>heh, go lose weight you autistic fat ass. I wouldn’t even fuck you
>o-ok…
>Oh, hello Ornella! I took your advice. It was a real wake up call and dropped all that weight. This is my beautiful wife btw
>WTF NOOOOOO YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO STAY A FAT OBNOXIOUS FATASS NOOOOOO OH GOD YOURE SO HOT TOO I MUST HAVE YOU
>Thanks but no thanks, there was a time where I’d say yes without a second thought, but now… I don’t think my wife would like that
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-ACK