https://next.nexusmods.com/profile/Skymodels/mods?gameId=1704
>new Wodo was born

Optimal and highly efficient pattern right here
Weekly weigh in (fatty contest) BUT you have a mid week weigh in to check if you've gained or lost weight
If lost (any amount, even if its small) good, continue
If gained, adjust your diet

This is perfect

I've been with my gf for almost 10 years
I think we met 2017 or 2016 don't remember at this point
Anyways, I'm not marrying her lmao and she seems fine with it as well

mmmm yes I will break into random houses in whiterun, loot their kitchens for garlic / butter / raw meat, and then proceed to check their bookcases for smithing tomes