Mainland copy pasta that made me laugh
>cat Lumi hops onto your bed with a live trout in her mouth
>while wiggling her butt in the air she pulls your pajama pants down
>she drops the trout on your chest and lets out a shrieking nya
>it's flopping around as it suffocates
>she licks the area all around your penis without touching your penis
>you slowly get harder and harder as her sand paper tongue is put to work at the crevice right between your penis and thigh
>cat Lumi grabs the trout with her hand, gripping it so hard the eyes bulge out
>she slides it's open mouth over your cock until you are all the way inside
>cat Lumi then pulls it off and sniffs your cock
>with gentle precision she licks the trouts juices off your cock
>she continues to do this and each time the trout looks a little less alive
>you cum eventually after Lumi has thrusted the trout onto your cock more times than you can count
>a perceptive Lumi sees your body twitching and this time instead of removing the trout she holds it there until you're done
>an excited Lumi lets out one more nya and leaves with her cum stuffed trout
>"Alexa, add trout to the shopping list" you say as you fade into a deep sleep