Thread 718487204

What is it like to play vidya with your wife?

>>718487204 (OP)
like playing with a friend

You have to start playing shit like the last of us :/

>>718487204 (OP)
wife?

i don't have a wife

We went from wife to wife (male) to wife (AI). Sad!

Annoying

>>718487830
You're my wife!

>>718487204 (OP)
Not my wife, but one of my fondest gaming memories was when me and two of my friends spent Christmas vacation playing Dino Crisis on the PlayStation that one of them had gotten for Christmas. With one of them playing and me and the other friend solving puzzles and helping the playing friend with translating the dialogue (his English skills weren’t that great).

Did the same thing with RE3

>>718487204 (OP)
wife?

What wife?

>>718487204 (OP)
>Backsitting is le fun
No it isn't

>having a wifeddit
ngmi

>>718487895
go away homo

>>718487204 (OP)
99% of games are too boring to keep my GF engaged for long.

Mine just likes to rest her head on me and watch. A lot of what I play is just to show her the story.

>>718487204 (OP)
like this:

>>718488061
It is when it's your younger brother. Fondest memory of my life.

>>718487204 (OP)
>wife asks to hang out with you
>errr sorry hunny im too busy gaming
red flag desu.

>>718487204 (OP)
>husband: I just got this game
>wife: let me spoil it for you by reading a walkthrough and telling you what to do

>>718487204 (OP)
It's fun

>>718488214
women are all rapists

>>718488214
GOD I WISH THAT WERE ME

Not fair.
If its competitive multiplayer she does everything she can to distract me in order to win.
If its coop she becomes bossy

>>718488360
it's okay when women do it though

>>718487204 (OP)
I could be playing the best game ever, I'm stopping it to hang out with my wife, cringe comic by cringe author

>>718488235
A woman made the comic. You might need to recalibrate, your sensors are off.

>>718488360
wish they'd do it more to me

>>718488580
Then it wouldn't be rape, would it?

>>718487204 (OP)
This is literally that quirky chungus and man child image. Even has the "cat as substitute for children"

>>718488061
Yes it is, for both parties.

>>718488214
Ha ha, imagine if your little sister did this instead. Wouldn't that be funny

>>718488557
>A woman made the comic.
How long until she goes the route of Quirk Chungus, too?

>>718488640
no it would if i don't expect it like out in public

>>718488654
That image is better than nothing. Not having a kid is kinda sad but otherwise it's a "cringe" but happy couple.

>>718487204 (OP)
Do you think this was made before the Quirk Chungus comic or after?

>>718487204 (OP)
ah yes playing a new single player game while your wife spoils everything, peak gaming experience.

>>718487204 (OP)
I dont have a wife, but I have fond memories of playing games with my family.
And I do have some games lined up for if I ever do find someone

>>718488214
What was it?

>>718489125
I am Man Child
I tried to develop a personality, but it was too tough. So I just turned on Disney+.
Any suggestions on how to improve that doesn't involve my immediate death?

>this thread again
my wife died but I play some vidya with my daughter. in a year or two she will be able to play real games

>>718490973
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/718487204/#718488214

>>718491430
Godspeed anon, you glorious bastard.

My wife has changed the types of games I play because I want her to have fun watching. Way more RPGs. In the past year she's watched me play:
Persona 5 Royal
Metaphor: Refantazio
Baldur's Gate 3
Expedition 33
And now The Alters
I love her so much.

>>718488070
>having a wife is reddit
now I've seen everything

you're probably not wrong though

>>718488070
>t. fucks his hand

>>718487204 (OP)
Comic would've been funny if panel 4 was 3 and the new panel 4 was him throwing her out a window while screaming "SPOILERS!!!"

>>718491808
Damn wow will anon ever recover from this?

>>718488070
Insane cope

>>718488339
Its funny how she was going to have a game based on her but decided to quit because making porn is easier

>>718487204 (OP)
Every gf I've had has only appreciated portal and walking sims. What remains of Edith finch especially

>>718487204 (OP)
I would but she just doesn't get that Captain of Industry bros... In fact I dont even have a gf. But my factory is getting better and better so im all good

>>718491746
I've been doing a mix of replaying stuff I think my wife will like (Yakuza stuff right now) and stuff she's played in the past and thinks I might like (FF9 and an old robot game that's like Fire Emblem right now). She does backseat a little with the latter, especially about secret stuff.
>"Oh yeah this is supposed to be a good entry point if you're interested"
>"Here's the fucking flowchart you need to follow if you want to get the secrets (because good luck figuring out what to do for them otherwise)"

>>718491757
>now I've seen everything
except for your wife

>>718491808
>>718492158
seething wifedditors. my hand will never leave me or reach into my wallet without consent.

>>718487204 (OP)
Explain why I need a wife. A purpose of a wife. You need to give reasons why that's better than living alone without being dishonest.

>>718493323
>Yakuza stuff right now
Awww yeah man
I want to play Like A Dragon for her next. She's had no exposure to the series whatsoever so her reactions to the silly japs will be fun.

What about a boyfriend or husband? Would it be easier to play games together with a same-gender partner?

>>718493580
So you can take care of her black son to secure a more inclusive future for black people

>>718487204 (OP)
>with your wife?
Still waiting on her to take an interest in literally any game. I even bought games like It Takes Two during the last Steam sale, but she hasn't wanted to play. Doesn't really matter much. Just hoping to have an alternative to watching tv before bed; there barely anything worth watching.

>>718493870
My wife was the same way when we met, had heard of the series but never really paid attention to it. I've played through 1-4 while she watches so far, probably going to do the Judgement games at some point too

>had a gf
>wanted to spend every fucking waking hour with me
>she didn't like playing vidya so I rarely had a chance to play vidya
>she didn't like watching anime so I never had a chance to watch anime
>lot of times when we'd fuck I'd be too preoccupied thinking about vidya to get into it
>finally dumped her because I was tired of being attached at the hip
>haven't dated since and haven't had sex in 12 years
>I can play vidya when I want and watch anime when I want
Women are overrated. All you need in life is vidya and anime

>>718488061
Hello saar

>>718487204 (OP)
>having someone read the wiki
didn't beat the game

>>718491757
It is when your wife has "opened up" the relationship. Look at the guy in the comic. Does he look like he satisfies her?

>>718488070
lol

>>718490789
et tu, niggerman?

>>718493338
>gets alien hand syndrome

>>718495206
im not vaxxed so that wont happen

HELLO FELLOW TRAD REDDITORS, ME AND QUIRK WIFEJAK ARE GOING TO FUCKING DISNEYLAND WITH OUR FUCKING CHILDREEEN! LITTLE TYRONE IS WATCHING COCOMELON ON THE FLUORIDEPAD AND WE CANT WAIT TO SEE THE NEW KATHLEEN KENNEDY EXHIBIT!!! I FUCKING, LOVE MY FAMILY!!! YOU HECKIN INCEL CHUD NU-RIGHTOIDS WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND, MMM KAY! ACTING LIKE A GAY PUSHOVER IS CALLED BEING A TRAD HUSBAND, OKAY? IT DOESNT MATTER IF I'M SPIRITUALLY HOMOSEXUAL, AS LONG AS IM FUCKING A SEWAGE PIPE VAGINA, I'M NOT FUCKING GAY! I. AM. TRAD! I'M NOT PART OF THE LONGHOUSE! FUCK YOU, FUCK OFF CHUD!

>>718495550
seething indian detected

>>718487204 (OP)
Maybe instead of playing video games, you should work on giving your parents some grandchildren?

>>718487204 (OP)
>wife is just ruining the game by wikigaming for you

>>718488689
>cheating is fun
Chink detected.

>>718495861
>Treat me like trash all the time, throughout my whole life.
>ANOOON WHEN ARE YOU GETTING LE CHILDERINOS??? YOU WON'T LET US DIE WITHOUT SEEING OUR GRANDKIDS NOW WILL YOU?!

I couldn't give less of a fuck to what they want.

>>718494568
>Refuses to do anything without you
>Refuses to do anything you like
Dodged a bullet anon. Self centered bitches will ruin your life.

my wife made me help her 100% Xenoblade X

>>718495861
I already accepted its not happening. I am repelling to women, and I have no interest in changing.

How do these people manage to get gfs and have children (at least in the past, it seems now that they're starting to struggle with all being infertile)

>>718495861
NEW
SOCIAL
SHAMING
POST
DROPPED

>>718497430
>Ctrl+Alt+Del.jpg

>>718489125
I get the no will part but how can somebody not have a personality?

>>718497657
>NEW
Anon, this has been a thing since forever. Go talk to women.

>>718495861
Already did.
>son starts school this fall
>daughter is just starting to talk

>>718497430
The kid left the server after seeing who his dad was

>>718487204 (OP)

Years ago, me and my girlfriend played through 2 player co-op on New Super Mario Bros. 2 on Wii-U. If you haven't tried co-op Mario, know that it provokes rage, and hatred, and conflict. We made a deal that while we were playing that game, we could say any and all angry hateful things to one another without it costing the relationship. It worked, and we completed the game.

We broke up later because of my untreated bipolar disorder and remorseless alcoholism. But we did finish that game.

>>718491229
cancel disney+

>>718488061
>>718488215
>>718488279
I think that if neither you nor the person backseat gaming knows what to do, it can be pretty fun. sometimes better than playing alone.

I remember when I was a kid, me and my siblings always watched each other play stuff like RE3, saying 'run that way!' or 'have you tried this and that for the puzzle?' or 'you missed an item over there'

It's only annoying when the person knows exactly what to do and what is going to happen, and spoils to someone who don't want to hear spoilers.

Why does treating women like shit work?

She got really in to Fallout 4 on my old Xbox. I got her a controller in her favorite color for Christmas and we ended up playing this game. It was a really great experience. She still uses that controller to play 76 on pc.

>>718498130
This pic absolutely reeks of sour grapes cope for both the artist and everyone who reposts it as if they're dunking on someone. Imagine being so repulsive you can't even land the reddit-tier wife you try to portray as low-value.

>>718487204 (OP)
so she fucks dudes on the side right? no woman would be happy with a guy who chooses video games over her.

>>718500995
Well adjusted women are happy letting the man they love enjoy his hobbies. You're confused by this because you learned everything you know about women from cringe compilations of twitter clapbacks by terminally online instathots.

>>718501607
lmao don't be surprised when your "well adjusted" wife needs to take nword cock on the side just to stay sane.

>>718487204 (OP)
>Wanna hang out?
Lol, what is this? Is she the guy's wife or a friend from elementary school or something?

>>718489125
>doggos
>puppers
What does this part mean?

>>718501848
Obsessed

>>718502164
the picture only brings things up to insult them

>>718501848
you really got to stop thinking about black dicks anon. you seem kind of obsessed

>>718487204 (OP)
seems annoying

>>718491229
Do anything other than consuming. Pick any form of hobby.
Learn to play an instrument, learn to draw, anything. Also don't surround yourself by overly sensitive people who supress you from surpressing your personality

>>718488339
Luka Big Pants is far superior

>>718492960
I fucking hate women

>>718487204 (OP)
I don't have any friends

>>718488061
for blind playthough, esp with story driven games they can be very fun. First time playing MGS3 was with 2 good friends of mine
>>718488580
same bro, i need some BPD pussy

>>718487204 (OP)
post the real one.

Out of ten, how hot is your wife?

>>718487204 (OP)
Don't have a wife, probably never will

>>718487204 (OP)
>spoils the whole game to punish him for not spending time with her
What en evil cunt.

>>718488070
sorry you have never touched pussy

>>718493338
>my hand will never leave me
Are you sure about that?

>>718487204 (OP)
I unironically forced my (then) gf to play Factorio, in the end all she did was trying to thirst trap me and whining about wanting to go have sex instead, nevertheless the factory did grow

Wish I had gf

>>718515259
I had a gf who did this but with every game. It's like she couldn't stand me playing vidya and tried to ride or suck it out of me then watch some inane shit on netflix when I was post-nut groggy instead. Needless to say we didn't last

>>718500408
bro just realized he married a quirk chungus

>>718507607
Meh, this would only be the case if the person's company wasn't wanted to begin with. Otherwise, asking for help and co-playing a single player game with someone you want to be with is fun. Four eyes and two brains are better than one, and games are so very unimportant compared to your loved ones. Two people in alone together is a cave with a fire is far more enjoyable than one person utterly alone with a video game. If you think different, then you are broken and your mind has been pickled to the point that you have lost site of what matters. Be edgy all you want, the truth does change because you reeeee at it.

I've never even been friends with any girl/woman in my entire life.
I've only ever had sex once, but it was at a party and the chick's guy friend told her to have sex with me as a joke.

If I had a cute wife then I'd finger her asshole all the time

>>718487204 (OP)
No idea, I play games specifically to have time away from my wife and children as all my friends ghosted me after I told them that my wife was pregnant last year.

>>718491229
Set the language of shows on Disney+ to Japanese audio, use it to learn japanese without having to watch anime.

>le le le xD lemon key face

I want a wife so I can watch her f*ck bbc

>>718487204 (OP)
My wife sadly is not into videogames at all.

>>718517985
I wouldnt have ghosted you. Unless you married a chick with a half black kid. That's when I ghosted one of my friends.

>>718518870
None of that here, we did have natural twins though so it's double the infant run.

>>718500408
>t. Man Child

>>718519070
Congratulations. I'd suggest getting a deck or some chink portable so you can game while cuddling with your girl while she reads (or sadly much more likely scrolls)

>>718517985
I sort of did something similar to many of my friends as soon as they got married. I reckoned they didn't want to spend time playing/watching stuff anymore, since they have other priorities now, so I just saw myself out.

>>718514804
thank god this is spoilered

>>718517818
If I had a cute wife I'd let her finger my asshole all the time

>>718487204 (OP)
Its like playing with a vtuber because she sucks and yaps and overreacts and you sometimes give her money

>>718488339
she's got a phat ass

>>718495002
are you retarded?

>>718500408
Why would I want to marry a Reddit-tier wife?
There are innumerable preferable alternatives to settling for that.

>>718499008
>I think that if neither you nor the person backseat gaming knows what to do, it can be pretty fun. sometimes better than playing alone.
anon, she is literally looking at a walkthrough.

I met my wife back during the raids on tumblr.

I’m not mad at women anymore, I just don’t see what anyone could do to make me not get tired of them eventually. I hear that relationships are about compromise and shit but I no longer see how they bring any benefit; what can I do in a relationship that I can’t do alone, if I’m okay with being alone? Sex isn’t enough for the rest of the thing to be worth it.

It’s a never ending battle of trying to pay enough attention to each other without getting overbearing either, and if one of you is feeling more affectionate than the other, it just feels bad no matter which side of that you’re on that day. My 3 relationships have been truly exhausting and I think I’m genuinely meant not to have kids because I can’t imagine maintaining that effort along with keeping a kid fulfilled without completely abandoning my ego in the process. No I don’t think a bi-annual fishing trip would wholly assuage the feeling that I’m not at all my own person anymore.

>>718521260
Was it just a coincidence that you met her around that time or was she a tumblrite you won as a war bride?

How do you go from this

>>718521874
post her tits

>>718521829
she shitposted back and liked kenshin/inuyasha so we met up at an anime convention, I have 3 kids now and it's pretty great though she only like playing jrpgs and wont touch anything else

>>718521874
to this?

>>718521980
That is the dream right there. I remember I met a girl who was into /int/ stuff back when I was in college. Should have gotten her number, but oh well.

>>718521990
>wear a boilersuit
>i feel hot
yeah, i guess

>>718519882
I just read books while she does shit like that or watches love is blind.
>>718520025
That's sad, while it changes ones availability, people still need friends.
I have time to spend with my friends but since everyone checked out it doesn't matter.
Even just a response to a text message or a phone call could go a long way.

>>718487204 (OP)
Women dont like videogames

>>718487204 (OP)
how do these complete retard NPCs have wives who love them while I, a genius, am sitting here miserable? I hate people but I'm also too nice and can't abuse someone so I'm just shit out of luck.

>>718489125
>>718498130
>>718513269
>non-whore non-obese wife
You laugh at him yet he's doing better than 95% of modern men.

>wife
normalfag scum fuck off my board

>>718521874
>>718521990
So she went from quirk chungus to slightly different quirk chungus and now she's non-binary or something I guess?

>>718522526
>wives who love them
anon....

>>718495861
>White people
>Having kids
>In 202X

Lol

>>718522578
He's not doing better than me.

>>718522578
>>non-whore non-obese
that's just an artistic impression (read embellishment) of his obese whore of a wife.

>>718495861
And why is that Mr. Goldberg?

my wife knows all secrets in mario 1, 2 and 3. Loves to play video games with me, but will only play her games with music OFF and like zero volume.

Loves HOMM3, Diablo style games, and AOW4.

I got her playing hogwarts legacy(pirate) and she was having fun too.

Dont settle, and make it obvious what you enjoy. Honestly is the best policy looking for lifemates.

>>718522664
She loves him enough to draw him being cold to her and she still takes the time to help him. I couldn't even fucking imagine saying what this soi guy said to her, I would have us take turns or I'd just turn the game off. This guy apparently can't even pause a game to look at his wife to answer her question and she still loves him. I would have gotten my ass BEAT if I did that to my mom.

>>718522896
>unnamed guy who is in charge of sexually pleasing the wife

>>718522896
>but will only play her games with music OFF and like zero volume

>>718495167
heh

>>718522928
She's just ugly and terrified of being alone, especially with [[the wall]] rapidly approaching.

>>718491229
start jiu jitsu, you need to get the shit beat out of you to grow

>>718487204 (OP)
she likes to watch me play vidya. she also likes to watch me rail our femboy side piece. take the latina pill, bros.

>>718521874
>>718521990
dude dodged a bullet FOR REAL

>>718522526
Women will put up with alot from a guy if he just makes her feel special one time.

>>718521990
>the neo-fascist flag at the end
every time lmao

>>718495550
Didn’t bother reading, some long ass seething rant shouted in ironic caps

>>718523029
Yeah its kind of weird, she just doesnt like the cacophony but doesn't complain if I leave mine on at least.

One rule though.
1. NO VS MODE, she gets super butthurt if you use skill and beat her, the only exception here is playing tetris VS, she is ok with that lol.

>>718522892
To prevent the Great Replacement™ by the prolific vermin races.

>>718487204 (OP)
Someone edit this where she's getting fucked off screen by Tyrone.

>>718521990
>filming yourself screaming and crying
Do white women really????

>>718521874
Oh god I hate this

>>718522896
the shirt is supposed to say "FAG WARS"

getting a girlfriend is like pokemon. I have to spend ages hunting and then carefully bringing the pokemon's HP down and statusing it, before finally throwing all my ultraballs and hoping one of them work. While other people just throw regular ol' pokeballs at full HP pokemon and catch them immedaitely. Then they turn around and tell me to try tapping A when the ball rocks back and forth because it works for them.

>>718501607
You are completely ignorant of female nature

>>718521990
This stupid bitch is insane

>>718523225
Man jewish mythos is wild, how did this shit catch on? Probably a psyop.

>>718523614
It's probably their second-favorite passtime, behind getting reamed by the red rocket.

>>718521874
I would love this. A mommy wife who controls my life and does all the hard stupid shit for me while I play vidya and watch anime and occasionally dick her down.

>>718521874
>>718521990

SHE INITIATED DIVORCE AND BECAME " LESBIAN "

He killed himself.

Beware the chungus

>>718523614
Senators literally film themselves crying and screaming in their cars when legislation they don't like passes

https://x.com/SenWarren/status/1940088092649517465

>>718524030
Voting for a Republican is LITERALLY violence against women!
Practically rape!!!

>>718522896
i'd do her

>>718524220
Me every time I vote for a Republican.

>>718523930
Do you have a single fact to back that up?

>>718524220
Don't make fun of native Americans, they have enough trouble already.

>>718523930
I'd probably kill myself if I made my wife swear off men forever too.

>>718524030
kek why did she think it was a good idea to film and post that

>>718521260
Good shit, fellow Tumblrwife enjoyer
May the generation we raise grow to be the prophesized autistic saviors of the internet and emo music

>>718524528
they're grasping at straws anon, cut them some slack

>>718521874
>>718521990
Just one good punch to the jaw will set this stupid bitch straight. Seriously.

>>718521874
>>718521990
KWAB (Kazakhstan, what a bitch)

>>718487204 (OP)
Why do they both look like Reddit. I hate soillennials so fucking much.

>>718502164
A few years ago dogfags on redd*t had this retarded dogspeak where they called dogs hecking pupperinos goodboi and all animal body parts similarly retarded names.
They stopped when 4chan soijakfags started mocking them with "noooooo not le hecking Xrinos" posts.

>>718522526
I used to wonder about that, too, and then finally realized. We're the weird ones, anon. Not wrong, not bad nor lacking, just outside.
But I hope you find the way back in, if you want.

>>718487204 (OP)
It's either fun or an exercise in patience

>>718524351
while i don't understand the context of this video, i can tell you my latina wife likes the occasional ass kicking. she gets off on a controlled beating. i've learned that this is a fairly common kink for women.

>>718523645
>pokemon analogy

>>718524374
She literally goes over everything that happened on her tiktok page and yes, the husband really did commit suicide.

>>718521829
kek,NTA but the idea of someone getting a war bride from an website raid is just too funny

>>718524496
sounds like a win. He is uncuckable.

>>718520862
If the artist could get any of those preferable alternatives, they wouldn't feel compelled to invent some kind of memelord woman archetype to insult.

>>718521874
>>718521990

>>718523349
>>718523930
>>718525442
Fuck it vros, no man has to go through that

I love my wife and we play all sorts of games together. Roller Coaster Tycoon, Croc, Fallout, Tomb Raider, Elden Ring, Mario Kart. DINK like rules, bros. Never have kids.

>>718524030
She was neither crying nor screaming though.

My wife is a quirk chunges
Yes, the meme is spot-on, down to the doggos/puppers
Should I be worried /v/ros?

>>718526061
nigga look at her eyes and nose

>>718526113
You married a boring, cringy, woman. I think you should be worried about how that reflects you and your intelligence level

>>718525864
while tragic, vetting your wife is like the most important thing you will ever do in life so he had some responsibility. Not like she didn't have many red flags

>>718497813
I don't have a personality

>>718526113
Lucky

>>718525052
>They stopped
no they didn't

>>718522896
Those are some nasty ass teeth.

>>718525605
They're a real phenomenon, not an invention.
One such chungus made overtures toward me, so I pretended to be gay.

>>718526113
Think about the alternative. While that can be 'cringy', would you rather have a happy quirky dweeb of a wife or some bitter, deadpan, always negativity sort?

>>718487204 (OP)
Its like playing videogames alone, except sometimes she shows you something on her phone that you're supposed to buy her or she says "we never go out anymore"

>>718526347
it may be cringe but I can hardly call it boring when comparing it to the most normalfaggot of normalfag women
you have not yet met a truly boring women if that is what you consider boring

>>718526892
Neither, because I'm not pathetically dependent on women.

>>718487204 (OP)
>Uuuuh le milennial couple
>Uuuh le quirk chungus with manchild and their cat surrogate child
>Le wholesum

FUCK THIS PIECE OF SHIT AESTHETIC

>>718495861
Buy me a house first.

>>718521874
last time i saw this stupid video i asked my wife if she would ever make me write up a year in review. she just looked at me like a i was a total retard. just don't marry a fucking insane bitch, it's very easy.

>>718527053
Nigger that's a nonsequitur to the fucking question. I am not asking if you (And you ain't that anon most like) are co-dependent on women. I'm asking whether quirky dumbass chingus is so bad when the alternative is often shrill husband-bitching no fun wife.

>>718526892
high IQ deadpan wife is my dream girl

>>718527257
The alternative is not having a shitty wife.
It's a false dilemma.

>>718527372
kek, the sunken cost fallacy has possessed his soul

>>718527217
Lmao at u and ur lief

>>718526139
A bit misty-eyed at worst. But of course it was a disingenuous post to begin with.

>>718526892
Just get a bipolar wife and you can have both

>>718526012
>DINK like rules, bros. Never have kids.
>no playing old vidya with your kids
>no kids happily yelling "daddy" when you get back from work
>no calls from your kids telling you about their baby's first word
When you grow old you definitely won't regret missing out on experiences like that just so you could've played a couple more video games instead.

how do get a girl?

>>718528404
just BEE yourself

>>718528392
>>718528247
top tier posts award

>>718528404
become the main character

>>718527559
Nah, she was literally shrieking lmao XD

>>718521874
>>718521990
One singular punch would fix her.

>>718498130
I wouldn't mind a nerdy chungus wife like that. Much better than some ultra vain stacy or whatever.

>>718521260
>>718521980
You literally lived the dream. I hope you're not lying because that's amazing.

>>718488339
name of this black baby incubator?

>>718521874
>>718521990
The real red flag here isn't the quirk chungus behavior, it's that she's doing it for a tiktok.
She's not being goofy for her own amusement or her husband's amusement. She's performing for an audience. Terminally online people can't distinguish between themselves and the mask they put on for their followers.

Are there any games about marriage?

>>718492960
alright well give name then

>>718487204 (OP)
my wife spends all her time playing gacha games and making degen MMD porn animations with the RIPS

>>718487204 (OP)
If I had a wife I definitely wouldn't let her sit there and spoil games for me even when I get stuck.

>>718531296
mario odyssey

>>718495167
kek

>>718521260
What’s the zoomer equivalent to tumblr girl 4chan boy?

>>718530354
In the medical jargon we call it "intestine".

>>718487204 (OP)
What retarded women marry a manchildren?

>>718526892
that's not the real question. Would you rather have a happy quirky dweeb of a wife, or no wife at all, with all the peace of mind that comes with it?

>>718528404
>hang out at places where women are (aka not online)
>just bee yourself
>treat women like a normal person, not an object to simp over

>>718500995
>no woman would be happy with a guy who chooses video games over her

The other choice is a HandMaid Tale-like life where men control her life. The nerd dude is the lesser evil

>>718528392
Ah yes, conveniently left out all the dirty diapers, doctors bills, giving up 18+ years of your life, wife's body getting fucked up, not being able to do what you want when you want. Hard pass! Lmaooooo

>>718487204 (OP)
Normal women will berate you and threaten to kill themselves if you refuse to do something that only they want to do

>>718523407
*neo-commie

>>718487204 (OP)
probably like playing vidya with your sister but lamer and more stressful

>>718487204 (OP)
god women suck the life out of everything, glad i suck dick

>>718487204 (OP)
Reddit male fantasy

>>718487204 (OP)
>with your wife?
with my what

>>718487204 (OP)
I don't play video games with my wife.
She mostly plays friendslop games I don't want that shit.

You need solo time away from your spouse and that's what our separate gaming time is for.

>>718532862
That's borderline personality disorder, not normal woman behavior. Hard to tell but there is indeed a difference.

>>718532748
Spoken like a godless liberal hedonist

>>718488339
She has an onlyfans,btw.
Also her porn sucks.

>>718528404
I am convinced that it you are a neurotic self-conscious person, always describing the meta-narrative of how you feel based on the situation you find yourself in, then no girl will ever find that attractive and they will actively refuse to have anything to do with you.

>"hey isn't it funny that we are standing here talking? life is a fucking prank sometimes, ya know?"
>ew fuck off wierdo

>>718534252
post it

>>718495861
I have five children and they all fucking suck at dota

>>718498130
>missed out on being a whore
I never really understood that part

>>718517354
the bitch is reading from a fucking online guide you retarded whiteknight

>>718487204 (OP)
>wife comes to bother me when I'm playing games
>realizes the game is much more compelling than her
>starts sucking my dick
every time
married bros will 100% back me up

>>718491746
>My wife has changed the types of games I play because I want her to have fun watching
Based.
>I love her so much.
Gigabased.

Hope you have many happy years together.

>>718531652
Your wife is based. Post her work

>>718487204 (OP)
Dumb bitch spoiling the game.

>>718487204 (OP)
It's great, you always have someone to play with. A friend who can't go invisible. Helps that my wife and I have a lot of similar interests. And when we aren't feeling co-op or pvp she just plays automation or 4x games and I play shmups or rpgs. That or we play on our Switch 2s (though we both just finished Donkey Kong so those aren't getting much love for a while). But as you get older holding onto gaming buddies is harder, so a wife is a safe bet.

I'm starting to accept that I will probably die alone. why would anyone want to be with me

I hate women. Cheating life ruining cunts.

>>718536075
Don't say that bro. There's always one chick who will be interested in you as much as you are in her as long as you aren't expecting some porn slave.

>>718525052
shouldn't the mouth be the nigger mauler and not the nose?

>>718487204 (OP)
>What is it like to play vidya with your wife?
A lot of waiting while she checks out every inch of the scenery everywhere in whatever mmo we're playing (usually classic wow)
A lot of complaining because once we hit 60 she wants to get her 18th hunter to HWL/GM again but doing AV for 40+ hours a week makes her cranky

Is there anything more onions than having a wife or girlfriend?

>>718535519
A woman wrote this

>>718536075
I want to die alone. I want to be the grumpy old man yelling at kids to stay off my lawn. It'll be awesome.

>>718535226
She was a dweeby kid probably in band or into fringe interests/lone girl in a group of loser males, not because she was genuinely into Magic the gathering or video games, but because she lacked the self confidence and effort to be a fuckable female.
She’s wanted to sleep with Chad, but sour grapes and no self esteem led her to hang out with fatsos and play dungeons and dragons
>>718528404
There are a billion ways to get a girl. Generally speaking, don’t talk about yourself too much, don’t be afraid of a disagreement and be aware of social cues. You must initiate (ie approach her, signal interest, physical touch etc). Just be a man and you can get laid.

It's pretty good, we're playing through Kirby and the Forgotten Land right now.
We're just getting the last of the Waddle Dee's before we finish the post game world.

>>718536717
>You must initiate
I didn't, I was playing GBA and a girl walked up to me.
FF many years and we're having our first kid.

>>718535226
imagine the mindscape of the bitter angry boy who drew/wrote the image, you can interpret what he considers important by what values he is able to imagine would correspond to be superimposed onto the little puppet dolls

>>718488070
Hahahahahaha fantastic

>>718496293
>>Treat me like trash all the time, throughout my whole life.
From your bitching it sounds like you deserved it.

>>718528404
People are replying to this and giving advice on how to ACT/TALK to women. Which is good. However, where the actual fuck do you MEET women? I don't know if it's because I live in a smallish town or something but all the women I see outside are 60 years. There are barely any women at all around the same age as me. Where are they all and where do I go to meet them?

>>718536864
Sure but that’s an extreme minority of cases. Sometimes it’s like that if you are attractive or have a mysterious aura, or even if she heard one of her girlfriends talking about you and now you have social cache that women care about. Not happening for the guy I replied to.

>>718536384
reddit millennials don't say that

>>718487204 (OP)
My wife died in January. We used to play vidya together, but eventually we got busy with work and wound up mostly playing games on our own. I regret it terribly and wish we would've kept up with it more. I just always thought we'd have more time. Granted, we're in our 30's, we really just got fucked by cancer.

>>718528404
Improve yourself so that you are someone another person might find interesting. You can still play videogames and watch anime but you have to be responsible enough to know when to get shit done and have other interests and knowledge sets so you can engage with people about other things. Can't be a kid your whole life.

Groom yourself. Imagine looking at a chick who doesn't shave her legs or even attempt to look good. That's what you look like when you don't maintain your looks to women. Even if you are not good looking, take care does make a difference.

Be social in events that would have the type of girl you're looking for.

Understand that if you want a trad wife, she probably wants a trad man so jerking off all day in the corner all day won't be very attractive. Same goes for any other type of chick.

Build up your confidence by doing things you can be proud of. No shit you won't be confident if you barely try or fail at everything due to lack of effort.

Pretty decent starter set of rules to help you out.

>>718487204 (OP)
Imagine playing with someone who thinks you are stupid for playing some silly game but can't leave so she pretends to like it. So then, she decides to slowly get in your hobby and subvert it and change you until you no longer enjoy playing. Then she does the same progressively to every other thing you enjoy until you dont enjoy anything.

Alternatively she will get bored and make fun of you with her friends.

>>718537186
>Not happening for the guy I replied to.
I don't think you can make a claim like that.

>>718491746
Similar thing here, she has had me play basically the entire soulsborne library at least once, a couple two or three times to get all the endings. Also a bunch of horror games like the evil within, earlier resident evil stuff, dead space etc
The evil within was probably one of the most fun solo games Ive played and I would never have touched it if she didnt ask me to beat the scary parts for her

>>718488070
Its funny because midwit r*dditors immediately fell for the wife psyop

>>718537009
say it less gay like

You should be fucking your wife and not playing vidya

>>718537178
Social connections. Any kind of group (running groups are always filled with hot single chicks and there’s less stigma than approaching one at a gym), church, work, relatives of a friend, whatever, you name it.
Most women do group activities and are social, if you have good social standing in some sort of group you will be a viable mate and women in that periphery will be receptive.

>>718487204 (OP)
>I'd love to hang out, but I just got this new child toy (videogame) that I MUST play right now. I could pause it, it's single-player because I have no friends, but I shan't.
Those would be the last words I would ever utter to my wife before I never see her again until divorce court.
Playing games with my wife sucks. Friend of mine has a similar problem, it just doesn't work.

>>718537234
I'm sorry for your loss, the sounds incredibly hard to deal with.

>>718499025
Women are mentally geared on an instinctual level to agree with and submit to violent, aggressive men. This comes from the tens of thousands of years where, if a tribe of men killed everyone in a woman's tribe, she would also either be killed, or left to die in a now destroyed tribe if she didn't submit and be their fuck toy. The only women who passed on their genes were those who fucked their invaders. That's why women get turned on by violence and aggression. It's their ape brain preparing them to fuck whoever just killed the (now second) biggest man around so they can survive and reproduce.
>hurrr but I know a woman who isn't like tha-
Yes they are.

>>718537617
Idk what fantasy word you live in but all the women in the group I work out with are married, divorced with kids or actively cheating on their husbands with guys from the gym. Shit is fucked.

>>718537234
Your wife is getting DPed by Paul Walker and Heath Ledger right now faggot

>>718537178
Join group activities that you can't do if you're not fit. Running is a good one for loners. Find a local group and go with them, that way you can talk to other women in the group without it being weird. If you can't do any sports, check if there's a Silent Reading group near you. Read some popular romantasy books and talk to women about them. Go to your local library and check if there are any adult activities in the area. Join a local volunteer effort. Actually go with your coworkers for a drink after work.
Healthy women looking for something to pass the time tend to look up group in-person activities during the day. If you go to those things, you will meet women. Some of them will be single and openly looking to flirt. Talk to her in person before you talk to her online. You don't need to be strong or capable enough to win at competitive events, you just need to not be a sore loser. Some women only want the winner, but you don't want them anyways, you want someone who's there for the sport and society, not to desperately prove something about herself.

>2011 or some shit
>gf complains I don't include her in enough or spend enough time with her
>my compromise is we can chat and stuff while I play skyrim
>start writing little one paragraph-page entries in a composition book of what happens each time a day in game passes
>just bitches and moans that we don't go out enough
>shocked when I end things
never dated again

>>718537234
I'm dreading the fact there is a possibility my wife could die before me. I don't know how I would cope with that or go on. Sorry for your loss.

>>718537178
Doesn't get any better if you live in a bigger town. The only place to meet women if you're above college age is to go out to bars or hope one participates in some random ass hobby you take part in. Past that, it's edating and swiping.

The kind of women I want to meet aren't the kind you meet through drinking or swiping on some shitty dating app. I just want a nerdy girl who likes reading books, quietly hanging out, and horror. I don't want to have to go out and do something 'exciting' all the time.

>>718537617
This is true if you're in your early years of college or younger. This is not true if you're in the late stages of college or older. By the time you're nearing adult life, every single reasonable chick either has some guy fucking her already, or she's 'taken' by some guy online she fantasizes about.

The whole social standing thing is bullshit too. You need to have social standing in a group that she cares about, and even then, it doesn't always mean you're what she's looking for or that she's what you're looking for, outside of a hole.

>2011 or some shit
>gf complains I don't include her in enough or spend enough time with her
>my compromise is we can chat and stuff while I play skyrim
>start writing little one paragraph-page entries in a composition book of what happens each time a day in game passes whenever I play and she isn't home
>just bitches and moans that we don't go out enough
>shocked when I end things
never dated again

>>718537617
>good social standing

>>718521990
why did she start dressing like a plumber?

>>718538183
This but I was attempting to balance college during the day and a full time job at night along with keeping some bum ass women happy and I would never hear the end of "how come we never go out and do stuff?" when I would get home at 3am

>>718535226
She was enough of a introvert in high school and college that she missed out on the chance to go through 3 dicks a week. She wanted to go through 3 dicks a week because she observes other females who say that its a fulfilling life experience

>>718526113
The entire meme is cope from lonely sad people.
Doesn't make it wrong, but you shouldn't care one bit. You aren't even supposed to know about its existence.

>>718526113
Who cares as long as you're both happy that's the only thing that matters.

>>718526753
There's a strange group of young people on this website who are absolutely convinced that anyone gives a fuck about what happens here or what anyone here says about anything.

>>718539020
NO MY SECRET CLUB THAT ALSO ISNT A SECRET AND OWNS EVERYONE ON THE INTERNET REEEE

>>718487204 (OP)
the only time my girls wants to play games, its games where she is either clueless or scared and i have to kinda do everything + babysit her. i dont hate it, but it does take a specific mindset to do it. i cant fuck around doing crazy shit like with my buds because at the end of the day im effectively playing singleplayer

>>718539020
Clearly there is a sizable portion of people who care considering how many people freaked out when the site was down for a week both on other sites like reddit and twitter. Hell even places like FOX and WIRED made articles about the hack.

>>718537258
yeah fuck all that bullshit, i'd rather kill myself than perform all this social slavery for the slimmest faintest hope of a girl talking to me

>>718537579
just comprehend words instead of giving up

>>718539420
A virgin gave you that "advice"

>>718537258
All that for a coinflip on ending the a marriage in divorce and losing half of what you own. Doesn't really seem worth it.

>>718528404
It's plain down to luck and opportunity.
You obviously have to be socially present to get opportunities and the chances do become fewer and further between as you get older. This applies especially if you want a woman worth your time as frankly they do not stay on the market very long, you just get lucky to meet one at the right time.

>>718539420
You not wanting to do anything that might make you interesting is your call. It's also perfectly acceptable to decide you don't want a family. Just don't bitch about being lonely. Can't have it both ways.

>>718539560
That's on you. Take your time vetting your wife and don't marry a crazy person.

>>718531962
Save Palestine girl and Vril edit boy. Both on tiktok

It's about accepting that you have no control over anything that happens to you in your life and stop trying to understand or figure out why or how anything works.

>>718539560
it's actually better than that. Divorce stats are slightly screwed up because serial marriers. The rate for 1st timers is around 33%

I never really liked women who are into video games but I let my wife who almost never played a video game play Quake and it was cute.

>>718539782
Because women always tell the truth and never fake shit to con a man into some bullshit he never wanted to sign up for.

>>718539848
33% is still a significant risk

>>718539374
do you think if reddit died people wouldn't throw a party here? it's irrelevant

>>718487204 (OP)
I don't want a wife or children.

No, not "I want a family, but can't afford one" or "I want a family, but the world is too awful." I don't want a wife or children AT ALL.

>>718521990
>step 2
did she get a blue collar job?

>>718537142
I look like this and say this

I wish I had a bf to hang out with while he plays single player games
seems really comfy

>>718540126
everything in life has risk. In a vacuum a 2/3 shot of success with a lifelong spouse without even factoring in all the preventative steps and adjustments you can add is not a bad "gamble"

>>718539782
>Take your time vetting your wife and don't marry a crazy person
You say that but ever single time I've ever been on a date anytime past relationships get brought up I get some flavor of "the past shouldn't matter" response and if I press the issue the date immediately goes sour.

i've been married for 9 years, my wife doesn't play video games for the most part as she gets vertigo very easily, has poor hand eye coordination, and is overwhelmed if too much is happening on screen, she did really get into Mega Bomberman for a while and outside of beating the bosses for her she did the rest herself.

what usually happens is we are in the same room together and i'll be playing a game and she will be reading a romance novels about werewolves or something.

>>718540457
The problem is if you divorce after having kids together. Divorce always damages children.

>>718538273
Sure anon...sure

>>718540491
I doubt you've been on many dates, and I doubt what you just described has happened on any of them. Maybe one, and that's being generous.

>>718540491
Give a specific example of the date going sour. Should be good for a laugh.

>>718540723
Not in the modern age. It just prepares them for the overwhelmingly eventual reality of their relationships.

>>718526876
>pretended

>>718521874
>>718521990
Bipolar eyes, nope nope nope. Should've left in the first 2 minutes.

>>718540723
That's not true.

If you're married you shouldn't be on 4chan.

>>718541516
Anon I hope you aren't trying to argue that divorce doesn't negatively impact children.

>>718541441
better to rip that bandaid off sooner rather than later.

>>718540136
i hope youre indian, or brown

>>718541186
Not him but it's pretty common for women to flip out when you ask them about body count especially if you react negatively to the number they give.

>>718541898
I'm arguing it doesn't *ALWAYS* negatively impact children like you claimed.
Because it doesn't.

>>718541982
I'm white. Why does my race or skin color matter?

>>718540136
Same bro, I want a husband.

>Let's play this single-player game together.
Okay, that sounds fun.
>I'm going to find a walkthrough and tell you how you should be playing the game.
Bitch, get the fuck away from me.

>>718539420
>self improvement
>social slavery

>>718540491
What, are you asking her for references or some shit? Are your retarded? Why would you bring up past relationships on a first date? Also, the past unironically shouldn't matter.

>>718542351
>the past unironically shouldn't matter.
Why? Be specific.

>>718541362
It's really not a big deal they usually storm off upset or just casually get up and leave, but I did have one who made a scene in a cold stone creamery and the guy behind the counter was laughing his ass off.

>>718542351
>>self improvement
>>social slavery
He's already gone. He found the epic set of ideals that allow nothing to be his fault and he's burrowed down into them like a little tick. No use trying with this one, move on.

>>718539560
>All that for a coinflip on ending the a marriage in divorce and losing half of what you own.
Hide half your money before you get married and never mention it to her. Also open a separate bank account after you get married and never deposit anything into your original account, only withdraw.
Do not agree to any kind of situation where she does not have to work (that is how you get fucked with alimony).

i had an egirl zoomer gf. i surprised how much she plays game in one sitting.

>>718487204 (OP)
Having her read a guide is cringe. Passing the controller every time you die is based.

>>718489125
> child replacement
> she fucks the cat
> man child watches uwu pr0n

>>718542417
You didn't give a specific example. Tell us what you said.

>>718488061
grow up

>>718541452
I may have fellated a few dicks, but I did NOT enjoy it!

>>718490789
based ai sloppa

>>718537142
Me on the right

here's the gist of it
>she doesn't give a fuck about 95% of the games I play, except to whine about hot women being shown on screen and her constantly going ape shit using 'anxiety' as an excuse and passively aggressively making comments like 'so you like her better than me?'
>anything she's interested in like the resident evil games, she just watches me play but most of the time is spent on her phone but she gets horny as fuck whenever I easily break through the puzzles the games throw at me

here's the funny part too, she's constantly whining about us never playing games together but she's shit at all of them, so that rules out a lot of potential games by default because I don't want to be bored out of my mind playing on easy mode, but for the few games that would fit, she gets autistic and starts whining about me 'leaving her behind' by learning the game too fast and picking them up too fast (like when we played valheim or green hell) and so she gives up on them near instantly

being married is the one thing that made me stop wanting to be married

>>718543132
Virgin hands wrote this post.

>>718522578
If he doesn't have kids and isn't going to then he is doing no better than anyone.
His life is just as pointless and meaningless as some neet married to their waifu body pillow and the neets relationship is much more stable.

>>718540621
>gets vertigo very easily
Play third person games instead, or slower paced ones like turn based rpgs if there's too much happening on the screen its generally a processing time issue rather than a quantity issue in a lot of cases, but your results may vary and everyone is different.
if its a first person game, disable any kind of camera-bob that simulates perspective movements while running or walking.

>>718543372
i've tried various things, really only static playfields work, Balatro works, Mega Bomerman, Bust-a-move, ect.

virtual pinball doesn't work due to how much stuff happens on screen even if the playfield is static.

even then she only has so much interest, she was pretty interested in Skyrim even with the vertigo issues but couldn't make it very far due to it.

>>718488070
They hated him because he spoke the truth

>>718491229
Go innawoods and chase wendigo around with a peachwood sword.

>>718497137
I just got the game and I'm having a hard time getting into it, does it get better after the 4 hour mark?

>>718493580
In the words of Shinzo Abe. Only (You) can prevent the demographic collapse.

>>718542351
She brought up something about her ex boyfriend and then asked me about my previous relationships because I don't like talking about myself and the conversation eventually rolled around to how many people we've been with. I said 3 and she said 25 and after that it got awkward until she got pissed and said that the past doesn't matter because I was the one she was currently interested in. I told her I was sorry but it matters to me and she called me a shrimp dicked loser who was afraid to sleep with someone who's already had bigger. After that we parted ways.

>>718542687
>>718543983
here you go it's really not that interesting

>>718543983
Boy did that escalate quickly.

>>718487204 (OP)
my wife only plays the sims and does horrific degenerate shit in those retarded games. we do not play games together

>>718497813
>how can somebody not have a personality?
The" personality" those types of people present to others, is simply the consensus of the people that exist around them. It isn't unique or individual. It simply mimics

>>718538489
this made me incredible sad for some reason.

>>718544090
Grant it that was the worst case. Most don't end that way.

>>718543960
dont worry about Japan theyre importing a ton of Nigerians, Pakistanis, and Indians to round out their failing labor sector as well as their declining birth rates

>>718540375
Me too I really want a chubby bearded bf with glasses don't judge me plz

>>718544221
Yeah that is one way to save a dying nation by frontloading it with slaves. I'm sure that won't blow up in the faces. History isn't a series of events that you can draw direct comparisons with.

>>718544351
Are you at least a cute twink?

>>718542351
>the past unironically shouldn't matter

No man wants to be with a ran through nasty just like no women wants to be with a virgin loser. The past always matters.

>>718542351
>Also, the past unironically shouldn't matter
Yes if fucking should you woman

>>718542351
Past decisions are a strong indicator of future behavior both in men and women.

>>718542351
>Also, the past unironically shouldn't matter.
I feel sorry for the kids more than anything. No wants to be the kid that grew up with a ho for a mother unless he was brought up in a brothel. You would get some decent life lessons there compared to a shattered homelife fraught with paranoia and skewed interpretations. One is a business and the other is just sad.

>>718543983
Do you find these girls from dating apps? I cant imagine anyone being bold enough to say that kind of shit to a stranger

>>718544990
Mostly yeah a few I've met on campus.

>>718542351
>Also, the past unironically shouldn't matter.
BTW I had domestic battery charges against all my previous girlfriends but the past shouldn't matter right?

>>718543983
>I said 3 and she said 25 and after that it got awkward until she got pissed and said that the past doesn't matter because I was the one she was currently interested in. I told her I was sorry but it matters to me and she called me a shrimp dicked loser who was afraid to sleep with someone who's already had bigger. After that we parted ways.
lol bullet dodged, better to rip the bandaid off than to waste a ton of time, money, and energy. If she said 25 it was probably more like 50+.

How exactly did you meet your wife?

>>718545627
Wife?

>>718521990
>those step one eyes
ETA to when she poons out?

>>718545627
grooming

>>718488557
So that's why it's not funny

>>718521990
Topknot actually breaking off from this psycho cunt was probably the best he ever did. Who the fuck signs a contract like she's your corpo mandated wife? Biting a bullet train would be more dignified than going through with that.

>>718523930
>He killed himself.
Rip lad

>>718545627
scrolling through profiles on vk.com, messaging the cutest one, then sponsoring her visa

>>718539560
>Doesn't really seem worth it.
Nope and my oldman is learning that lesson the hard way. He had fuckall anyway and she still took it all. Took my guitar too the fat mongrel bitch. Love from Kazakhstan.

>>718540136
sadly you've been brainwashed like all the other millennials to think marriage and having children is bad

>>718487204 (OP)
My ex and I had a lot of fun with games like Sakura Wars and Wolf Among Us, where you have choices to make and can talk shit about the stuff that happens.

>>718546446
Nothing that a container full of slav- I mean immigrants can't solve amirite? You don't need a native population when you can always replace it with something else.

>>718538489
the person who drew this is mentally ill

>>718523930
Remember Anons: never stick your dick in crazy.

>>718523882
>>718523930

>>718543217
I'm glad that you feel confident enough to tell us that, anon, but maybe next time include some content in your post.

>>718538489
Whoever made this is very predatory, and probably is a registered sex offender.

>>718495002
Nice projection mate.

>>718538489
>>718547310
He's literally fucking nude.

>>718546550
I don't want to replace white people with bipox.

>>718546446
Yes. I have been brainwashed. By my parent's divorce, as well as many divorce horror stories. As well as people whining about how hard it is to be a parent, and how their idea of a good time starts with "so, the kids are out of the house..." or "we get a babysitter for the kids..." etc.

Honestly, though, my biggest reason is that I don't have the "need" to have a wife and kids. The thought of me being a father gives me a bad feeling in my gut. The same internal disgust straight guys feel when they see a gay couple kissing. I highly encourage other people to do whatever they want regarding the "having kids" question, I just know I don't want them.

>>718521990
>first apartment by yourself
Women really do have life on easy mode

>>718521874
>>718521990
I'm a 42 years old white male and my hairline is much better than hers.

>>718524496
The man didn't so much as the social media addiction and friends with social media addiction did. The man's mistake was obviously not nipping that shit in the bud. God help you if you met on a dating app.

>>718532098
KEK

man, /v/ has been on a roll tonight.

>>718541843
This

>>718542040
>>718493875
>>718540375
I want a BF or husband, too, but furry men don't exist. Neither do orcs.

Human men are too uncanny for me for long term gayness.

>>718487204 (OP)
Wife?
>>718538489
>draws this
>only to have the girl NTR him with a nigger in the next page
I don't get it. What's the point? Who gets off to this?

>>718520060
The actual anime shows her half naked all the times

>>718523614
All modern leftist women do.

>>718548265
If anything you've broken free from "society's" brainwashing of having more children to feed into the machine

>>718528392
Honestly, I have more respect for people who make the conscious decision not to have kids than the idiots who have them before they wholly accept to embrace the responsibility.

While I agree that the anon is making light of what is undeniably one of the most meaningful experiences a person can have, at least he's self-aware enough to know that it's not for him. Most people can't even manage that.

>>718528404
The most effective methods are having a combination of:

1) financial autonomy (stable income and a place of your own)
2) healthy appearance (decent hygiene and social skills)
3) a social life

Any one of these can get you a girlfriend, but having all 3 pretty much makes you an ideal candidate.

>>718548265
>Honestly, though, my biggest reason is that I don't have the "need" to have a wife and kids. The thought of me being a father gives me a bad feeling in my gut. The same internal disgust straight guys feel when they see a gay couple kissing. I highly encourage other people to do whatever they want regarding the "having kids" question, I just know I don't want them.

Nobody wants to have kids because nobody grows up anymore, they want to stay kids themselves forever and never have any responsibility. They couldn't imagine a world in which their priorities aren't dedicated to chasing constant dopamine rushes with diminishing returns.
It's your life not my business what you do or if you fuck it up. It's just a pretty pathetic state of humanity to see that the majority of millennials would rather waste away 50 years consooming shitty repetitive media, drinking, and doing drugs rather than actually live any kind of real life comparable to the rest of humanity through all of history. After thousands of year of surviving gruesome wars and bloodshed all it took is some TVs and phone screens to virtually destroy humanity.
My parents are in their 60s and can barely wipe their own asses i'm not sure how all these people expect to get by in the future with no family, they sure as hell aren't going to get support from their charitable and caring communities or countrymen. People are only getting crazier, more broken, and more selfish every day.

>>718549771
>they sure as hell aren't going to get support from their charitable and caring communities or countrymen. People are only getting crazier, more broken, and more selfish every day.
It's definitely a scary thought. Unfortunately, it's also the kind of thing most people would just rather not think about until it's the only thing that matters (i.e. when it's too late).

It's very easy to live a comfortable, distracted life these days.

>>718546446
I don't think the concept is bad. I just don't like people. And you know, that could be a fault of me and not others, that's fair. But that doesn't change the fact that I don't like people or this reality in general. The ideals of having a family and children are destroyed by the reality that most people can and will destroy everything on a whim. You can do your best, try to do everything right and still fail and get tossed aside. In fact, it's extremely common. Just because I enjoy the fantasy and ideal of something doesn't mean that it actually exists in the real world.

>>718500408
Its mocking a common loser archetype that's overplayed in amateur web comics. The only one coping here is you

>>718531962
Tiktok brainrot girl and Instagram reels brainrot boy.

>>718549771
>Nobody wants to have kids because nobody grows up anymore, they want to stay kids themselves forever and never have any responsibility.
It's not the responsibility. I immediately think of the "good times" parents talk about, like playing with your toddlers or taking the kids out for ice cream... I still get that kind of revulsion. Honestly, I just don't like kids.

>They couldn't imagine a world in which their priorities aren't dedicated to chasing constant dopamine rushes with diminishing returns.
I don't chase dopamine rushes. I like to sit back and relax when I am not working or doing chores.

>It's your life not my business what you do or if you fuck it up.
And yet, here you are lecturing me...

>It's just a pretty pathetic state of humanity to see that the majority of millennials would rather waste away 50 years consooming shitty repetitive media, drinking, and doing drugs rather than actually live any kind of real life comparable to the rest of humanity through all of history.
I don't "consoom," drink or do drugs. I'm actually one of the few millennials that the DARE Program actually worked on. A little too well, since I've never been drunk, LOL

>After thousands of year of surviving gruesome wars and bloodshed all it took is some TVs and phone screens to virtually destroy humanity.
It's terrible that my children will never get to survive the gruesome wars and bloodshed because their consoomer father was too busy contributing to white genocide by CONSOOMING.

>My parents are in their 60s and can barely wipe their own asses
Damn, bro, either they did too many drugs when they were younger or your family's genetics are TERRIBLE.

>>718550418
>i'm not sure how all these people expect to get by in the future with no family, they sure as hell aren't going to get support from their charitable and caring communities or countrymen. People are only getting crazier, more broken, and more selfish every day.
I'll have saved money from not having kids. Also... how many old people are there in retirement homes, despite having adult children? How many of those elderly people made kids to take care of them in their old age (imagine creating a human being just to enslave them as some kind of insurance policy), only to get dumped in an old folks' home?

>>718487204 (OP)
It sucks ass, all she does is complain because she's a retard who comprehend clicking buttons to find something in a menu. Her idea of playing games together is suffering in Overwatch. She also just keeps getting fatter and aparently I cant critisize her about it because that's "being mean". Watching a movie with her is just me listening to her pull it apart. I'm so close to jumping under a bus.

>>718550630
Jesus Christ, grow a fucking spine. She acts like that only because you allow her.

>>718550630
have you tried reclaiming your balls from her purse?

>non-gamer gf would lean against me while I played Elder Scrolls Oblivion then get offended when NPC's were rude to me and randomly tell me to stop and then turn around and point to some tiny item on the ground I walked past and then tell me which items to drop based on Weight to Gold ratio

Wow I miss that and her haha...

>>718522896
Who's the secret new character?

>>718497826
Did. Now I'm here to insult you for being a seething faggot.

>>718522896
>cat going blind in real time because they won't take it to a vet

>>718550821
>Wow I miss that and her haha...

I can't read sentences like that and not think of the Chris Watts meme.

>"Man, I sure do miss my girlfriend, I sure hope someone finds her, ha ha!"

>>718550858
Her boyfriend

>>718523785
That or stolen history turned fanfiction

>>718523785
>trick vast swaths of the population into being your spiritual and now material slaves
Sweets great

>>718549094
>only to have the girl NTR him with a nigger in the next page
>look it up
>its true
fuck this gay earth

>>718550584
>Also... how many old people are there in retirement homes, despite having adult children?
I wouldn't know, maybe you'd be surprised how easy it is for the state to simply ignore some babbling old man who can't even remember their social security number and just leave them to die on the road. That's before you even mention diverse nurses beating the shit out of them or having an "accident". I'm sure it doesn't end well for any of them.

>(imagine creating a human being just to enslave them as some kind of insurance policy)
I mean that's sort of part of having a family they take care of you when you are young or sick and you take care of them. It's crazy how filthy people on Reddit make it sound. As if they all have a visceral hatred of their parents. I get that boomers suck but I can't believe that everyone's parents were that terrible especially since corporal punishment and beating wasn't really popular with boomers. I'm betting most of it is stuff like "they weren't totally enthusiastic about my decision to get bottom surgery so I realized they were Nazi bigots and cut them out of my life!!!"

>>718550726
You misinterpret the situation and the brain of a woman. She and the absolute vast majority of modern women are completely incapable of true self-improvement. She would rather I fuck other girls than even attempt to fast, it's unreal.

>>718551590
>I mean that's sort of part of having a family they take care of you when you are young or sick and you take care of them.
Again. You're creating children solely for the purpose of making them your caretakers when you can't wipe your own ass anymore. Like a human version of a 401k.

And you call childless people "selfish?"

>>718487204 (OP)
>Wife ruins your first playthrough by spoiling it
Fucking bitch

>>718487204 (OP)
I get irritated when people don't get things that seem easy to me so it could only be fun if she was already good at video games.

>>718487910
Most of my best video game memories are passing around a single controller on single player games with friends or my brother. Even trash games like Da Vinci Code on ps2 were fun with the right people.

>>718487204 (OP)
Every single marriage I know of where the guy still plays vidya is a "polyamorous" one with only the wife going out and getting strange.

>>718487204 (OP)
>wife is playing hello kitty on the switch
>help her througb puzzle nowing nothing about the game, just how games work
>she unlocks new characters/area

>>718551882
skill issue

>>718551868
yeah probably lol. I was talking about my childhood to a friend's wife a few weeks ago and that's what she said at the end of the evening as well. My life is mostly normal though so I don't see any point in seeing a doctor or psych or whatever about it.

>>718551685
You explicitly omitted where he was making fun of trannies. Why?

>>718551882
Those people aren't husband and wife, atleast not in a traditional sense. They are essentially narcissits who decided to be business partners.

They get hitched to pull their funds together and save on taxes- the husband is a cuck that's not emotionally invested at all with his wife and has some autistic obession like video games or table top RPGs, while the wife has one or two boyfriends on the side and gets freaky any time she wants.

>>718550139
>fail and get tossed aside
I don’t think I know anyone who has failed at as many things as I have, and I sure know what it feels like to become overwhelmed with helpless despair. But that’s never stopped me from trying new things and thinking up new ways to move forward.

The only way to deal with the unresolved conflict of a failed endeavor is to start a new one, and make sure to get it right this time. I can’t imagine how I’d function if I didn’t make a point to ignore my fear of failure every now and then.

>>718552092
Why not?

I hate trannies, too, but I'm not going to engage in his off the rails poltard rant. And this is coming from another right wing guy who also browses /pol/.

>>718524480
>ohh husbando....
>you spend too much money on shitty star wars toysuu
>now we are going to be homeress....

>>718535918
>But as you get older holding onto gaming buddies is harder, so a wife is a safe bet
Fuck this is too true, my best gaming buddy got married a few years ago and hasn't logged into steam or psn since his daughter was born good for him

>>718538007
there's no sex after death anon, at best there's a little dry humping but that's it.

>>718530354
I believe she's Molly Moon

>>718549771
>waste away 50 years consooming shitty repetitive media, drinking, and doing drugs
anon, there are millions of parents doing those things while ignoring their children right now, they are not mutually exclusive.

>>718551685
>Again. You're creating children solely for the purpose of making them your caretakers when you can't wipe your own ass anymore. Like a human version of a 401k.
I mean that's not the only reason, there's also passing on skills and personal enjoyment, though I still don't see how you would consider it selfish. What do you think is the purpose of a family? It is a mutual support network of people who care about each other. Parents raise their kids and take care of them so it's an equivalent relationship.
Why do you think people get married beyond money or historically connections?
Again it's crazy to me how Reddit people can portray the concept of "family" as this horrible disgusting abomination.
I really don't see the horror in this unless you are going to hit me with the "Woe is me living is just so difficult, horrific and endlessly tormenting that everyone is just better off never existing"

>And you call childless people "selfish?"
Yes they are both selfish and shortsighted because they consider children a burden on their eternal-16 thrill seeking lifestyles and their wallet now when they are relatively young and healthy. Though they will likely suffer long-term when the party ends because they were unwilling to invest the the future both for themselves and their children. Many such cases.

>>718540621
>gets vertigo very easily
kek I always wondered about people like that. One guy I met couldn't play Mirror's Edge or even 360 in a FPS too fast or he'd get dizzy.

>>718538193
I'm on marriage number two and at this point if something happens to her I'm just buying a Japanese breast toy and calling it a day but god dammit I will be devastated.

>>718552027
The fuck was she expecting?

>>718552849
that lip out face is the exact expression my 8yo niece makes when the game asks her to use the R3 button

>>718550584
Jesus anon, I wanted to give you the benefit of the doubt but what you’ve said here is so immensely ignorant that I’m starting to think you’re either a teenager or a retard. You seem like the type who is quick to judge without much information to go off of, which is an extremely immature character trait, so for your sake I hope you’re still a kid.

Insults aside, don’t judge people for dumping their parents in a home until you’ve had to live with a loved one whose mind has begun to deteriorate. The hospital I used to work at had a geriatric ward, and there was one patient there who would do this scream that sounded like when a police siren passed by. And she’d do it at regular intervals every few minutes or so. How the fuck do you propose the family of that woman deal with that situation? I bet the doctors didn’t even know what to do about it.

My point is, you’re an idiot, I hope you realize that.

>>718487910
That actually sounds fun because everybody got to actually be involved.

>>718536384
i never thought about this error before

>>718552926
>not going all the way with a Japanese rubber wife
Treat yourself lad

>>718552715
>unless you are going to hit me with the "Woe is me living is just so difficult, horrific and endlessly tormenting that everyone is just better off never existing"
These are the same sort that defend killing unborn children because children are inconvenient and death is apparently a mercy.
They only care about themselves yet still try to moralize.

>>718488070
INSANELY based post

>>718553050
Demented geriatrics and profound retards should be euthanized for their own dignity.

>>718552715
>What do you think is the purpose of a family?
Happiness.

Otherwise, there is no purpose. You have a family because you want one. If you choose not to have a family because that's not what you want... that's okay, too. The choice of family or no family should always be available and picked because of the individual person's wants.

>Again it's crazy to me how Reddit people can portray the concept of "family" as this horrible disgusting abomination.
I never mentioned Reddit. You keep trying to go off on rants about Reddit and poltical crap I see on /pol/ everyday. I've heard what you have told me a thousand times.

If it's so important to you, go have ten kids with your wife right now.

>Yes they are both selfish and shortsighted because they consider children a burden on their eternal-16 thrill seeking lifestyles and their wallet now when they are relatively young and healthy. Though they will likely suffer long-term when the party ends because they were unwilling to invest the the future both for themselves and their children.
>Many such cases.
Mr Trump, I am not a thrill seeker, nor am I trying to be a thrill seeking 16 year old forever. I've explained that to you already. I'm just a guy who likes peace and quiet when I get home from work. The "party" never started to begin with.

Besides, I am already making investments in my health by not drinking, doing drugs or smoking. I am also trying to avoid sugar and preservatives. I make my own bread, too. I'll make financial investments when I have more money in the bank. Money that I wouldn't have if I had a wife and kids.

>>718553394
Maybe, but finding a person to be a nuisance is hardly a good reason to execute them.

>>718553050
>Insults aside, don’t judge people for dumping their parents in a home until you’ve had to live with a loved one whose mind has begun to deteriorate.
Those loved ones are supposed to be taken care of by their families. According to that other anon and every tradlarper on /pol/. Your anecdote about that crazy old lady only helps to disprove the whole "your le heckin trad family is gonna take care of you when you're old and feeble!" claim.

>>718487204 (OP)
Like playing with a toddler unfortunately.

>>718487204 (OP)
>be with girlfriend 5 years
>buy plane tickets to Japan for her birthday
>propose in Japan
>she says yes
>breaks up with me a month later
This happend last month and I'm still struggling to not give into the suicidal thoughts.

>>718553403
>Happiness
What a fucking hedonistic priority.
There are immensely more important things than being "happy".
When you're old and alone, you'll understand that, provided you don't kill yourself.

>Besides, I am already making investments in my health by not drinking, doing drugs or smoking. I am also trying to avoid sugar and preservatives
>Eats bread

>Money that I wouldn't have if I had a wife and kids.
Sold your family for shekels.

>>718553710
she didn't like Japan at all

>>718523785
Read the Epic of Gilgamesh right now nigga

>>718553643
>family keeps you someplace safe where you can get medical grade sedatives and scream all you want
>they even come by once in a while to see if you’re dead yet
It’s that or
>go insane alone in your apartment

I guess either way your brain will be too deteriorated for you to be cognizant of what’s happening in any case.

>>718553403
Your anti natalist facade will drop eventually, that or you'll sink yourself into the things you forsake. You aren't as smart as you think you are.

>>718553403
Damn so not only is your life purposeless but it's also boring, that sounds dreadful.

>>718553710
That's a somewhat common thing happening this year with zoomer women. I'm not sure why. Some girls in their mid 20's are having a crisis of conflict seemingly out of nowhere.

>>718553791
>Happiness
>What a fucking hedonistic priority.
>There are immensely more important things than being "happy".
That actually made me laugh out loud. WOW, I cannot imagine how miserable you must be.

>When you're old and alone, you'll understand that, provided you don't kill yourself.
I won't kill myself. Because I will be happy.

>>718553898
I am not, and have never been, an anti-natalist. I want everybody to have kids or not have kids depending on their individual dreams and desires.

>>718553974
I got plenty of purpose. I just don't want a wife or kids. Having kids would be dreadful to me.

>>718553584
Keeping a subhuman "alive" isn't a good reason to care for them, but you can't just let them die of neglect.
Let alone the indignity of it.
Euthanasia is the ethical option.

>>718553710
A family friend of mine got proposed to when her boyfriend took her to Paris. She said yes, they took picture, and they had a majorly extravagant engagement party (which I’m sad to say I missed).

Then they broke up a few months later.

No idea how or why. All I know is that I’m cynical enough to have rolled my eyes hard when I heard he took her to fucking Paris kek. I guess the guy really *was* as unimaginative as I thought.

Sorry, anon— I’m sure that wasn’t helpful. Just know that you’re not alone in this.

>head over to friends house
>she lives with her bf
>they're both games, have their own setups in a dedicated room, always happy to game together, or side by side besides if they're playing different things
>no apparent conflicts between them beyond "hey make sure you're not downloading something rn I think it's affecting the wifi"
>either of them can go and fetch snacks rq, or tag in for a bathroom break, or look over and advise
Living my fucking dream, it feels silly saying shit like "I want a gamer life with a gamer gf" but it seems like such a happy life.

>>718554038
And the government is crying about why their demographics keep falling. No amount of state cash injections can stop the mind from jumping the gun.

>>718492960
Okay, now I'm interested. What's the name?

I only like watching someone play vidya if they're horror games or fightan'

>>718554038
thank apps like pic related, it should be illegal to give women unrestricted internet access

>>718554245
I'm old enough to remember the constant propaganda of over population sold to the previous generation.

>>718552715
>Yes they are both selfish and shortsighted because they consider children a burden on their eternal-16 thrill seeking lifestyles and their wallet now when they are relatively young and healthy. Though they will likely suffer long-term when the party ends because they were unwilling to invest the the future both for themselves and their children. Many such cases.
Oh my Trump. Yes this. So much this. This this this this this this.

>>718543250
>Finding someone to happily share your life with doesn't count unless you ruin it with mandatory kids
>Who will also get ruined because you only had them on a whim
Yeah the poor guy, only having a cat instead.

>>718553710
She found a nip bf

>>718495550
Sub Nig

>>718554056
Hmmm… idk, anon. Both of our opinions on this matter are weighed equally in terms of their shallowness. I am cowardly and don’t want blood on my hands, not unless I am absolutely certain it is merciful. I can’t envision a point at which it would dawn upon me that to euthanize someone for simply being a burden is in any way merciful. What you suggest is that the subhuman would have the same concept of “dignity” as you, which is to say, they would rather be dead than be alive as a subhuman. I, on the other hand, know only that it is good to be alive when one can afford such a luxury as that. I would rather not kill some one who has not personally asked me to do so.

>>718554350
>>718554245
My friend who lost his fiancé too this year. His girlfriend had gotten suggested a therapist by someone where she was getting her birth control. I think there's a long game being played behind a curtain most guy's would like to ignore.
You gotta be careful who you let your GF/Wife talk to.

>>718554043
Having a family decreases all cause mortality, especially in men, in addition it reduces instances of serious cns disorders later in life.
Your brain actually shrinks when you are lonely and without physical contact with someone regularly it measurably changes baseline biochemistry in your brain.

>>718487204 (OP)
I had to have a 2 hour discussion about how this whole "let me get a guide" behavior is fucking stupid and me being angry at the game is an integral part of the game
with coop or when she plays it took possibly 100 hours before she got comfortable enough that me laughing at her fucking up is not perceived as a personal attack
I'm still proud she completed MGR all by herself

>>718554456
That's very unlikely. Usually it's the other way around.

>>718549771
>People are only getting crazier, more broken, and more selfish every day.
Sounds like a great trend to continue to inflict upon your children. Maybe it would be nicer to make the world a more livable place before sprinting in a race to the bottom?

>>718554350
Redpill me on this app

>>718553403
>Happiness.
I mentioned personal enjoyment, but I'll add that "Happiness" is fleeting and transient. Wanting it to some extent is fine but having it be the main factor for your decision making will doom you to failure. It's effectively chasing the dragon. Seeking long-term stability and peace is more realistic. Of course few do this which is why they lives of drama and chaos following impulses.

>I never mentioned Reddit
>I've heard what you have told me a thousand times.
As I said originally your personal life is not my business I'm speaking more toward your line of logic in general than you specifically as I have also heard it "a thousand times" to the point i'm aware that it's a common philosophy among many people. You also brought up the idea that having kids is selfish so I wanted to provide a counterargument to that. I mention Reddit because that is the main source, there is a place there known as r/childfree that is one of the primary sources of the anti-natalist philosophy and they say most of the same things as you.
There very well could be a lot of good reasons for a person to choose to not have children. However "News telling me that the world is too scary, horrible and full of Nazis for people to have children in modern day" is the dumbest possible reason.

>>718554594
>MGR
... Metal Gear Rising?

>>718554561
>Your brain actually shrinks when you are lonely and without physical contact with someone regularly it measurably changes baseline biochemistry in your brain.

>>718554561
Does that study also account for the 20 years of stress? Especially the early years?

Stress is the biggest killer, you know, and one of the biggest causes in many illnesses, especially ones that kill you.

>>718489125
the hilarious part is this predicted a real relationship . The Quirk Chungus divorced the manchild and became a lesbian .

>>718554594
>she completed MGR
Whoa, holy shit. I wonder if my sister would have the patience for that… I’ve only ever met one other girl who was savvy enough for actual vidya. We dated briefly but things didn’t work out. Was amazed that real gamer girls actually exist, though.

>>718554704
yep

>>718554669
It's an app made by a queer that wanted to make money by data collecting/selling. The platform was for women to feel "comfortable" talking about men and other women which degraded into a bitchfest and social rating system. The app's data got leaked because the guy that made the app is a stupid queer and didn't know what the fuck he was doing. So now there are thousands of stupid bitches with their names, addresses, and ID's leaked. Which should probably be shared way more often than it is. So stupid fucking apps like that never happen again.

>>718554594
>me laughing when something bad happens to you is fine actually
yikes

>>718554749
>stress
If you have a good partner then raising your kid won’t induce the kind of stress that will give you cancer lol. I feel bad for single parents. Must be a fucking nightmare.

>>718554778
My sister used to be good at clearing games. Better than I ever was at it. Her strengths were platformers and puzzle games that I didn't have the patience for.

>>718554847
Not gonna lie, anon— your absolute revulsion with this app and the dev cracked me up.

9/10 post, keep up the good work

>>718542636
>uwu pr0n
you mean ToT ?

>>718554649
>Maybe it would be nicer to make the world a more livable place before sprinting in a race to the bottom?
What is your solution? Another stimulus? UBI? Do you think giving piles of money to people will suddenly make them grow hearts and love their fellow man? Will throwing everyone in jail who disagrees?
People cared about their communities much more in the past despite having less than they do now. Hostility to concepts like family are just diving deeper into materialism and "every man for himself"

How can you simultaneously want the world to be a nice place while also thinking that the point of life is to chase personal pleasure and material possession. They're contradictory.

>>718554862
it's a low stakes environment dude
laughing at failure just keeps it low stakes

>>718554693
>I mentioned personal enjoyment, but I'll add that "Happiness" is fleeting and transient.
>Seeking long-term stability and peace is more realistic
That's what I mean by "happiness," as well as the emotional fulfillment therein.

>As I said originally your personal life is not my business
You don't act like it is.

>I mention Reddit because that is the main source, there is a place there known as r/childfree that is one of the primary sources of the anti-natalist philosophy and they say most of the same things as you.
I made the decision to never have kids a good 20 years before I even heard of that website. Reddit and that subreddit never had any influence in my choice.

>There very well could be a lot of good reasons for a person to choose to not have children. However "News telling me that the world is too scary, horrible and full of Nazis for people to have children in modern day" is the dumbest possible reason.
Good thing that's not my reason. Don't know why you think it is, since I never mentioned the state of the world influencing me.

Again, I am a right winger who browses /pol/ all the time. I'd get called a "Nazi" everywhere outside of 4chan and post-Elon Twitter. Stop trying to make this a political thing, bro.

Been nice talking to you. Later, gator.

>>718555109
A good start would be to ban the federal government from having anything to do with Student Loans.
As soon as the Fed started handing out student loans tuition skyrocketed.
Now we have kids for the past three decades being brainwashed into putting them selves into crippling debt for nothing but the further spread of social disease.

>>718554893
You'll get stress when raising kids no matter what. The levels of stress you get from them varies by many factors. Young mothers and fathers always complain about "never getting sleep" because their babies are always waking them up. That's not good for your long term health. Still plenty of stress in later years, too.

>>718554728
Cat bffl

No kids guy, here. Gotta go. Been a fun thread. Later, everyone!

>>718552480
I hate that fucking game.

>>718555109
War given the current patterns that are beginning to emerge. If you are already looking to kill via replacement why not just skip ahead and feed your patron deity and his insatiable need for blood and carnage? Resources exist to be consumed after all.

>>718552958
You believe she was thinking?

>>718554418
Wanting to invest in the future of the country is now exclusively a maga chud concept? Did he recently say that in a speech somewhere?
I could've sworn that leftists complained about how boomers never invested in their kids or the future.
Guess politics have really changed in the last few months.

>>718555305
Lol anon, your body can handle a little bit of stress once in a while. I know you’re ignorant but you don’t seriously believe having to adapt to a new sleep schedule for a year or two is going to stress you out so much that you get a disease, do you?

Well, I suppose it *is* possible depending on your temperament. Not very likely. And certainly not the kind of thing that is risky enough to be considered a legitimate deterrent from raising kids lol.

I mean, whatever reason you have for not wanting kids, I respect your choice. It’s not something to be taken lightly. But the key to raising a kid properly is also having a good partner— someone who you can work with on this massive project the two of you have decided to share together. As long as you two can be a proper team, then you will succeed and will enjoy all the benefits of raising children.

>>718540621
>reading a romance novels
You gotta be careful with that. Pay attention to the authors she's reading.

>>718555109
it could be anything but it's 100% certain that just giving up isn't a real answer. You don't just give up and forsake the future just because things seem bad and maybe even get worse. That's a totally inhuman sentiment and it's crazy how pervasive it is now

>>718538489
.... the whole point is to be sexual with them so that if feels like you're taking advantage of them.
Or is that just me?

>>718538273
Skyrim only existed a month and a half in 2011.

>>718555109
>What is your solution
Remove market incentives for atomization, heavily restrict and regulate digital communications, change tax rates to favor independent businesses serving individual communities instead of private equity and endless conglomeration and marketeering. GDP, prices and stocks will crash and people could make their own lives again. It's not noble to bring children into a worse world than you were brought into, it's irresponsible. You're the one who's so afraid of getting old, infirm and impotent that you want an insurance policy. It's better to be expendable in bad times around weak men.
>but capital flight
Might as well use the military for the sake of the people and shoot them.

>>718525052
That's a weird butcher's map.

>>718487204 (OP)
actually the witness is a good backseat game to play
it's so ass brainstorming solutions together to get it done faster is actually pretty fun

>>718524480
... that's the face of the girl I was extremely attracted to for a few years. Holy shit. She had some medical issue and would never date anyone. Holy shit I still feel bad for her.

>>718538489
Man… you know, I kinda feel bad for the guy who drew this. At first you get the idea that it’s some kind of a demented sexual fantasy, but I think this is a genuinely sincere reflection of the author’s concept of being chivalrous towards an autistic gf.

The world is simply not ready for this man’s truth.

>>718552027
Unreal levels of mental buck breaking by the husband

>>718524528
She's never had a good idea.

I have oddly good luck with women but I always immediately become distant because I have no real hobbies, no skills and I hate myself so ultimately decide I shouldn't burden them with trying to get serious with me since there's nothing there and all I'd want to do is sit around and dissociatively cuddle

>>718521990
Oh god, that disgusting flag.

>>718552027
>i am not transphobic
>but transgirls are not women
lel. i prefer to think this is real

>>718530756
Real wisdom here.

>>718523349
more like he took the bullet and then finally broke up with it when it wanted him to do yet another stupid video for anti-social media, making it into >>718521990

>>718556238
That's the face I'm imagining when he said
>It's something different

>>718555598
Have a (You)

>>718556572
>dodge one bullet
>get two more in the back of the head
The game was rigged from the start.

>>718552027
>our children are unsure about the ordeal
Kek this is definitely fake. Or at least I sure as hell hope it is.