>be me 7 in 2012
>south park releases the butter's creamy goo episode
>be at 2nd grade lunch time
>drinking milk and eating school slop
>principal walks by me and greets me
>smack my lips and say "this is cum" as i drink the milk not knowing what that means just repeating shit I heard from the TV to be funny
>he just looks at me with a concerned face and eventually my parents have to have a meeting with social workers and I explain I learned it via south park
>can't watch South Park ever again according to my parents
>still watched it