Thread 40906760

/x/ I'm clearly not human.
>Back in 2011
>at a small house party with some people I went to college with
>two drinks in
>one of my "friends" slipped behind me while I was distracted talking to some other people
>wraps one arm around my neck and the other around my face
>SNAPS MY FUCKING NECK
>I'm still conscious somehow
>I try to crack it back, somewhat successfully
>pass out a half moment later
>woke up in the morning under a small tarp in their laundry room
>covered in marker, mostly swastikas (symbol of rebirth?)
>wash my face off in sink
>sneak out of house
>get in my car
>drive to work like nothing happened
This isn't the only time I should have died but somehow stayed alive. Am I some kind of zombie? Is this the afterlife? What even is going on? What the fuck am I, /x/?
Pic unrelated but an amazing manga.

>>40906760 (OP)
Another retard peddling cartoons.

idk anon I tried to seek guidance from more experienced anons on here yesterday and didn't really get an answer as to "what am I?"
I think I'm a natural psychic though. I wish I had a mentor or something who could help me, classify me, tell me what I should do next.

Here's another one:
>be me
>grade 7
>obsessed with Dragonball Z
>want to fly like Goku and Piccolo
>standing on a snowbank after school
>no one around
>focus my ki
>breathe deeply
>start to levitate an inch or two over the snowbank
>suddenly hear a shout
>"HEY FAGGOT!"
>older kid, very tall, probably grade 12
>pushes me
>I fall
>face hits a large block of ice at the base of the snowbank
>neck snaps, jaw snaps
>pass out instantly
>wake up minutes later
>crack my neck, push my limp jaw into place
>supposed to meet at friends place for school project
>walk there like nothing happened
What the fuck even is reality?

>>40906773
Cartoons are animated, this is a comic book, retard.

>>40906760 (OP)
everyone on "earth" dies to an alien invading force
this is a playback simulation of peoples memories before that invasion, slightly altered to include hidden details of this reality, while our dead bodies are rebuilt in cryopod cocoons
we emerge from these cocoons harder, better, faster, stronger

>>40906879
That sounds fucking badass.

>>40906760 (OP)
I remember dying at around 7-8years old, (this was over 20 years ago). Head on car collision over the crest of hill. My dad who was driving could have never seen it coming. We are both still alive. I'm the only one who remembers it. This is hell and we are trapped in it, forever. You will never die, you will never escape this. The universe and its God has you and will never let you go, make of that what you will.

>>40906899
Should add I just blacked out on impact and woke up about a week later without a scratch on me and everyone who was in the car who died with me thought I was talking shit. Oh well.

>>40906760 (OP)
It sounds like he cracked you in some way you didn't expect, assumed he broke your neck, cracked yourself back, passed out, they laughed and made fun of you, drew on you then threw a tarp over you and forgot about you

>>40906894
It goes, it goes, it goes, it goes
Golden age, yuh

>>40906760 (OP)
>What am I?
A faggot
>Am I a zombie?
No you're a faggot
>Is this the afterlife?
No its your faggot life
>What even is going on?
Some kind of faggotry

>>40907026
did your femboy hookup ghost you? You've been all over threads tonight.

>>40907136
I'm sick and can't sleep

>>40907228
:(

>>40907324
Still, could be worse. Could be a faggot.

>>40906809
I also levitated at a similar age
When you're young you can't keep your own subreality going for long, and of course you can't tell anyone it happened since it was your own reality and not part of Greater Reality as we understand it
The key to "exoteric growth" is to look for other people's subrealities in everyday life
If it feels like a house has a "strange feeling" about it, try to connect with that

Humans Against Glowniggers

>>40906760 (OP)
Say pic was related, and had used shadow magic to break into your sense of reality using cracks in ether.

Would you?