>>96355885
Party was rewarded by a farmer for their work in negotiating business terms with a whole lot of pies. For funsies, my tribal, CON-focused, Wood Elf Beast Barbarian wanted to make it a contest since her subclass gave her a magical Bite attack that due to story shenanigans allowed swallowing enemies, so she thought it would be a sure thing. Nat 1 on the competing CON save to quaff took her out on the first pie, which was flavored as trying to flex by swallowing the thing whole and choking. The same elf Barbarian was allowed to steadily eat an entire rhinoceros that came out of a magical hammerspace can like a jellied chicken over the course of an hour, and when Enlarged was able to grapple a corrupt angel, dunk it in lava, and swallow it. Angel's associate took offense and ripped out part of her soul in retribution, along with most of her overcharged primal magic with it, shrinking her down from amazonian to smol elven cardio bunny.
>>96355925
Oh shit, for real? Dang, at least I can say my Barbarian beat out the originality by at least five years.