Here's another one:
>be me
>grade 7
>obsessed with Dragonball Z
>want to fly like Goku and Piccolo
>standing on a snowbank after school
>no one around
>focus my ki
>breathe deeply
>start to levitate an inch or two over the snowbank
>suddenly hear a shout
>"HEY FAGGOT!"
>older kid, very tall, probably grade 12
>pushes me
>I fall
>face hits a large block of ice at the base of the snowbank
>neck snaps, jaw snaps
>pass out instantly
>wake up minutes later
>crack my neck, push my limp jaw into place
>supposed to meet at friends place for school project
>walk there like nothing happened
What the fuck even is reality?