4 results for "349f066ad8e4fca68d3b173fde082589"
>>724986341
Technological advancement is all about finding new ways to utilize steam my nigger. It's only a matter of time before we start utilizing it in the field of masturbation technology. Just think, within 10 years you will no longer fap with silicone onaholes, a tube sock, or even a kleenex. You will blast your dick and balls with hot steam until you cum and it will be glorious
>had a gf
>wanted to spend every fucking waking hour with me
>she didn't like playing vidya so I rarely had a chance to play vidya
>she didn't like watching anime so I never had a chance to watch anime
>lot of times when we'd fuck I'd be too preoccupied thinking about vidya to get into it
>finally dumped her because I was tired of being attached at the hip
>haven't dated since and haven't had sex in 12 years
>I can play vidya when I want and watch anime when I want
Women are overrated. All you need in life is vidya and anime
>>715428820
>currying favour with India
>>712613029
The office I work at. I'm the only one working graveyard so I make it a habit of cumming in as many cups as I can throughout my shift and spreading them around in thin film, hiding them in the supply closet at the end of my shift to dry, and then stocking them back into the paper cup dispenser at the start of my next shift. Day shift's been drinking my cum for 5 years and they have no idea