>sprint attacking with a heavy weapon comes out instantly and annihilates enemies
>even accounting for the backhop after swinging, you can get back up to speed and dish out another in no time at all
>didn't even know what the quill-shooting Exors did for a while because slamming the Crowbar 2.0 into their skull ragdolled them
>swinging a heavy weapon normally takes a calendar year and requires you to dance around in the enemy's face while keeping your cursor on their head until the swing follows through
This doesn't seem right.