>>520339457
This genuinely made me smile.
>bloke; "jesus... let me go back to the world of the living ONE LAST TIME
>jesus; "okay"
Jesus Saves... the best 'til last!
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>>519723091
>And we Christians? We will live forever
Your faith in the unsubstantiated mutterings of the mentally-ill jews of antiquity is very amusing.
>And we Christians? We will live forever
Your faith in the unsubstantiated mutterings of the mentally-ill jews of antiquity is very amusing.
/lig/? Where are you? I'm afriad, please read me a story?
>>16806491
I do not under ANY CIRCUMSTANCES want to end up in heaven.
It sounds like the worst nightmare imaginable.... and you're trapped there forever.
I cannot imagine a worse torture than being in heaven for all eternity and longer.
I would rather have eternal unknowable darkness as far from that shit as imainable and anyone who doesn't understand this should READ WHAT THE BIBLE HAS TO SAY ABOUT HEAVEN and if that sounds 'great' to you you're fucking mentally-ill.
Me, I'm not going into that light.
Keep it.
Fuck your holy spirit with a big sack of razor-blades, dumbass!
Keep that shit to yourself, you truly evil fuckers!
I do not under ANY CIRCUMSTANCES want to end up in heaven.
It sounds like the worst nightmare imaginable.... and you're trapped there forever.
I cannot imagine a worse torture than being in heaven for all eternity and longer.
I would rather have eternal unknowable darkness as far from that shit as imainable and anyone who doesn't understand this should READ WHAT THE BIBLE HAS TO SAY ABOUT HEAVEN and if that sounds 'great' to you you're fucking mentally-ill.
Me, I'm not going into that light.
Keep it.
Fuck your holy spirit with a big sack of razor-blades, dumbass!
Keep that shit to yourself, you truly evil fuckers!