>guys I saw 14 million scenarios and we only win 1 time!
>oh wow that's not good odds! how did we win that 1 time?
>we sat down and talked to him for more than 3 quips and discussed why we think his plan will not have the lasting positive outcome on the universe that he thinks it will, citing the various issues and complications that would occur and brainstormed alternative course of actions
>oh wow so he changed his mind? The power of communication is an amazing thing
>no actually he called us a bunch of fags and redditors and that he was just going to kill half the universe anyways and went to go snap his fingers but while we were talking and he was distracted the weird talking raccoon guy stole the stones
>this is what happens in the one and only sacred timeline