>>150377514
the second half of this story reminds me of something similar that happened to me
>be me, like, 12
>obsessed with the nbc peacock (i was a logo kid, don't make fun)
>one day on google images, i see a picture of the peacock kissing someone's ass (i wanted to find it to add to this post but i don't even know where to start looking, nbc's streaming service being called peacock does not help at all)
>idea
>later that night when my late father is tucking my little brother into bed, i say "bend over"
>you can probably guess what i was intending to do
>dad asks me where i heard that
>i panic and say it was a bully at my school
>bear in mind, up to that point, i had never been bullied ever, even though i was prime bullying material
>my parents go to the school and tell them i'm being bullied
>i get asked who the bully is
>my lie immediately unravels as i can't bring myself to pin the blame on anyone
i don't remember if i was punished afterwards, the ending's kind of a blur