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Well shit, the tough guy act and mask got pulled right the fuck off after a six foot dude with a giant cone on his cranium comes barrelling towards you in the midst of what seems to be a combination of a cocaine come-down and a asperger's tantrum. I mean, eight fucking miles an hour is enough to get you a citation on the Paramount Pictures lot in a fucking golf cart? Dan could probably run faster than that at that point in his life.

>believes in aliens and the paranormal unquestionably.
>has made millions off of this offbeat niche interest and did so by bringing it to the forefront of culture in the 80s with his friends
>mother worked for Avro, a Canadian aerospace company
>owns his own vodka company, whose distillation process involves pouring the vodka over Hirkmer diamonds before bottling them in crystal skull shaped bottles
>best friends with Bill Murray
>a Blues Brother

Why isn't he and that dude from the Ancient Aliens show with the batshit crazy running NASA?