Oh look, here comes Mariner! And she's drunk on Romulan ale! OMG, she's such a rebel! Can't you, like, just, totally relate? Like when you want to rebel against your mommy and all her rules, but you can't because you live in the room you grew up in, in her house, and she brings you tendies, and we certainly don't want that gravy train to end, do we? Plus, it was really embarrassing when she paddled your bare bottom during your liveblog. That was the first time you were grateful not to have any viewers.

Oh look, here comes Mariner! And she's drunk on Romulan ale! OMG, she's such a rebel! Can't you, like, just, totally relate? Like when you want to rebel against your mommy and all her rules, but you can't because you live in the room you grew up in, in her house, and she brings you tendies, and we certainly don't want that gravy train to end, do we?
>>213511777
It's a sign! Lower Decks is blessed, and so is my watchthrough! The Gods of Trek have spoken! This really is a religion, isn't it? I can feel myself speaking in tongues already!
>>213511829
Of course! Wanting to have sex with an imaginary person in a commercial entertainment franchise is perfectly normal and rational! And no matter what anyone tells you, it's not pathetic or degrading in any way!
>>213511839
Wasn't that a video game that came out in 1988? Most of you weren't even born then.