Here are some of the cool spells I found

>Brain of Instinct Finds, Directly
I'd like to think this spell instantly ascends you to Elder Godhood. Just need to cast it for 10,000 or so years...

>Fate of the letter Zhivete Destroys, Indirectly
Fate of life destroys indirectly?
Maybe it's a bad luck spell

>Vagina of Time Bursts, Angrily
lol