Thread 103551143

This thread is dedicated to the star known as Gliese 667C and space's greatest thief, Kaneko Lumi (金子瑠美)

Space's greatest thief has come for her next big haul! Lumi is a mischievous star from a solar system far away. She came to Earth to learn all about the people, the history, and of course, the valuables! She loves to sing, overcome challenges and most of all, have fun!

Bratty and mischievous, Lumi loves to poke people and push them, and herself, to their limits! Easily amused, Lumi loves to learn new things and explore her curiosities. Bouncy and fun, teasing and competitive, and sometimes soft and vulnerable, Lumi is the full rollercoaster of emotions!

Schedule: full schedule returns! yay! no graduation yet!

https://x.com/Kaneko_Lumi/status/1954941562464694660/photo/1

Idol Songs: https://youtu.be/rdGLAjNTUlA
https://youtu.be/yGFiH98YOug
https://youtu.be/YEf3M-NB3Gg

Twitter: https://twitter.com/kaneko_lumi
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/KanekoLumi
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
Twitch Archive: https://www.youtube.com/@lumikaneko
https://gofile.io/d/KGXbJt
https://gofile.io/d/votdVz
https://mega.nz/folder/J6l0UCLC#Xsq4LOPewcc20TexfB6dvg

Lumi will be streaming later

Previous Thread:>>103403628

>>103551143 (OP)
Why would anyone abuse Lumi? She’s such an angel. She deserves to be treated like a queen.

Is there an actual reason why Lumi is into Ryona?

Noel and Lumi should collab and try and see which of the two is the bigger brocon. My money is on Lumi

I wonder what a Lumi orgasm sounds and looks like

>>103551538
she's a woman

>>103551472
because she loves it and I think I may love her and need to find out

>>103551564
she already loves making sex noises. But we know she is a turbo bottom and a pillow princess. so I like to think she is ashamed of inconviniencing you with the noises being forced out of her. she'll try to suppress them, but cant entirely. so we get painful sounding little squeaking noises that we can calibrate to our needs by controlling the amount of force applied.
in any case she'd avert her gaze the first time and look to your body language to see if she offended you with her noises. you would have to move quickly to validate her with head pats and a head massage. pull it off right and you get hours or cuddling and the nicest breakfast you can imagine. she wont eat much she'll just stare at you lovingly while you eat up

>>103552084
>you get hours or cuddling and the nicest breakfast you can imagine. she wont eat much she'll just stare at you lovingly while you eat up
eh think i'd pass on that

>>103553367
you're a strange man

>>103553367
>>103552084
I would want Lumi to stare at me menacingly, daring me not to eat it

>>103553832
>clingy Lumi
might be great initially but that eventually turns into a nightmare

>>103554066
she'd do one worse. if you didnt like it she would get that look on her face she makes when you hurt her feelings. Just for half a second. then she'd go along acting like nothing happened. but you'd know what you did. that is ten times worse than the stare. she did this to me once when I said her feet are gross and no one wants to ever see them. I'll never forget that look of actual pain. I still feel bad to this day.
>>103554072
lumi already is clingy. you'd just get the benefits of cuddling for as long as you want instead of dealing with the tension and having to play fight all the time. seriously, clingy sucks when the bitch isnt your friend and gets mad if you hit her. I could hang out with lumi all day and when she gets out of line, just pic relate it and tell her you love her. it's not bad clingy

>>103554350
I'm not into the abuse stuff but Lumi is right about the face there, it is well-drawn
she looks angry, hurt, and playful all at the same time

>>103551564
my guess is lots of shaking

>>103556102
ask her boyfriend

>>103557064
I can confirm, lots of shaking

You asked about sounds. she shakes but I normally just use the excuse to give her an autistic bear hug ti full body lock her and squeeze. it makes the experience more intense for her and I always cum. so it's sort of like one final ownership claim. Then I just pat her on the head and say "good job [petname]". that alone is usually enough for an aftershock

Is Lumi streaming today?

anyone else get almost like a morning half chub when Lumi starts talking to start stream? I get one sometimes, not like I go full gooner or anything but she stiffens me up for a little bit

>>103558597
she's been live for 5 minutes

>>103558673
no. her voice used to kill my hard ons actually. she's too sweet. I only started to want to fuck her much later when I started thinking about other things. it was backwards

https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
>>103558673
I get the emotional version of that
when Lumi starts talking the sun shines and the flowers bloom

>>103557412
>>103557076
fyren calm down.

Lumi is communing with creatures of the warp again

>>103559126
her dreams are going to open a warp portal and get us all killed

>>103558966
Pfft I wish I looked like that

Lumi should be a real person again

>>103560918
I knew that tangent would set you off schizo.

>>103561010
that wasnt me retard good try tho

Lumi is starting the dlc today

>>103560918
No

Lumi is so sad that she didn’t do the crossword.

>>103563816
Nobody was stopping her, she could have done it

>>103563816
its her fault she skipped it

>Lumi is showing her racist side again
Based

>>103551143 (OP)
14 across is Cuckoo

>>103551143 (OP)
Fyren's cocksleeve...

>>103565181
>>103564443
and yet she ended up cucking us right when the game started to pick up

>>103566464
she ought to have done it first if anything, she seems open to play it more though

>>103566882
yeah there's nothing wrong with the crossword. I very much approve. she found a way to work on getting less stupid that didnt basically require one on one tutoring with the hand full of chatters who are actually good at anything. this is nice and sustainable
I just get super comfy watching the rts streams. she makes good content generally but they were the thing that let me take the plunge into the "bro you're watching a fucking vtuber" territory. It's the difference between how her yapping in the background generally doesnt drain the introvert battery vs. actually being sad she is done. ending a stream to go back to real life is a neccessity but ending just for a late daily feels meh

Mainland copy pasta that made me laugh

>cat Lumi hops onto your bed with a live trout in her mouth
>while wiggling her butt in the air she pulls your pajama pants down
>she drops the trout on your chest and lets out a shrieking nya
>it's flopping around as it suffocates
>she licks the area all around your penis without touching your penis
>you slowly get harder and harder as her sand paper tongue is put to work at the crevice right between your penis and thigh
>cat Lumi grabs the trout with her hand, gripping it so hard the eyes bulge out
>she slides it's open mouth over your cock until you are all the way inside
>cat Lumi then pulls it off and sniffs your cock
>with gentle precision she licks the trouts juices off your cock
>she continues to do this and each time the trout looks a little less alive
>you cum eventually after Lumi has thrusted the trout onto your cock more times than you can count
>a perceptive Lumi sees your body twitching and this time instead of removing the trout she holds it there until you're done
>an excited Lumi lets out one more nya and leaves with her cum stuffed trout
>"Alexa, add trout to the shopping list" you say as you fade into a deep sleep

She was so lovable today. If I said that in chat she'd get mad so I'm saying it here.
Sad she left early

Lumi needs freckles they make me Gos

>>103567320
strangely erotic

>>103567139
>>103567420
she was quite loveable today wasn't she

>>103567656
No, schizo fucker.

>>103567420
she really was. she is remarkably schizo about her chatters. chat enough and she can and will pick up subtext. I have a feeling everyone has their own way of doing this. mine happened accidentally as a condescending gesture evolved

>>103567709
you are very strange. insecurity is not at all a generically applicable response. why do you reek of it?

>>103567715
idk I don't really chat, feels like a humiliation ritual to compete for her attention with like 10 other dudes at any given time. I just enjoy the show and sometimes type an emote.

>>103568076
Yeah I didn't like the chat culture shift right around when ocbm started consolidating power, it was more fun when unsuspecting simps would be shot on sight

Who are the "ghosts" in chat?

I miss her.

>>103568201
they are all around, you just don't see them

>>103568201
Me because I don't show up in chat anymore

>>103551540
Anon, while Lumi is a brocon, she’s no Noel. She might be a Matsuri, a Lui or even La+, but not a Noel.

>>103568076
I used to feel the exact same way. I didnt even awknowledge the existance of the rest of chat for a long time for that very reason. streams are cozier when you are at home and if you have to be superficially availiable for work, you may as well be working. I am lucky enough to be on a long term project where I just do all my serious work in the evenings after streams. But it all things being equal, things are cozier when there is no difference between a live stream and a vod that you can watch whenever you feel like.

>>103568076
I used to feel the exact same way. I didnt even awknowledge the existance of the rest of chat for a long time for that very reason. If you can, I would recommend against getting into the habbit of chatting.
all things being equal, streams are cozier when you are at home, and if you have to be superficially availiable for work, you may as well be working.
Chatting is really fun I am lucky enough to be on a long term project where I just do all my serious work in the evenings after streams. But if you dont see any point to chatting, it is obviously cozier when there is no difference to you between a live stream and a vod you can watch when most cozy

>>103570468
>>103570630

>>103568076
>>103568180
the chat is a little much sometimes, it's good for them but it's weird when they all act like they know each other

>>103571261
>all know each other
yeah that can be odd. the way I think of it is as an autism politeness spiral. Someone started saying hi, you have to say hi back as a courtesy, then you cant say hi to one guy but not another, and so on and so forth until everyone has to say hi to everyone or you are a dick. I wouldnt read into it too much

I just figured a lot of them talk together on discord

>>103571739
they also do that, but not all, and not to the same extent. not enough to do the rounds of hellos. even lumi laughs about that

>>103568650
Lumi groomed Starbro to be her ideal man. You don’t see those girls trying to do that.

>>103572572
that's just her way of expressing her love to him

>>103571261
It's only weird when it exclusionary but I feel like I know at least some of them just from lurking

yeah chat is generally pretty nice. I've never had trouble with any of them and the first time I was on the discord I was half a bottle of vodka deep and calling them fags for being weird about calling for bans. say what you will about the gumis, they arent dicks. some of them sperg out about anything sex related and it has obviously put lumi in a bit of a bind. But let's be real, 90% of people in a vtuber chat are too autistic to be making edgy jokes and pre-filtering their cringe is a good thing

>>103577362
I'm trying. believe me

>>103580921
you have to meet me half way dumb ass

>>103577607
Believe harder

predictions for tomorrow's collab? last time the consensus was that lumi was adorkable and nervously yapping away while the other seethed about lumi's questions and was a stand offish bitch. there was also no denying that lumi had an absolute blast. the afterglow was so intense there was a rrat layna was sugarbaby roommate.
a cooking collab does seem like a contradiction in terms. did lumi enjoy the collab or was the bfe so wholesome she has rose tinted glasses?

>>103583640
?

>>103583643
no idea what to expect for it but Lumi has mentioned it enough that she seems to be looking forward to it

>>103584848
yeah she does.

I think the collab gives lumi a way out. vtubing is obviously all sorts of fucked up and everyone copes to stay sane. gumis noctoriously deny how invested they are in the gfe and lean a little awkwardly hard into the anti-coomer stuff to stay sane. meanwhile lumi is just as invested in the bfe and her sense of ironic detachment is the only thing between her and getting devoured by her own cringe. I would call this a schizo rrat if their mutual love didn't burst through every crack a presented by an appropriate act of aquiantanced friendship. the gumnis are lovely people, so they can't help but to get carried away with concerning over legitimate issues. lumi is a little more self-aware and knows how intimate cooking is. so she is on heightened alert normally, but having fun cooking with another streamer gives her an out. she is allowed to be friendly. so all of her gumi love comes spilling out. it's all so tragically beautiful.

>>103568650
>La+
Doesn't she cyberstalk and actually Stalk her brother?

Meds, now.

>>103551143 (OP)
Who cares about that ex NY escort with a boyfriend?

>>103588976
I do. she isnt a whore and it would be impossible for a lumi to be lumi if she was a whore. still, if that somehow were the case, I'd still care. it's not like meaningless sex is a woman only vice

>>103588439
no. she has made some weird statements that indicated an excessive level of discomfort about things that should not even register for a sibling. I think it is just the product of pent up turbo bottom confusion

>>103586944
>>103583643
See
>>103570824

>>103583643
idk I don't watch collabs.

>>103589952
Based