Thread 214327590

why didnt a security guard just karate chop him in the neck?

>>214327590 (OP)
>Consume mass quantities
Was it ahead of its time?

>>214327638
Union regulations.

>>214327590 (OP)
>' A female security guard witnessing the incident got so upset that she hyperventilated and had to go to the lot's infirmary
>hmm how can i make this about MEEE
Women are so worthless and pathetic holy hell

Sounds like he takes his craft seriously.

>>214327590 (OP)
What are the odds the security guards were power-tripping mall cop types?

>>214327704
As opposed to a power tripping obese actor?

i'd pay a few buck to see a video of him getting maced, tazed, and/or billy clubbed

>>214327704
Well shit, the tough guy act and mask got pulled right the fuck off after a six foot dude with a giant cone on his cranium comes barrelling towards you in the midst of what seems to be a combination of a cocaine come-down and a asperger's tantrum. I mean, eight fucking miles an hour is enough to get you a citation on the Paramount Pictures lot in a fucking golf cart? Dan could probably run faster than that at that point in his life.

>>214327590 (OP)
Day rye say baste

>>214327732
The difference is a lead actor actually has a modicum of power on a set whereas a random security guard has none

>>214327669
Considering it was her job to stop him, it kind of was about her.

Based Dan sending some useless hall monitor to the nurse.

>>214328691
I always think of this when anyone brings up that Orson Welles shit
https://youtu.be/J6N8ADDDs0k?si=gKB8gDCzevpRrjBR

>>214327590 (OP)
based because he was doing it for his underlings being troubled and not just himself.

>>214328649
Based.
Fuck the unions.

>>214327590 (OP)
Based, he's the best at everything, even sperg outs

>>214327590 (OP)
cocaine

>>214327590 (OP)
Dan Aykroyd is literally, medically autistic. He had a tard-out.

>>214327590 (OP)
He did nothing wrong.

>>214330402
Well yeah, autism and copious amounts of cocaine and quaaludes are a hell of a thing combined

>>214327879
>>214328649
There is a certain brand of snl adjacent 70s and 80s actors which are just insufferable prick bullies, and ai won’t be making excuses for them like you cucks

Honestly kinda based for supporting the crew.

>>214327879
>>214330402
>>214331577
>Aspergers, austistic.
Please understand, he is actually just Canadian

>>214332506
Chevy Chase and Bill Murray are both like that

Source?

>>214333077
Fucking Variety of all places so it's probably somewhat true

https://variety.com/1993/film/news/dish-aykroyd-loses-cone-head-105881/

>>214327638
They're told to never touch the celebrities. Harming the star of a movie could cause filming delays that cost the studio tens of millions.

>>214333450
Yep, which is also why the celebrities become such assholes, nobody puts them in check.

>>214327590 (OP)
Coneheads was an 8/10 film

>>214333531
8/100

>>214333313
Damn if that's true then that's wild lmao. Kinda like hearing that everyone on the set of Popeye (1980) was coked out of their minds

>>214327590 (OP)
MAINTAIN LOW TONES

>>214330402
At the end of the movie when he tells Chris Farley he would like to share 55 words with him, he literally says 55 words to him. That's the kind of thing on a true 'tist would get.

>>214333565
Both John Jeguizama and Bob Hoskins were apparently drunk throughout the entire filming of "Super Mario Bros." because they all knew how much of a shit movie it was.

>>214334537
Yeah I remember hearing about that. Can't say I blame them I heard it was dangerous to film at points too. I heard something about Bob Hoskins' hand getting broken during filming for example

>>214334537
I also heard the Island of Dr. Moreau had the most insane behind the scenes story that it almost sounds made up. You could literally make a movie about the filming of the Island of Dr. Moreau

>>214332506
It does seem like the entire early SNL cast were just pure pieces of shit that liked fucking with other people and being general assholes in public.

>>214335113
There is literally a documentary about the whole ordeal which is probably why you heard about it in the first place. It's called Lost Soul and it's actually super entertaining, check it out.

I believe Dan Ackroyd is an honorary law enforcement officer of some type so I believe everything he did was above board as he was just tossing the place for clues.

>>214327590 (OP)
He's literally me

>>214327638
>female security guard

Based Dan

>>214335933
I actually haven't heard about it but sounds cool I'll have to check it out

>>214327590 (OP)
Insanely based and they should have kept the security camera footage as part of the DVD extras

I think Dan and the Ancient Aliens guy should be running NASA

>>214327669
I fucking hate them I wish they were all dead.

>>214338822
Dan, Ancient Aliens guy, and Action Bronson

>>214327590 (OP)
>A female security guard witnessing the incident got so upset that she hyperventilated and had to go to the lot's infirmary.
Wow what a great security guard, it's a woman who shits herself when someone she knows poses no threat throws some papers around.

>>214338909
Dan, Ancient Aliens Guy, Action Bronson, Alex Jones, William Shatner, Erik von Daaniken, Graham Hancock, and David Icke should be running NASA. There'd be none of this fucking "We can't go back to the moon" shit. Dan would be like, "Fuck, me and the homies were there yesterday prospecting."

>>214339070
Right but remember: he's in full costume, he's got a giant cone on his head literally blending into his cranium, he may have had some space-booger sugar caked under his nostrils, he's uncontrollably going off on fucking speed limits and golf karts and other incoherent shit while fucking with the door gate to the studio lot which was probably what was worrying her the most and he's trashing her fucking office. On top of all that, this giant mass of tard rage vaguely if not completely resembling one of the Ghostbusters is behind it all and swearing as he commandeers another golfkart and goes sailing off into the lot.
I actually kinda envy her witnessing that; I don't know if I would be hyperventilating or having a panic attack, but I do know after a cetain point I would just stand back and allow the chaos to unfold, be one with the moment as it was happening, you know?

>>214327590 (OP)
based, good for him

>>214333515
Who is he?

>>214334537
John didn't know how to drive since he lived in New york all his life and almost killed hoskins.

>>214339900
You know all those horror stories I have heard about that ilm and not a single one of them are positive and to top it all off, it was fucking garbage.

>>214327669
>bootlicker can't understand a workmans comp chad pulling a free payday power move

>>214340346
She probably did make a fortune or at least got some sort of compensation from going to the papers over it.

>>214327590 (OP)
Dan Aykroyd seriously believe he was sexually abused by a ghost. Ghost Busters was supposed to be a serious drama.

>>214340142
When I was a kid I was just thrilled to see yoshi.

>>214340515
prove that he wasn't

>>214340515
>>214340693
Ghostbusters must have been cathartic for Dan.

>>214327590 (OP)
Sound's like he was being a real ~~dick~~ cone head!

>>214339260
Reading that kind of reminds me of the story about Nana Visitor getting hurt on the set of DS9. She went to the hospital in full Kira makeup and the doctor freaked the fuck out because he thought she had some kind of traumatic nose injury instead of a sprained ankle or whatever.

>>214327590 (OP)
Conecaine is a hell of a drug

>>214343100
That would be kind of a trip to see as a doctor coming into emergency, that's for sure.

>>214332506
Dat activist boobah. Looks like i have to start hanging out at protests.

>>214343375
Its fake, nigga.

>>214327644
It was a head of its time

>>214327704
Their main job back then was to take tips for allowing trunkloads of cocaine onto the lots.

>>214330402
There's stories about Ackyoyd's flop Doctor Detroit that he was so blizzard'd on set it was like King writing Cujo

>>214333565
Related
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u90frQpF0EQ

Producer Robert Evans was caught smuggling so much that Henry Kissinger got involved to downplay some of it

>>214335113
>>214335933
https://letterboxd.com/film/lost-soul-the-doomed-journey-of-richard-stanleys/

it's on yt. one of craziest docs ever made holy shit. brando and a 10 inch midget getting litty

>>214333515
Brutal

>>214329159
I never knew John Candy did Orson Welles.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOmYEssdXg8
Very funny.

>>214327590 (OP)
Why didn't the security guard shoot him in his conehead?

>>214340515
When you start getting into the personal lives of actors, it's funny how often it turns out their on screen performance isn't about being good actors but about them being weirdos who simply bring themselves to a role.
>>214343100
>This episode was being filmed when the 1994 Northridge earthquake occurred on January 17 of that year. Armin Shimerman and Edward Wiley left the Paramount Pictures lot in full Ferengi and Cardassian makeup respectively.
Imagine you're trying to get home at a quarter to five in the morning after an earthquake. There's debris random places in the roads, powerlines down everywhere, no lights other than your headlights, and you see someone in street clothes but with Cardassian makeup on. Given the context, it would be brain exploding.

>>214327590 (OP)
Pol Pot had the right idea when it came to people in entertainment.

>>214344327
Perhaps she was sexually aroused by seeing it at the time.

>>214344921
So did the Brits and Romans. Seems as though there is a running theme throughout cultures of the world to regard actors and entertainers as the weirdos and jackasses that they are.

>>214345070
It's a reasonable cultural value. The core of an actor's job is to be deceptive. Our current culture doesn't care about honesty or truth very much but in older cultures, those were valued extremely highly. In that context, someone wanting to pretend to be someone else was reason enough to create suspicions about their character.

>>214327590 (OP)
Connie Conehead is now doing mukbang live on tiktok