>"Hello, my friends! If you are looking for a new member of your adventuring party, you most certainly have come to the right person! Because your so-called adventuring party lack someone like me! I will heal you and support you in your quest and swear to defend you with my life! Are you read to go or are you ready to go?"
If any negative reply comes, just reply with "But you must!"

I can't wait for season two of the show, which was already kinda woke, but enjoyable slop, to be EXTREMELY WOKE in season 2!
I am so excited!
Are they going to make him gay!
How much scenes of the gay Nigger Lesbian do I have to skip?
How are they going to dismantle the toxic masculintiy of the White Male lead?
I AM WATCHING IT RIGHT NOW, ANONS! AHHHHHHHH!!!