hard for them because iPod touches were brand new at the time and were basically iPhones without the phone functionality. Nowadays it would’ve been an iPad.