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>Duke would call over two strip tease girls to Doomguy's place and make a cake with a writing "Always Bet On Doom!"

>Sam would give him an ancient but cool looking papyrus deep from a pyramid

>Quake guy gives him a Stihl chainsaw but it has two blades and a bunny plushie

>Caleb makes him a voodoo doll that looks like an Imp

>Freeman gives him a book about anger management

>Blaskowicz gives him a trusty combat knife in case he runs out of options in a fight